Drochibelny Skyrim and other pathologies. Drochibelnaya Skyrim and other pathologies Unofficial patch for skyrim 2.1 3 b

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Greetings, gentlemen officers.

This article is the apotheosis of my passion Skyrim in general and mods in particular. I started playing the fifth part of the TES series back in the year of release and since then I have not been able to abandon my exciting journey. Like, in principle, Bethesda itself, which has been "pleasing" fans like me for many years now with another TESVMoreSeptimsEdition. Enough tolerating this! Today I will tell you how to drink your own Skyrim with blackjack and horny Argonian maidens.

Right off the bat, your PC must have the right hardware. For example, here are my specifications: i7 6700k, GTX 980 Ti 6GB, 32GB RAM. In this scenario, I get the output 55-60 FPS. But before I played on hardware many times weaker and still the game did not give out less 35 fps. By focusing on the most power-hungry mods, I'll help you strike a balance between picture quality and system performance. One more thing, I'm currently using Windows 10, but for the best result, there is no better option than Windows 7. The fact is that in the eight / ten there is a disgusting DirectX9 bug (and Skyrim runs on DX9), which does not allow the game to use more than 4GB of graphics memory and kills the full potential of powerful video cards.

In my case, knowledge of English allows you to download all extensions from Nexus`a - the largest mod portal for Skyrim, which implies a further game in the same English, but in this instruction, I will try to give as many parallel links to translated mods as possible (to those that I can find). As a result, you may end up with some phrases and names in Elvish, which, in general, is not too scary. Which option suits you best, decide for yourself. If there is no link to the Russian version, then it is either not required or does not exist.

Training

We need Skyrim Legendary Edition- buy it, or download a clean version. If it exists, go here. C:\Users\Username\Documents\My games\Skyrim\Saves, copy your save and delete the folder \Skyrim. If you are not sure that your game does not contain unnecessary files, demolish it cleanly and reinstall it. If you subscribed to something in the workshop, unsubscribe. We need pure, virgin Skyrim .

One of the best mods with full compatibility. Rain splash, rainbow and shooting stars included.

Lighting mods. Install only one

Minuses: eats in some places FPS, so you have to put this fix. Some players may not like the overly orange color of the city at night.

Minuses: It hasn't been updated for a long time, most likely it won't, but it's still very good.

Six days of the Lord

Changing the installation order of mods from this part should not lead to errors and crashes, but for the best result, I recommend following the list. Let's get started.

Skyrim cities

Choice of two mods.

Expanded Towns and Cities (ETAC) ENG - EN. The biggest city change mod. He has a wonderful installer, which gives you a choice - how and what to redraw. Freshly updated and constantly expanding, I recommend it for lorephages.
JK's Skyrim ENG - EN. This mod will make you touch your crotch just from looking at the screenshots. The most beautiful processing, thousands of additional details, only one problem - this mod will violently, madly rape your FPS, especially in addition to megatons of retectures. On systems like mine - put it on, it will pull, for everyone else, if you really want to, I advise you to look JKs Cities - Lite and SuperLite, just keep in mind that there is no Russian version yet, which means that the names of shops and houses will be in Elvish.

Dawn of Skyrim Collection ENG - EN. Quite a decent mod, something between performance, detail and lore. Good compatibility with the previous ones, set as desired.
Unique Shops and Stores. An excellent mod, with full compatibility, which will cut the interior of stores into beauty. Unfortunately, there is no translated version yet.

Clouds (install only one)

If you put Vivid Weathers (VW), skip this step, because this weather mod already includes its own wonderful set of clouds.

Choose according to your taste, both mods are very good.

Snow and blizzard

Skip this item if you have to Vivid Weathers (VW) or Natural Lighting Vivid Atmospherics (NLVA).

Real Skyrim Snowflakes - Vivid Snow ENG - EN. In my opinion, one of the best such mods that completely reworks the snowflake system. I recommend to put "Non Physical Snow", the physics version is still buggy.

Real Ice ALL-IN-ONE ENG (mod removed from Nexus, download this archive and add it to the manager manually) - EN. Amazing ice retexture.
Illustrated Panel Towns ENG - EN. Adds city stands near the main gate. K R A S U V O.

Night sky (one of your choice)

Moons of Tamriel (one of your choice)

We continue.

Dragonbone (one of your choice)

Realistic Boat Bobbing ENG - EN. Mod from the category of mandatory. Adds realistic rocking of boats and ships. Atmosphere, everything.
83Willows 101BugsHD Butterfly Dragonfly ENG - EN. Adds a hundred insects to the expanses of Skyrim and makes the game world more alive. Both versions contain a fix that regulates alchemical properties and indicators. This mod bites your FPS, therefore, as an alternative, you can put the following.
Lepidoptera Of Skyrim. Sweet butterflies around. Do not touch if set 101BugsHD.
RUSTIC CLOTHING. Retexture of ordinary clothes. During installation, agree to overwrite files.
aMidianBorn Book of Silence. One of the best retexture mods of all time. Open the FILES tab and install the archives in this order 1) ARMORS 2) CREATURES 3) DRAGONBORN DLC 4) UNIQUE ITEMS 5) WEAPONS, agreeing to overwrite. Then go further down the list and install three files with a postscript hotfix.
Joy of Ships. Mod for beautiful ships. Also install Joy of Parallax Ships from here .
aMidianBorn Imperial Forts. Great fort rework.

Windows (one to choose from)

Retexture potions (one of your choice)

Pretty Animated Potions and Poisons. A very interesting thing, your potions become animated and will glow in the dark. Atmospheric.
RUSTIC ANIMATED POTIONS and POISONS. A combination of the two previous mods.

World map (one to choose from)

A Quality World Map and Solstheim Map - With Roads ENG - EN
paper world map ENG - EN

Ultimate HD Torch ENG - EN. A new type of torch.
Smoking Torches and CandlesENG - EN. Candles and all sorts of burning sticks there now produce smoke, as it should be in this universe.
Birds of Skyrim ENG - EN. The mod adds to the existing bird fauna. A very good decision. Regardless of the version, put this one next patch .
Enhanced Blood Textures ENG -EN. The legendary mod that makes Skyrim truly bloody. Here is one instruction - if you are going to expand the gameplay capabilities and install a mod Skyrim Immersive Creatures ENG - EN, which adds new monsters, specific units, new outposts, new bosses to the game (in short, I recommend it very, very much), then it must be installed first, and after it - a modification for blood.
Deadly Spell Impacts ENG - EN. Another recognizable mod. It adds amazing effects from magic, now the earth, trees, water, even the sky, even Allah will feel your power.
Dawn of the Dawnguard Armor. Vampire Hunter armor rework.
The Art Of Dragonbone. Improved Dragonborn weapon.
Dragonbone HD and 4k by Pfuscher. And armor.
Nightingale Prime HD. Gorgeous Nightingale Armor.
Spellbreaker Oblivionized retexture in HD. Retexture of the Destroyer, damn it.
Outlandish Stalhrim. Glass armor.
Transparent and Refracting Glass Eqmnt CBBE UNP UNPB. An amazing mod that transforms the system of reflections of the glass sections of the armor. Looks shabby.
Thieves Guild Armor HD revival. Thieves Guild Armor Retexture.
Mountain flower by Mari And Deathbell by Mari. Change of several types of mountain flowers. Now walking has become even more enjoyable.

Moss retexture (one of your choice)

We continue.

Better Nirnroot - Hi-Res 2K Textures. Nirnroot in high resolution.
Realistic Jazbay Grapes. Now we change the Jabzi grapes.
Unique Flowers And Plants. This mod is not a replacement for the original textures, but completely new plants and flowers. Set or not, decide for yourself.
Langleys Texture Workshop. Great job by the modders. Recycling of many objects made of wood, metal and stone. Install and overwrite files.
Daedric Armor and Weapon Improvement. Awesome Daedric armor.
High Quality Food and Ingredients. Food will look like food, not low poly shit.
Realistic HD Baskets. Retektur baskets. The Thieves Guild approves.
Install HD Ore And Ingots, then Enhanced Ore Veins overwriting files. New ingots and ore.
Realistic HD Beverages. Processing type of drinks.
Realistic HD Mushrooms. Mod that changes the texture of mushrooms. So it is necessary.
Realistic HD Blacksmith. Gorgeous forge.
ENB Water on Horse Trough and Blacksmith Forge. The mod changes the look of water in the city forges, fitting it to the ENB settings.
skyfix- Unique Inn Signs HD. Set as desired. The mod will replace the standard hotel signs with more suitable ones, but only in the English version, which is not very scary, as for me.
SkyFix - HD Blacksmith Signs. You can put it to everyone, since the signs of blacksmiths do not differ in translation :)
4K Parallax High Hrothgar by Pfuscher. High-quality modification of High Hrothgar.
Alduins wall retexture - concept art. Updated wall of Alduin. Mast hev.
Ancient Dwemer Metal. The best retexture of Dwarven mechanisms I have ever seen.
Arri's Snow Elf Ruins Retexture. New Dwemer ruins.
Barenziah's Glory. Refining the Crown of Barenziah.
Barset H.Q.. Maud replaces bar counters.
Better mammoth cheese. Mammoth cheese. Walk, so walk.
Better ropes for skyrim. New ropes.
Book Covers Skyrim ENG - EN. Gorgeous book covers.
RUSTIC DEATH HOUND. Deathhound retexture.
RUSTIC GARGOYLE. Retexture of gargoyles.
Detailing the Eldrich - Higher-Res Riekling Architecture. The reworked world of Miraak.
DOOR. Replacing quest doors in the dungeon.
HD Whiterun Shack door. The obrygan doors that you see every time you appear in Warm Winds' house are now pleasant to look and feel.
Dragonborn Clothing HD Retextures. New clothing for the followers of Miraak.
Falmer Ear and Hagraven Claw. Retexture of ingredients.
Spider Egg Retexture. Spider eggs and all.
TROLL. High poly trolls.
WISPMOTHER. Mother of the Winds.
HAGRAVEN And HAGRAVEN2. Retexture Vorozhei. Put both, overwrite.
Farmhouse Chimneys. Adds chimneys to the game. Be sure to try.
FALMER. Falmer retexture.
HORNCANDLES. New wall candles.
Hectrol SPIDER WEBS Deluxe HighRes Retex. High quality web.

Retexture Alduin (one of your choice)

Enhanced Landscapes ENG - EN. An optional but awesome mod that aims to improve the landscapes of Skyrim with the addition of new objects. Functionality is top notch. The mod needs additional components, which will be discussed below.
Frost Atronach HD Retex. Ice astronomer.
Better Shaped Female Creatures. A good mod that changes the female types of creatures to actually female ones, removing the masculine figure. 18+.

On a note!!!
- Patch in 2 versions, Russian text + Russian voice acting (for those who play with Russian voice acting) and Russian text + English voice acting (for those who play with English voice acting)

Attention!!! Starting with version 3.0.0 and above, the patch will take precedence over the executable file esp. how esm., that is, the formally executable esp. will and as before have the format as esp., but will be accepted by the game and launcher as esm. file!!! It is important!!! Also, starting from version 3.0.0 and higher, the boot order in the launcher has been changed, see the description of the boot order in the launcher below!!! And don't ignore it, otherwise you will still have problems like not absorbing dragon souls or crashing the game and the like!!!

Description:
Comprehensive game bug fixes Skyrim. Purpose of the Legendary Unofficial Patch ( USLEEP) is the ultimate fix for every bug in Skyrim, in one simple package, for the base game and all 3 DLC in one common patch!

What is included:

Fixes in gameplay, quests, intelligence NPCs and creatures, items, game mechanics, models and textures, locations/positions/belongings of world objects.

Important!!!

You can install the patch at any time during the game (BUT, it is highly recommended to start the game over so that all the fixes and changes take effect), but you can not remove the patch already in the game, as the changes are not reversible! You have been warned!

Update:3.0.11

This merged patch is Legendary ( USLEEP), that is, you have the latest version of the game 1.9.32.0.8 and should have all DLCDawnguard, Hearthfire, Dragonborn.
When switching to this version of the patch, delete all files from the previous separate versions of the patches.
Read all fixes here

Requirements:

Hearthfire DLC

When switching from individual patches to this one:

Be sure to remove all files from previous versions of the patches, if you have them installed, then remove the following:

Unofficial Skyrim Patch.bsa, Unofficial Skyrim Patch.esp, Unofficial Skyrim Patch.ini Unofficial Dawnguard Patch.bsa, Unofficial Dawnguard Patch.esp Unofficial Hearthfire Patch.bsa, Unofficial Hearthfire Patch.esp Unofficial Dragonborn Patch.bsa, Unofficial Dragonborn Patch.esp

Install this patch variant (Legendary). In general, all previous patches that were separately not needed!

Installation: (can be done manually or via NMM/MO managers)
1. Install all 3 files in a folder Data in Game:
Unofficial Skyrim Legendary Edition Patch.bsa
Unofficial Skyrim Legendary Edition Patch.esp
Unofficial Skyrim Legendary Edition Patch.ini is a file with the parameters necessary for the patch to work

Load order in launcher:
skyrim.esm
Update.esm(it may be invisible in the launcher, but it is connected in hidden mode)
Dawnguard.esm
Hearthfires.esm
Dragonborn.esm
Unofficial Skyrim Legendary Edition Patch.esp(this is a neo-patch USLEEP)
[below other esm. files from mods if any]
HighResTexturePack01.esp
HighResTexturePack02.esp
HighResTexturePack03.esp
Unofficial High Resolution Patch.esp
[below are other mods that have esp. files]

Free scripts in Data/Scripts:

Check: dragonactorscript.pex and/or mqkilldragonscript.pex. Remove them if you have any. Data/Scripts. They are from dragon mods.
DSAMG - Dragon Soul Absorb More Glorious And Diversified Dragons. These mods should be updated with a patch that should include fixes from USLEEP.

How to untie from old patches and bind to a new one:
1. In TES5Edit open usleep.esp And esp that we want to edit.
2. Right click on our esp - add masters. Choose usleep.esp.
3. Go to the branch file header our mod. We find lines with old versions of patches. RMB on masters-remove.
4. Right click on ours esp - check errors. We cross our fingers. If it gives errors, you will have to sit and parse each one.
5. We close the program with a cross, put a tick on save.
6. Reopen our mod in TES5Edit.
7. RMB on fashion - sort masters
8. Save again.
Attention! The method is suitable for small mods and patches. At one's own risk!

Russian text + Russian voiceover

The list of fixes is very long. Putting it in spoilers is not possible.
It can be downloaded separately

1. Description

The purpose of this plugin is to fix bugs still present in Skyrim. If you find a bug and USKP doesn't address it yet, you can report it on a dedicated bug tracker. Before sending all the details, use the search and make sure that this error has not been reported by anyone before (and this is very likely, since the tracker already contains about a thousand active entries).

Important: Unofficial Skyrim Patch is designed to be installed on the latest version of Skyrim! Using USKP with earlier versions of the game can cause problems.

2. Known issues and compatibility issues

Possible game crashes when exiting it through the main menu:
USKP (and a number of other mods) can sometimes cause the game to crash when exiting from the main menu (Esc - Exit - Main Menu). This error does not have any serious consequences, but sometimes it happens. This is most likely caused by the peculiarity of the game engine with the closing of the active session and the deletion of unused data when you exit the game.

Possible problems with displaying static objects in interiors:
USKP (and a number of other mods) can sometimes cause incorrect display of static objects (walls, floors), making them invisible, in cases where you have more than one mod connected; a similar problem can occur even in areas that are not affected by any plugin. Most likely, this is a problem with the game engine, the exact reason is not yet known. Usually, restarting the game solves the problem.

Plugin manager:
If you have multiple mods installed, then it is recommended to use one of the plugin managers to manage the load order.

3. Installation

1. Extract the patch archive to your "Skyrim/Data" folder, answer "Yes" to any requests to overwrite existing files.
2. Activate "Unofficial Skyrim Patch.esp" in your plugin manager.
3. In plugin load order, place "Unofficial Skyrim Patch.esp" before all other esp files.
4. Done!

4. Legal information

Unofficial Skyrim Patch is freely distributed on an "as is" basis, use it at one's own risk; the creators are not responsible for problems that may arise when using it. It is recommended to use Unofficial Skyrim Patch with the version of the game for which it was created. This project was not created by Bethesda Game Studios and is not affiliated in any way with Bethesda Game Studios, Bethesda Softworks, Zenimax Media or any of their subsidiaries. You can upload the Unofficial Skyrim Patch anywhere, but in its original form, please do not create your own modified versions of the patch. You can also freely use any patch resources (nif, dds and other files) in your projects.

The list of fixes is very long. Putting it in spoilers is not possible. It can be downloaded separately

(41.3 kB). Patch versions: Unofficial Skyrim Patch 2.0.6 Unofficial Dawnguard Patch 2.0.6 Unofficial Hearthfire Patch 2.0.6

1. Description

The purpose of this plugin is to fix bugs still present in Skyrim. If you find a bug and USKP doesn't address it yet, you can report it on a dedicated bug tracker. Before sending all the details, use the search and make sure that no one has reported this error before (and this is very likely, because the tracker already contains about a thousand active entries). Important: Unofficial Skyrim Patch is designed to be installed on the latest version of Skyrim! Using USKP with earlier versions of the game can cause problems.

2. Known issues and compatibility issues

Possible crashes when exiting the game through the main menu: USKP (and a number of other mods) can sometimes cause an incorrect shutdown of the game when exiting it through the main menu (Esc - Exit - Main Menu). This error does not have any serious consequences, but sometimes it happens. This is most likely caused by the peculiarity of the game engine with the closing of the active session and the deletion of unused data when you exit the game. Possible problems with displaying static objects in interiors: USKP (and a number of other mods) can sometimes cause incorrect display of static objects (walls, floors), making them invisible, in cases where you have more than one mod connected; a similar problem can occur even in areas that are not affected by any plugin. Most likely, this is a problem with the game engine, the exact reason is not yet known. Usually, restarting the game solves the problem. Plugin manager: If you have multiple mods installed, it is recommended to use one of the plugin managers to manage the load order.

3. Installation

1. Extract the patch archive into your "Skyrim/Data" folder, answer "Yes" to any requests to overwrite existing files. 2. Activate "Unofficial Skyrim Patch.esp" in your plugin manager. 3. In the plugin load order, place "Unofficial Skyrim Patch.esp" before all other esp files. 4. Done!

4. Legal information