Costumed scene for graduates "Virus of indifference". Congratulations to parents. Funny scenes for graduation

Graduation party in the 11th grade is the very evening when you can do everything, well, or almost everything. You can show sketches about teachers, you can laugh at your parents and classmates. We offer you sketches for the graduation party at school in grade 11. Funny graduation scenes that will be appreciated by both teachers and parents and everyone who sees your graduation scenes.

Graduation scene: drawing lesson.

The teacher enters the classroom and says: hello children, today we will draw a vase.
The teacher takes out a vase and puts it on his desk. Children begin to copy a vase, and the teacher walks past the rows and watches how someone draws. And now, approaching one student, he sees that he has tanks, explosions and soldiers drawn.
Teacher: Eugene, what is it, are we drawing a vase?
Student Evgeny: Well, Marya Petrovna, I'm an artist, and this is how I see a vase!
Teacher (in a calm voice): well, okay, let's have a diary.
The student gives his diary, and the teacher puts a big two in it.
Student: for what, Marya Petrovna?
Teacher: It's just that I'm a teacher and that's how I see your mark.

Graduation scene: beautiful students.

There is a lesson, two beautiful girls in short dresses are sitting at the first desk and making eyes at the teacher. The teacher (male) writes with chalk on the blackboard and looks at the girls.
Teacher: As a result of the diffusion of electrons from the base to the emitter, ... oh, what girls, I would fuck you!
There is silence in the classroom, everyone is reviewing.
Girls in one voice: what, sorry?
Teacher: Hmm... and chalk... I've run out of chalk... That's all for today.

Graduation scene: a tale of a madman.
A bookstore, a boy enters it and asks the seller: Tell me, do you have books Revenge of the Madman? What about Raging Fury? Or something about Madman in general?
The salesman takes the boy by the hand and takes him to the section with books about the treatment of animals, and says:
Look here!

Graduation scene: buying a high school diploma.

Sidewalk, on one side stands a man and holds a sign in his hands with the inscription diplomas, certificates. On the other side, an orchestra is playing and a beggar is sitting nearby. A boy comes up to the man and says:
Do you have a high school diploma?
Seller: yes, there is.
Boy: My name is Petya, I need a name.
The seller turns to the musicians and says:
Certificate for Petya!
The orchestra starts playing the school waltz, and the salesman says to Petya:
Dear Petya, all the years that you spent within the walls of the school, you were our pride! Finally, you have earned your high school diploma. Congratulations!
The musicians begin to play carcasses, the seller gives the certificate to the boy and brushes away a tear. A beggar comes up and shakes hands with the boy, also imitating joy with tears in his eyes.

Graduation scene: seller and excellent student.

An excellent student comes to the store and the seller immediately approaches him.
Seller: what do you suggest?
Excellent student: In what year was Russia baptized?
Seller: I don't know (confused)
Excellent student: The years of the reign of Nicholas 2?
The salesperson shrugs and blushes.
The excellent student continues: In what year was Lenin born?
The salesman bashfully hides his eyes and shrugs his shoulders.
Excellent student: And why are you constantly climbing with your own: what can you tell me?

Scene - miniature for prom

Scene - miniature "Cinderella" performed by teachers and parents

Author: Kuzmina Mila Vladimirovna, Deputy Director for HR, MKOU "Medvezhyegorsk secondary school No. 1" of the Republic of Karelia
Dear friends, I bring to your attention a miniature scene for the prom, which will take place on June 24th. This scene is a surprise moment from teachers and parents, which is a good tradition at school.
The miniature scene will be of interest to class teachers of grades 9, 11 and the deputy director for VR
Target: creating a festive atmosphere at the festival
Task: use the creativity of adults
Characters:
Cinderella - teacher of Russian language and literature, mother of a graduate;
Stepmother - deputy director for water resources management of primary classes, grandmother of a graduate;
Sisters: Marianna - psychologist, mother of a graduate;
Olga - chemistry teacher, mother of a graduate;
Herald, magician - technology teacher

Cinderella spins with a whisk and sings:
At least believe, at least believe
There was a wonderful ball at school.
And our Petrov was in a tailcoat
Waltz danced with me
The stepmother appears with her daughters:
Stepmother:
- Babies, follow me!
(Whirl around Cinderella)
Herald appears: Listen, listen!
And don't say you haven't heard:
In the Bear Manor in the first estate
June evening, number 24
A ball is given in honor of graduates
Clever youths are invited, ( sisters: This is us!)
Their honorable parents stepmother: Probably, my children are me!)
And the wisest of the wisest are teachers!
Daughters Mariana and Olga:
Hooray! Hooray! Ball! That's lovely!
(Cinderella rejoices too)
Stepmother:- Cinderella, why are you jumping around?
Cinderella:- Oh, forgive me, mother, there will be a ball! I dreamed...
Mariana:- Lazy, she has time to dream!
Olga: - Cinderella, do you really want to go to the ball?
Cinderella:-Of course, dear sisters! At least from afar, at least through the keyhole, I would like to see how everyone is dancing and having fun!
Mariana mimics: at least look through the keyhole! Give Cinderella a keyhole! Haha! Joke!
Stepmother:- My little ones, do not argue! No need to offend Cinderella. Cinderella, you will go to the ball if you complete this little, little task. Little ones, follow me!
(gives Cinderella a small leaf folded like an accordion)
Cinderella reads:
1. Reread the literature for the course of grades 10-11
2. Run cross-country skiing
3. Study the history of ancient times to the present day
4. Pass the exam
- What should I do?
What do i do?
Everything is not allowed now!
Wizard: I'm not a magician, I'm just learning! Dear Cinderella, you will definitely get to the ball, because our guys have already completed all these tasks for you!
Adults and children sing a song to the tune of the song "You know, there will still be!"
author of the text Bogdanova N.V. - teacher of fine arts and MHC
And you know, there will still be!
We will build a miracle city for people.
Everyone will be a bowl full of house
And skill and hard work.
Let there be wealth
Let's not forget love and brotherhood,
Both contentment and scope
Will be in the souls and minds.
Let from all ends of the earth
Our ships would sail to the port!
So that for hard currency
We were able to buy goods!

You understand me?

So that everyone knows for sure
That as a person he is not small,
What contains, you know,
He has the potential
For the sun to shine
To have enough for everyone
So that in the laws all your life
One could believe!
So that we do not just descendants
Show class!
So that they are not offended
For our city and for us!

All in one line:
I believe there will still be!
We will give happiness to people!
For the city we are all responsible:
Both adults and children!

What can be done at the prom so that your 11th "A" class will be remembered forever? Naturally, show funny mini-sketches that are specially prepared for graduation. As a rule, these are skits about school life - students and teachers, which can be safely parodied, because all the worst is already behind.

Such cool scenes at the release of grade 11 will amuse everyone present. The script is written in a modern spirit and the words are very easy to remember - with a minimum of rehearsals, maximum success is ensured. The names of teachers in the skit must be genuine.

The sketch involves: the head teacher, teachers of music, computer science, literature and labor, as well as the director of the school and the student. Events take place at school in the teacher's room at the teachers' council. The director appears.

• Director: "Good afternoon, colleagues!"
• All those present: “Hello, Alexander Vasilyevich!”
• Director: “Well, now everything is like Gogol’s…”
• Philologist: "In Dead Souls?"
• Trudovik (waking up): “What about a physical education teacher and a Trudovik at once? Yes, we drank a little ... after work ... we have the right!
• Director: Stop! I've heard this before, but that's not what I'm talking about now. The auditor, or rather, the inspector of the city administration, is coming to visit us. They plan to allocate a grant for development to the school, they decided to look at how we live here. And what will they see? A total mess?"
• Head teacher: “Maybe it’s for the best: if he sees, he gets scared, he will allocate more money.”
• Philologist: “Then let’s start bypassing the dining room, there are still Neanderthal rock paintings in the kitchen…”
• Trudovik: “And what about the physical education teacher with the Trudovik? Well, we drank a little, carved some valuable information on the wall in the dining room. This is not to be erased from memory. If there was Wi-Fi at school, I would go in and save everything on VKontakte.
• Principal: “Actually, according to the reporting, Wi-Fi has been registered at our school for about a year, so that everyone is aware and does not blurt out who is what. By the arrival of the inspectors, line up everyone in the yard on a ruler to appreciate our organization.
• The head teacher: “It won’t work out at all - after all, foreign cars of graduates are standing there, and the parking lot has been paid for a month in advance.”
• Director: "Well, then let's show the library checker, so to speak, our book archive."
• Philologist: “Yes, Alexander Vasilievich, “archive” is a very precise definition. Seeing our ancient tomes, any inspector will doubt whether the publication is of our era or before it.
• Director: “Children for the inspector must prepare a song. Nina Ivanovna, what are you singing at the music lessons now?
• Valentina Ivanovna: "I'm standing alone again, I'm smoking again, mom ...".
• Director: "No, this one won't work, find another song."
• Music teacher: "Well, here's another one: "Let's drink to love, how your eyes are shining now ...".
• Director: "In short, everything is clear with you - I cancel the order."
• Valentina Ivanovna: “In vain - Cornet from 11“ B ”reads Bastu so well ... and Guf.”
• Director: “It would be better if he read Tolstoy and Pushkin, the auditor was probably interested in this. By the way, where is our Olga Stepanovna?”
• Olga Stepanovna (teacher of computer science): "Here I am, Alexander Vasilyevich."
• Director: “Well, as the curator of the Unified State Examination, at least you don’t instruct the checking children on how best to take them ... these are your well-known comparisons: “Nothing fatal: the Unified State Examination is not a pregnancy test.”
• Olga Stepanovna: “It's a pity, in Odnoklassniki I wrote to the deputy head of the city department Nemchenko and he seemed to like it.
• Director: "It's great, as they say in pedagogy, listen to Nemchenko and do the opposite."
• Trudovik: “Yeah, I remember: “Without labor, you can’t pull out a teacher of labor.”
• Director: “It’s good that you don’t forget, maybe we’ll try to make something with the kids?”
• Trudovik: “It makes no sense: our stools are the most unprofitable.”
• Principal: “I see, well, then at least don’t teach children how to smoke a hookah during the lessons.”
• Trudovik: “But in vain! For the first time in their lives, a school teaches children at least something that can be useful to them in real life - and then the initiative is curtailed. “What an archaic idea of ​​modern education!”
• Director: “Yes, colleagues, I understand that we will not see a grant, like a sober physical education teacher with a Trudovik.”
• Trudovik: “What about us at once? Well, we drank a little after work - we have every right!
• The student knocked on the teacher's door.
• Student: “Good afternoon, can Svetlana Vitalievna?”
• Director: “Demin, wait, don’t you see, we are solving an important problem here. We need to figure out how to get a grant for the school.”
• Student: “What is there to think about? Twenty percent retracement and that's it."
• The student is gone.
• Director: "It's amazing, but the truth speaks through the mouth of a baby!"

Here are some more funny scenes for the 11th grade graduation from school life, which can be used not only in the prom script, but also in the last call or KVN.

Let me write off

On the stage, you need to put two desks sideways to the audience. Behind both desks are students: the first is an excellent student with glasses. Behind the second desk (on the same side, which is closer to the audience) is a spectacular student. In the class - control work. The teacher walks along the row from the side of the stage. All students diligently write the control. Suddenly, a schoolboy from the far side stops writing and looks into a neighbor's notebook. Then he looks at her in surprise. She also shrugs her shoulders in bewilderment, showing with all her appearance that she also does not know anything. Then the resourceful eleventh grader rises to look into his neighbor's notebook from the first desk. This movement is noticed by the teacher.

• Teacher: “Vasechkin, sit down in your place! »
• The student returns to his place, takes out a piece of paper, makes a lump out of it and throws it at the excellent botanist. He turns to Vasechkin.
• Vasechkin: “Let me write off!”
• Excellent student: “Leave me alone, I haven’t decided anything myself yet!”
• Vasechkin: “You always say that! And then you get some fives from somewhere!”
• The botanist returns to his test, and Vasechkin again throws a paper snowball at him.
• The excellent student turns again: “Well, what do you want!”
• Vasechkin: “Write off, I tell you, give it, be a man!”
• Excellent student: "Think for yourself!"
• The botanist turns to himself, and Vasechkin is pushed by a neighbor on the desk (elbow to the side).
• Vasechkin: "Fenkina, get off, don't you see, the botanist won't let us write off."
• Fenkin: "Well, call him again!"
• Vasechkin tears off the paper again. Makes a ball and throws it at the nerd.
• Excellent student: “I told you in Russian - leave me alone!”
• Vasechkin: “Svetka Fenkina is calling you!”
• The excellent student turns to Fenkina. She shows him with her eyes that you need to look down, and she quietly puts her foot forward and slowly lifts her skirt.
• The excellent student rolls his eyes and quickly turns away. Vasechkin pushes Svetka and nods his head in the direction of the nerd.
• Fenkina: "Don't panic!"
• The excellent student was already sweating. He took out a handkerchief and wipes his face, neck, unbuttons his shirt collar. Then he can't stand it and still turns to Fenkina. She starts to raise her skirt higher... even higher... and then the excellent student reads the inscription "Let me write off!!!".

Perhaps some of these scenes at the graduation of the 11th grade were actually in school everyday life, maybe all this is pure fiction - no one will say for sure, but you can always recognize yourself or your friends in these images. And laugh heartily, applauding such original artists.

Drawing lesson

• The teacher is standing at the blackboard, the children are sitting behind the sketchbooks.
• Teacher: “Today, guys, we will try to draw a vase.”
• The teacher brings a vase and places it on a hill. After a few minutes, he walks between the rows and looks through the work of the students. All children in the drawings have a sketch of a vase in different stages. And one original has tanks, explosions, an army.
• Teacher: "Andrey, explain, what is this - a vase?"
• Andrei: “Well, of course, Viktor Ivanovich, but what else? You, as a representative of art, must understand that this is how I saw this vase.
• Victor Ivanovich (with complete composure): "Okay, Andryusha, give me a diary."
• Andrei passes the diary and the teacher puts a big fat deuce. Returns the diary to the creative "artist".
• Andrey (looks at the diary): “How - deuce? For what?"
• Viktor Ivanovich: “What are you, Andryusha, how could you think, this is a five, it’s just my vision, I imagine it that way!”

At the disco

The girl is sitting at the bar. A young man approaches her.

• Guy: “Hi, baby, do you miss?”
• Girl: "Yes, there are some."
• Guy: “Then come with me - I promise an unforgettable evening!”
• Girl: “It sounded tempting, but at 11 pm my parents are waiting for me at home.”
• Boy: Come on, parents! Do you go on dates with them? Are you 12 years old? Ha ha! ""
• A young man is confidently taken by the ear by someone's hand. It appears to be a middle-aged woman.
• Guy: “Mom, what are you doing here?”
• Mom: "What are you doing here?"
• Guy: "Well, mom, well, I ..."
• Mom: And I don’t want to hear anything - march home!
• Guy: (turning to the girl): "Baby, don't worry, I'll call you back!"
• Mom: "Home!"

With certain skills, in cool scenes at the 11th grade graduation, you can use makeup and wigs to get as close to the image as possible. Although the main thing here, of course, is the artistry of the performers themselves.

Diploma Seller

A colorful company lined up on the site. A man with a cardboard around his neck and the inscription "Certificates, rights, certificates, diplomas", street musicians are playing nearby on the right, and a beggar is begging on the left. A young man approaches the seller of documents.

• Young man: “Tell me, please, is it possible to buy a certificate of secondary education from you?”
• Seller of documents: "Easily!"
• Young man: "Is he real?"
• Document Seller: “No doubt! Well, shall we take it?"
• The young man nods his head in agreement.
• Seller of documents: "What's your name?"
• Young man: "Vasya."
• The seller turns to the beggar and street musicians: “We work for Vasya!”
• The musicians turn to the young man and begin to play the school waltz.
• The seller turns to Vasya: “Dear Vasya! For ten years you have been the pride of our school, and now the solemn moment of presenting you with a certificate has come! On behalf of all the teachers of the school, I sincerely congratulate you! You really deserve it!"
• The seller hands over the certificate and wipes away tears. A beggar comes up to Vasya and shakes his hand: “Congratulations!”

salesman and student

The boy in the store looks at the window. Suitable sales assistant.

• Salesperson: "Can I tell you something?"
• Schoolboy: "The years of the reign of Catherine II."
• Consultant: "I don't know..."
• Child: "Well, okay ... the Pythagorean theorem?"
• The consultant shrugs his shoulders in disbelief.
• Student: "Photosynthesis?"
• Consultant (sighing doomedly): “Yes, I don’t know ...”
• Schoolboy: “Well, then why are you always climbing with your “What to tell?”.

Schoolchildren at the stadium

In the stands of the stadium, a group of young fans continuously chant the slogan: "Spartak is the champion!". Suddenly, the informant's microphone turns on and a voice sounds throughout the stadium: “Attention young fans! Your history teacher is in the stands!” Young fans fall silent for a moment, and then begin to periodically chant: “Spartacus is a Roman slave!”

Appearance

The action takes place in the school corridor. The bell rang and a late student rushed down the corridor. The camera is the student's eyes, that is, it captures exactly what he sees. The schoolboy runs to the office, tries to catch his breath and opens the door.

View from the other side of the door. The doors open and a student dressed as Batman stands on the threshold.

The voice of the teacher sounds: “Kozlov, what a circus! How did you dress up? Not only are you late, but you also arrange a masquerade here, clown! Neither I nor my classmates express themselves like that! The camera pans. In the frame, all the students, along with the teacher, are dressed in Teletubbies costumes.

To recharge your inspiration, you can also watch this very interesting scene at the 11th grade graduation.

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Graduation in kindergarten is a small step for children to a new, more adult school life. This is a bold step towards portfolios with notebooks, lessons with breaks, holidays with homework. Graduation party is traditionally filled with interesting competitions, funny songs, active dances, games and other entertainment. And the most popular among them, perhaps, are funny scenes with cool texts.

Most popular children's dramatizations are based on stories from the life of first graders. What inexpressibly attracts the interest of graduates. After all, they open for boys and girls a dense veil over their immediate future, they outline the features of school everyday life in colors. Some funny scenes at the graduation in kindergarten describe funny situations in the classroom, others show funny curiosities at breaks. In them, the main characters are first-graders, teachers, parents and the director of the school, and the plot is always entertaining or instructive.

The text of the funniest scene for graduation from kindergarten

Roles: 1 child, 2 child, 3 child, 4 child, Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, Petya

Children reading poetry stand in a semicircle at the window.

1 child:

Petrusha has a holiday today, our Petrusha is a first-grader.
He walks down the street, surprises all the people.
Only ... Petya is not alone,
Who is for Petya? Let's see.

2 child:

Watching adults and children
And for Petya ... the train is coming.

Petya appears to the music, followed by mom with a bouquet, mom dad with a briefcase, grandma with a pie, grandfather with a stick.

1 child: Who is in a hurry for Petenka?
Mom: Mommy.
2 child: Who is running after Petenka?
Dad: Daddy.
3 child: Who hobbles after Petya?
Grandmother: Grandmother.
4 child Who grunts, who catches up?
Grandpa: Grandpa.

1 child: Tell us why, did you cling to him?
2 child: Is Petya a steam locomotive that he brought trailers?

Mom: And who will button the shirt? (runs up to Petya, straightens his shirt)

Children: Himself!
Dad: And who will carry the briefcase? (gives Petya a briefcase)
Children: Himself!
Grandmother: Who will butter the bun?
Children: Himself.
Grandpa: Who will tie the shoes?
Children: Himself.

Mom: But he's still small.
Dad: He's still weak.
Grandmother: He is so pampered.
Grandpa: He's so sick.
Mom: Have pity on him, my first grader.
Dad: I took time off from work to take care of him.
Grandmother: My granddaughter is thinning - I will give him a pie. (gives Petya a bag of pie)
Grandfather: Skip to the lesson - I'll tie his shoelace. ("tying" Petya's shoelace)

1 child: It's just nonsense, it doesn't fit anywhere!
2 child: We'll take him away from you, come Petrusha into the classroom.
3 child: Soon Petya will answer you to everything: "I myself."
4 child: Whoever knew the story, he wound it on his mustache!

All: Don't be like, children, like this Petya.

Funny scene for children about Vovochka at graduation in kindergarten (text)

Scenes can dilute even the most intense prom scenario. Instructive miniatures will be a great gift for educators and parents and an excellent "example" of adult life for kids. Funny dramatizations can develop a sense of humor in small fidgets, and lyrical ones can awaken the kindest and most honest human qualities.

Of course, at such a significant event there is a place for children's performances on the theme: "The best student", "A gift for a beloved teacher", "Farewell to the kindergarten." But in order for the holiday to be remembered by graduates as cheerful and joyful, it is better to reduce the number of sad dramatizations to a minimum. Or even exclude them from the general scenario. In addition, there is an excellent replacement for them - a funny scene for children about Vovochka at graduation in kindergarten.

Nimble and eccentric boy Vovochka is a popular character among kids. He is open to everything new, sociable, perky and always ready for new adventures. Most often, the main character is an example of bad behavior, but even in him good and naive traits are traced. Funny scenes about Vovochka for prom in the kindergarten are a good old tradition that will amuse guests at matinees for a long time to come.

The text of a funny scene about Vovochka for kindergarten graduates

At the graduation in the kindergarten, not only children, but also parents can demonstrate cool scenes. In such a simple way, moms and dads congratulate the children on graduating from preschool, thank teachers, nannies, music director, medical staff, etc. In the performance of adults, naive children's dramatizations look fun and comical. They lighten the atmosphere in the hall, raise the mood, make the audience give a standing ovation.

Of course, teachers can be thanked with an expensive gift and flowers, you can read laudatory poems, dance a collective parental dance in the middle of the hall or sing funny ditties with couplets about each individual kindergarten employee. A good option is to shoot a video with thank-you speeches or a cool clip. But it is better to play an interesting scene with elements of humor or instructive meaning. Only in this way, parents will have the opportunity to plunge into childhood, try on funny costumes, play the roles of children or fairy-tale characters, and heartily amuse the most important heroes of the occasion.

A cool scene for graduation in kindergarten from parents can be:

• reworked fragments from a cartoon or a fairy tale;
• a funny story from the school life of first-graders;
• visualization of a children's song;
• a real funny incident that once happened to specific graduates and a kindergarten teacher.

The text of a cool scene from parents at graduation in kindergarten

"Baby and Carlson"

The kid is going to school, there is a briefcase on the table, textbooks, notebooks, a pencil case and so on. He puts it all together.

Carlson appears.

K.- Hi Baby!

M - Hello, Carlson! It's great that you came!

K - Still not great, of course great. And what do you do?

M - Me? I am getting ready to school! I have already grown up and now I will go to school and I will study!

K- Why? It's… not fun! Let's better... Let's play pranks!

M- No Carlson! Today we will not be naughty! And school is great! There are interesting subjects, new friends, good teachers!

K - What are you? You are crazy? What is healthy there? There you have to sit at the desk! Whole lesson! And you can’t be naughty and eat jam!

M- But there you can learn a lot of new things. For example, can you count?

M- Okay! Let's say you want to eat buns, how do you count them?

M - Okay! What if you can't write properly?

K - It's nothing, it's an everyday thing. Why should I write? Letters, right? I can always fly myself! Understand? I am better than a letter!

M - Calmness, only calmness. I if you want to read someone's letter? What, this person also needs to fly to you?

K - Well, of course, it would be better! But, not everyone has a propeller! Yes, I can't read! But, you can send me ... a sound letter! On TV or whatever it is, on the computer!

M - Yup! Only you still do not know what a TV is! You're talking with a living head there! And I think you still don't know how to use a computer!

K - Well, yes! So what!

M- Nothing! It's nothing, it's a matter of life! Only the device of a computer and a TV is studied at school!

K - FALL UP! But I have a propeller!

M - By the way, this is a screw! And I will soon find out the strength of his movement too!

K - What are you doing! All this can be learned in school!?

M- Yes! And by the way, there is also a dining room!

K - With buns!

M - With the most delicious buns in the world!

K - What about running and jumping?

M - there is a special lesson - physical education!

K - And to play pranks?

M - (in Carlson's ear, closing his palm) It's also possible! There is such a thing - change! We'll fool around there!

K - Agreed! I'll go to school too!

Short funny sketches about school for graduation 4th grade

Intake in the 4th grade is an excellent occasion to put on short and funny sketches about the school and teachers. Moving from elementary to middle school, the guys say goodbye to their first teachers, which means they can harmlessly play a trick on them without fear of further consequences. The main thing is that the texts of the scenes should be kind and witty. After all, offensive sarcastic jokes will not give anyone pleasure and will not cheer you up.

The best way to organize small theatrical interludes is to compose skits in the form of short live slides. Let different kids act out each individual episode, and different teachers will be acting characters: a class teacher, a physical education teacher, an English teacher, etc. Of course, parents will have to write scripts, distribute images, prepare costumes and rehearse with children. After all, only in this way short funny sketches about the school at the 4th grade graduation will become a surprise and a pleasant surprise for the teaching staff.

Keep in mind: both children and adults are equally entertained by dramatizations based on homophones or phraseological units. Funny numbers with paradoxical school or home curiosities will amuse all the guests at the holiday and help the children remember and consolidate the material they have learned over the past 4 years.

Texts of funny scenes about teachers and school at graduation in grade 4

"At the English lesson"

The teacher addresses the student:

- Good day, Nick!

- Good day, Elena Stepanovna, that is, excuse me, Helen Stivovitsch! - the boy diligently imitates English pronunciation.

Did you finally learn the vocabulary today?

- Canyon, Helen Stevewitsch!

- OK. Tell me, how do you say "tomato" in English?

– Tomatoling!

- What about potatoes?

- Potatoing!

- So ... Wonderful situeshin! For answering you unichiling. Are you understanding me?

“Knowledge of proverbs is a great power!”

Marina: “Petka, you are playing computer again! Have you learned the proverbs?

Petka (not looking up from the game): “Of course! You can check ... And - if it is, so it is! Well, well, well ... You won’t run away, you’re lying!

Marina: “And when you grow up only! Put down the joystick and answer me! I will start the proverb, and you continue it. You can’t spoil porridge with butter ... "

Petka: "... the non-greedy one said and put 7 extra commas in the dictation!"

Marina: “Who seeks will always find…”

Petka: "... the resourceful one thought during the test and peeped into the excellent student's notebook!"

Marina: “Friendship and brotherhood are more precious than wealth…”

Petka: "... the greedy one exclaimed and grabbed the change faster than the owner himself!"

Marina: “Miracles in a sieve…”

Petka: "... the sloppy one decided, examining his fingers in holey socks ..."

Marina: “You will know a lot, you will grow old soon ...”

Petka: "... the loser reassured my mother by submitting the diary for signature ..."

Marina: “…Health is fine, thank you…”

Petka: "... nurse Valentina Pavlovna for vaccinations!"

Marina: “Business is time, but fun ...”

Petka: "... eternity!"

Marina (taking away the joystick from Petka): “Well, no! End, Petenka, your fun! Get down to your lessons quickly, and I don’t need to invent anything here!

Funny texts of sketches about teachers for graduation grade 9

To write funny texts for a sketch about teachers for graduation grade 9, you need to take into service real stories from school life. In most cases, they can be embellished a little, sometimes it’s even worth bringing to the point of absurdity and filling it with curious elements. The main thing is that the irony of the finished interludes should be understandable and acceptable to all viewers in the hall.

The most popular and frequently played topic for funny scenes of 9th grade graduates is knowledge assessment. That is, tests, dictations, tests, final exams, etc. It is these situations that help in an easy way to ridicule the resourcefulness and creativity of schoolchildren, the observation and severity of teachers, the complexity of the school curriculum, etc.

An equally successful and popular idea for graduation performances among schoolchildren is a meeting in real life of 9th grade students with the authors of the studied literary works. So, negligent boys who pay little attention to their studies can start a curious dialogue with A. S. Pushkin himself or A. P. Chekhov.

Texts of funny scenes about subject teachers for grade 9 graduates

"Algebra"

Class. There is a change in the class. At the desk Sidorkin and Ivanov. Sidorkin collects things in a briefcase.

Ivanov: Where are you going?

Sidorkin: I'm leaving algebra! They will ask me, but I'm not ready.

Ivanov: Come on! They ask those who have “I’m not ready!” written on their faces.

Sidorkin: You see!

Ivanov: So you need to do it as if you are ready! Autotraining!

Sidorkin: What?

Ivanov: Self-hypnosis! Repeat after me: I'm ready for algebra!

Sidorkin: I'm ready for algebra

Ivanov: I did my homework!

Sidorkin: I did my homework

Ivanov: All three tasks and five exercises!

Sidorkin: All three tasks and five exercises!

During auto-training, they did not notice how the teacher entered the classroom.

Teacher: Sidorkin, what do I hear, are you ready for the lesson?! Go to the board.

Sidorkin confidently goes to the board.

Sidorkin: I'm ready for algebra! I completed my homework! All three tasks and five exercises!

Teacher: Well, write exercise 87 on the board.

Sidorkin: I did my homework! All three tasks and five exercises!

Teacher: I don't understand! Show me your notebook!

Sidorkin carries a notebook. The teacher is watching.

Teacher: Sidorkin, Sidorkin! And how confidently he walked ... Two! Sit down.

Sidorkin and Ivanov leave the school. On the face of Sidorkin there is a premonition of trouble.

Sidorkin: Eh, at home they will ask: - "How is it at school?" - And I suck.

Ivanov: We need auto-training. Repeat after me: I'm doing great in algebra! And good at physics! The glass broke on its own!

"Classroom teacher"

An elderly teacher sits at the teacher's table - the class teacher, adult men and women sit at their desks. They can be played by today's graduates in disguise, as well as by their parents.

Former students begin to remember their school years.

- Marya Ivanovna, remember how in the 6th grade we put a button on your chair once, and poured glue on the other?

The teacher smiles, the graduates laugh merrily.

- Marya Ivanovna, do you remember how we hid our magazine, did you look for it for more than 2 weeks? You were almost deprived of the bonus even then.

Everyone starts laughing again, and the teacher continues to smile sadly.

- Marya Ivanovna, remember how in the 10th grade we ran away from lessons, and a dead mouse was thrown on your table?

Again, the friendly laughter of graduates and the smile of the teacher. Then she gets up, adjusts her glasses and declares:

- And you, my beloved students, remember how in the 6th grade I gave everyone a deuce on the control, because of which you stayed after school for a whole week? And our trip, when we supposedly got lost? It was just after the story with the magazine. Have you forgotten how I made you learn War and Peace by heart with whole chapters? Indeed, it was fun.

Now the teacher is already starting to laugh, looking at the bewildered faces of her former students.

Scenes for graduation grade 11: funny texts with video

Graduates of 11 classes, composing the texts of funny scenes, most often turn to the dialogue form. The guys are looking for inspiration in an inexhaustible storehouse of the best ideas - in humoresques and jokes about school, students, teachers, about parents, about holidays, about Vovochka, etc. Almost all mothers and fathers remember their childhood tricks, but their own children always seem to them more harmful and naughty. Although most of the anecdotal stories are taken from real life and are repeated from generation to generation. The theme of the continuity of generations is especially relevant in the skits, if graduates and parents studied at the same school, and even with the same teachers.

Often, at the graduation of the 11th grade, talented students demonstrate musical scenes with a reworked text dedicated to one or more teachers. Sometimes the plot is based on a funny TV commercial for a popular product. And sometimes even a fairy tale dramatization can be a great option for high school students. For example, using the images of animals and plants, you can successfully beat such subjects as biology, ecology, geography. If there is no time to invent scenes for graduation 11th grade: funny texts from the video can be peeped in the next section.

Another fun topic for a 11th grade graduation scene is a parent meeting! Just the thought of such an event causes a slight nervous tremor in the knees of moms and dads, and the students themselves. For which of the feats of the guys will parents blush next time? What is the most urgent need for the precious school? All this can be fun to talk about in an interesting scene for parents at graduation in grade 11.

Texts of scenes from parents as a gift to graduates of 11 classes

The bullshit virus.

Congratulations from parents.

The Indifference Virus enters the scene.

Virus. I'm the School Indifference Virus! I am at school day and night wandering.
And cool behavior. I supervise alumni.
From the heights I look at the little people, I can even touch them.
Believe me, I'm much closer than people think.
As soon as the morning begins, I quickly go around school.
With all my heart I try for you: I make a mess everywhere.
The director is shocked, no doubt the teachers are drinking pills!
And the children, without exception, play, dance and sing!
And now it doesn't drip over me! And the heart became more cheerful!
I am glad that I have taken root firmly in such a beloved lyceum! (Exits.)

The doctor on duty appears on the scene with a telephone. The voices of the teachers are on the recording.

Director's voice. There was already the first call, and you just came! Now I will collect diaries!
The voice of a mathematician. The class went crazy! I don't know what to do with them!
Chemist's voice I have never had so many problems with one class! Neither in my, nor in the last issue of this did not get up! All! I'm leaving!
The voice of a foreign language teacher. If you didn't attend the last lesson, that's no reason not to do your homework! Since there are no blondes and force majeure in England!
Physics voice. Yes, what kind of bullshit?!

Slides appear on the screen showing that the children have no time for exams. Slides come with comments.

Doctor on duty (grabbing his head). The situation is serious, but not hopeless! We must help immediately so that the Virus does not prevent children from passing the exam! Calling the brigade!

Sounds music from the movie "Brigade". Four Nurses come out.

1st. We must immediately create a vaccine against indifference!
2nd (putting a large box on the floor). Let's determine what qualities children need to successfully pass the exam!
3rd. First, diligence. (Puts a pillow in the box.)
4th. Secondly, knowledge of the program. (Puts a newspaper with a TV program in the box.)
1st. Good memory. (Puts down the system unit.)
2nd. Ability to succeed. (Puts down baseball bat.)
All. We are conjuring! We tell fortunes!
We can help the kids!
Conjure a woman, conjure a grandfather!
Let's say no to bullshit! (They take a test tube out of the box.)
3rd. The vaccine against indifference is ready! I think we need to test!
At least in this room.
4th. Let's! And drag the Virus of indifference here!

They bring the Virus of indifference, from both sides they hold his hands very tightly, like G. Vitsina in the movie "Prisoner of the Caucasus". He tries to get out. One of the Nurses soaks a handkerchief with a liquid from a test tube and sprays it into the hall.

1st. And now let's check the effect of the serum!
Everyone in the hall, do not be bored, answer the questions!
Who forgot the diary in the morning? Well, of course… (Student.)
2nd. Who teaches you lessons?
Who reads the lines of poetry?
Who is the bearer of scientific secrets?
Yes, of course… (Teacher.)
3rd. Who looks very strict
Does he meet everyone at the door?
Terrible, though not an inspector?..
This is definitely our... (Director.)

As the audience answers correctly, the Virus fades. He is taken backstage.

4th. Hooray! We won! Vaccination against indifference was a success!
Parents (rapping). Today, everyone gathered at this place with the whole school, but we don’t need flattery!
All honor by honor! We'll just be happy. And we really want you to pass the exams.
If you clap, wave your hands to the beat, to the rhythm of the word,
We will know that we are ready for the exam!

Graduation in 11th, 9th, 4th grade or in kindergarten combines everything that boys and girls have been waiting for so long: graduation as a reward for efforts, performances with concert numbers to make the best impression on parents and teachers, fun entertainment with games and competitions , a small revenge on teachers in the form of parody and humorous scenes. We discussed the latter in detail in our article. After all, it is through a funny scene at a graduation in kindergarten, primary and high school that children can show their talents and entertain guests, and parents can thank teachers for raising their children and giving them knowledge. In our large collection, you can easily find universal scene texts suitable for a variety of occasions.