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The seconds before the chimes on New Year's Eve are always very exciting, we make wishes and believe that they will come true. Seasoned with subtle humor and sincere wishes, beautiful statuses about the New Year will help you congratulate your friends and loved ones. Either short or long - beautiful New Year's statuses with meaning, posted a few moments before the holiday on your VK or Odnoklassniki page, will seem truly sincere to everyone.
On New Year's I'll make it a present... on my birthday I'll make it a present... on Christmas I'll make it a present. I will get all the magical evil spirits with my desires, but they will drag IT to me!
May the wish made under the New Year's chimes be fulfilled. And the New Year will bring a sea of new experiences, interesting acquaintances, useful knowledge and grandiose plans. Wish each other happiness while sitting at the festive table! May real miracles happen in your life on New Year's Eve!
I hope that the New Year will welcome me cordially, give me hopes, plans, save me from enemies, unnecessary worries and human envy ... In general, I believe in miracles for a year in a row!))
The anticipation of the New Year awakens a child in me ... As in childhood, waking up in the morning, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it ... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick ..
How much New Year's fuss. And all this…..only because of one!!! seconds!!
I want to kiss you on December 31 at 23.59 and January 1 at 00.01… It will be the perfect end to the old and an amazing start to the new year!
When the door to a new happy life opens in the New Year, do not crowd. Get on your knees and crawl towards your happiness!
Santa Claus exists, I know for sure. I see it in the eyes of my little son, who wishes health and happiness for his family, confident that this will certainly come true! I can't let him down...
New Year's Eve is an amazing, fabulous, enchanting night when miracles happen and the most cherished desires and dreams come true. So let this wonderful night fulfill all your desires!
Soon the New Year - I have only two wishes .... snow…. and you are near...
Everything froze in anticipation of a fairy tale, the snow sparkles with all the colors outside the window and, holding your breath, you wait for the clock to start counting down to a new life.
I want the New Year to be not like that one, but to be truly new, a new beginning in my life ...
I ask you, Santa Claus, let there be no tears in the New Year. Let the war end, let the wall fall between people that life has built and the one who is only waiting for this benefit ...
I have already grown up and I know that Santa Claus does not exist. Which does not prevent me from making wishes for the New Year and believing in miracles.
Do you want to be a child? ... Snow, a blizzard outside, and you, wrapped in a jacket, are driven on a sled ... with full packages of sweets and tangerines on your knees ...
When making plans for the coming year, we always hope for the best, dream, make wishes. I would like to wish that everything that you wished and wished for the New Year came true! So that you and your loved ones are healthy and happy, that good luck accompanies you in business, that love surrounds and fills you and your home.
I want Grandfather Frost to put three gifts under the Christmas tree for the New Year - happiness in the house, love in the family, and health to relatives.
In my letter to Santa Claus, I put a hundred dollars, otherwise he always doesn’t have enough for what I thought of and gives him what has been lying around since last year.
With a quiet step, slowly, only with rustling wings, with a red crest, the New Year is sneaking up to us without worries!
Winter was created in order to be in white colors, so that it would be possible to start your life from a white sheet.
They say New Year's Eve is the night of wish fulfillment. I wished that all people become happy on the whole planet. I am sure that this will certainly come true. Happy New Year!
In the New Year, every time I want to flip the page forward and think that from now on, the books will only have an interesting plot and not a single crumpled or torn-out sheet ...
The best gift for the New Year is when your loved ones are with you, everyone is healthy and joyful, and there are many, many happy moments ahead of you together.
It doesn’t matter that it’s raining, snowing, a blizzard or a blizzard outside the window. The main thing is to always be warm in the heart, which is what I wish you in this coming year!
The New Year is, perhaps, the most wonderful holiday, which is eagerly awaited not only by children, but also by adults. This is the time of gifts, fulfillment of desires and real magic. On the eve of the holidays, children write letters to Santa Claus, and parents run around the shops in search of cherished gifts for their children. Traditionally, the holiday begins to be celebrated on the evening of December 31, before meeting it, you need to spend the outgoing year. There are many jokes about the fact that the holiday begins on December 31st and ends at least on January 7th. No wonder, because during the New Year holidays you need to do so much: meet all your friends and visit all your relatives. On this magical holiday, everyone deserves warmth and attention.
Statuses for the new year 2019
In 2019 I wish you 12 months without illness, 53 weeks of all the best, 365 days of happiness, 8760 hours of success, 525600 minutes of love, and 315360000 seconds of pleasant moments.
The anticipation of the New Year awakens a child in me… As in childhood, waking up in the morning, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it… I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick.
May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve ... And God forbid that you are at home at this moment!
Tangerines are on the move, so the New Year is coming soon!
I love winter and the feeling that the holidays are approaching ... New Year's Eve ... Days of wish fulfillment, faith in miracles and fairy tales!
New Years is soon! May all of you ... have someone nearby who will clean your tangerines ... And the one who will steal these tangerines from both of you ...
My status went into the forest, probably behind the Christmas tree.
Funny and Cool Quotes
I want a little man... small, plump, with gifts... Santa Claus, I'm waiting!
Soon we will sit out on the Internet, we will not celebrate the New Year, but update it.
Never stick snowflakes on the refrigerator for the New Year - they remind the drunken guests of the letter Z.
Only in our country on New Year's Eve the congratulations of the president go through all channels, but they watch it only through the first one.
New Year's Eve is a dinner ending with breakfast.
Grandfather Frost, I would ... Gazprom shares - so that I don’t bother you anymore.
If a fat uncle comes up at night and puts you in a sack... don't freak out! It's just that someone asked Santa Claus for you for the New Year;)
Dear Grandfather Frost, for the New Year, put a piece of happiness under the Christmas tree for me..180 cm tall, please.
My children are already writing a letter to Santa Claus! And Santa Claus sits next to him on the couch and goes nuts!
Get ready for the New Year! I even moved the scale back 5 kg ...
December is nearing the middle, it's time to decide what to dress up for the night from December 31 to January 9.
- How did you spend New Years?
I don't know, they haven't told you yet...
Statuses with meaning
Snow… Adults say that it is frozen water, but children know better: these are small stars with a magical taste of the New Year.
I'm getting ready for the New Year, it seems the liver suspects something.
Dear Santa Claus, cotton beard, I don't need gifts! Increase your salary!
New Year is such a time when a call at 3 am is more glad than a call at 10 am.
The new year is a good excuse to leave some people in the old.
Someone dreams of a new life. And for some, the New Year is enough.
Every man should be a little Santa Claus for his family, help his Snow Maiden create a fairy tale and give gifts, well, and if this does not suit anyone, there is also a deer vacancy.
Beautiful statuses about the New Year
New Year gives us a great chance to change our lives for the better. This is an occasion to abandon the familiar, but so boring, step over fears, leave doubts behind, smile at the world around and start building your own destiny according to your own, exclusive project.
To the beat of the clock, exactly at twelve,
The world will change around.
We are in a fairy tale, as if
Let's go back to childhood...
They say that everything always comes true on New Year's Eve, even the fact that the whole year cannot be fulfilled!
Dear Santa Claus!!! I want to apply! Put only five boxes under the Christmas tree for my friends: fill the first with health, the second with good luck, the third with kindness, the fourth with patience, and put faith in the fifth! And one more thing - I beg you, tie all these boxes with a ribbon of happiness! Thanks, Santa Claus. I will be waiting very much...
As we get older, the New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want can't be bought with money.
There are many aphorisms about the New Year. Some of them are playful and amusing, while others inspire philosophical reflection and encourage change. Choose the expressions you like for your statuses, give the New Year mood to yourself and others!
The New Year is a new hope to change your life for the better without doing anything for it.
I got ready for the New Year, only fingerprints remained in my wallet ...
To spend the old year, the main thing is not to oversleep the new one and live up to the old new one!
Who will send the same New Year's greetings - to ignore until the first of April!
Whoever comes to us with tangerines will die from olvier salad
Cool statuses Happy New Year: The best gift for the New Year is meat!
In one night, people eat everything that they prepared 15 days earlier.
Health in the body, love in bed, bucks in the briefcase - and no rigmarole! Happy New Year!
Hello Dedushka Moroz! Maybe I misspelled Porsche last year...
Do not rush to catch snowflakes with your mouth ... Suddenly, not all birds have flown to spend the winter south ...
New Year's mood is when I'm glad to see even those who made a mistake by the door.
New Year's TV shows are the best way to dilute the brain!
Let everyone pour himself, drink with us and sing - New Year, New Year, New Year
No matter how you give Santa Claus water, he still doesn’t forget the bag with gifts!
As you meet the new year, so you need ...
Building a snowman in Colombia costs about $3 mln.
First they say that "How you meet NG - so you will spend it!", And then: "Oh, how would you stop eating at night?"
The holiday comes to us, the money goes! Hello new year, I'm bankrupt now!
A holiday is coming to us, a holiday is coming to us, a holiday is coming to us ... Russian vodka!
A wave of photo shoots is coming: Me and the Christmas tree. I am under the tree. I'm behind the tree. Instead of a Christmas tree, me too.
In connection with the onset of the New Year, mandarinization is taking place in the country.
In Soviet times, Santa Claus took the list of children who misbehaved personally to Stalin.
Here Santa Claus always walks like this, in glasses, sober, and our Santa Claus is constantly drunk, and even with a girl.
The best thing about New Year's Eve is preparation for it. The anticipation of the holiday, the preparations, everything is beautiful on the table, but as soon as the clock strikes 12, the scattering of salads on the table begins, pouring vodka in olive oil and soiling clothes in a herring under a fur coat.
The happiest happiness is the first New Year with a loved one.
Cool statuses Happy New Year: This new year will be the happiest for me. I decided so.
Eh, while you wait for the New Year's miracles - it's easier to do it yourself =))
Yesterday I rehearsed the New Year - I learned NEW drinking SONGS and TABLE dances ...
Santa Claus is red, the Christmas tree is green. If it's the other way around, then you've had enough.
Santa Claus explained for a long time to 12-year-old Misha that even though he behaved well this year, he could not make the chemist die.
Father Frost! Make sure you don't tease me. Vova Kakashkin. 7 years.
In my house across the street on the 9th floor, either a Christmas tree has already been put up or hemp is grown up to the ceiling!
We have a tradition in our office: before the New Year we hold a contest “Where the hell did we put the Christmas decorations away?!”
Do not believe in good Santa Claus! Believe in the drunken snow maiden!
Hello Dedushka Moroz! I'll break your nose! I already have diarrhea from your gifts for the fifth day ...
I will not say the banal "Happy New Year to everyone." I will be more original "Happy New Year to all!
I am not a supporter of drunkenness on New Year's Eve .. I am its victim!
First he made a snow girl, and then he made her a woman...
Finally, the long-awaited time for the tangerine smell, discharged Christmas trees, good mood and new hopes for the future. In the turmoil of New Year's Eve, it is very important not to forget anything and have time to congratulate everyone. This will help you statuses about new year collected on our page. It is no secret that many users of social networks have dozens or even hundreds of friends and acquaintances as friends, each of whom I want to, but there is no time to congratulate. However, you can do this by setting the status on your page in the form New Year's greetings. Now everyone who visits it will read it and smile, accepting your sweet congratulations on the upcoming New Year. What can we offer you?
New Year's statuses
Here you will find a selection of the best New Year statuses:
- funny and romantic;
- about Santa Claus and about Snow Maiden;
- short and long;
- in verse and prose;
- about the new year and Christmas;
- universal and specifically about the year of the Snake;
- smart aphorisms about the New Year and funny sayings about its celebration.
The choice is so wide that every day you can delight the guests of your page by constantly changing statuses on it.
Winter statuses
Wishes in verse
What could be more wonderful than New Year's greetings in verse? Easy to read, uplifting, and most importantly - so much you can wish for! On our page you will find both romantic and funny new year poems, which can be set as a status or simply left on a friend's page as a congratulation.
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The anticipation of the New Year awakens a child in me ... As in childhood, waking up in the morning, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it ... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick ..
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2020 everyone: Real happiness, pure love, good health and success in everything!!!
Tangerines went into action, so soon the new year
I so want, as in childhood, to believe in a New Year's fairy tale, make a wish with the hope that it will come true and wait for a miracle on New Year's Eve ...
I wish everyone in the coming New Year not to click through their happiness with a mouse. People, let's talk in real life, it's more interesting!
People, why are you so sad? Cool! December! Winter! Funny! New Years is soon!
New Year will be held on "Hurrah" !!!
The year has changed on Earth! The country falls into an olivier
Nothing dilutes the brain like New Year's TV.
Stock! Buy for the new year in our supermarket, and you will get a spare liver and a second stomach for free!
If you want to feel like a star - sit on the Christmas tree!
Santa Claus comes to normal children, and Wasserman comes to nerds.
Dear Grandfather Frost, I can’t have sweets, so send me a box of semi-sweet ones!
If you see a sober Santa Claus, then most likely it is Santa Claus
friends, let's get together, let's start preparing the liver for the new year!
Why is it always like this - you are waiting for the New Year, you are waiting, and March 8th, as always, will suddenly come ...
Statuses about the new year and love
I want it to snow in big, big flakes and it was warm outside, and I walk with him by the hand and I understand that my New Year's wish has come true!
I'm not asking you to guess. I'm just asking me to make a wish on the night of 31 to 1
I don't need gifts for the New Year! give me the days when I was happy with him ...
sad about the new year
everyone says "new year, new year"!!! but what's the point? still the current figure is larger! (((
And only Christmas trees hate the New Year.
Every New Year, you plan to celebrate especially, but it turns out a banal booze
If dad's beard hadn't been pinched by the door - I would probably still believe in Santa Claus!
You can celebrate the New Year or you can not meet it, it will come anyway !!!
Many people look forward to the new year for a fresh start with "old" habits.
Yes, parting before the new year is a good gift ...
Statuses about the old new year
Old New Year….!!! It's like a "smart fool" ... How GREAT and POWERFUL ... our Russian language ...
It is very difficult to explain to a foreigner what the Old New Year is.
Old New Year is not a holiday. This is a state of mind
We begin to celebrate the new year, and end with the meeting of the old
The new year is old, but they thump like a new one.
What a delight - Old New Year!
Meet the Old New Year! He brings so much joy!
So the old New Year knocked on the door, from pre-holiday troubles burst into the door!
According to the old calendar, today is the New Year, the past I thank, the coming one - without worries
We won’t sober up from the new year, and then the old one also came ...
And again the people are happy. Hello Old New Year!
So pour the Old New Year, honest people!
Make wishes for the Old New Year - they always come true!
The New Year crept up quietly, confusion in my head ... either the old one, or the new one ... if only it wasn’t bad
New Year's bells 😀
The video is old, but it's always nice to watch :)