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How we all love summer! One has only to think about this time of year, as a fire flares up in the soul. There are even special sites that keep an online countdown of days until the beginning of summer. People are warmed by the thought that they will soon begin sleepless nights, endless walks with friends, movies until the morning and hot weather. But do not be sad at other times of the year, because each of them is special in its own way. But you can bring summer closer, and our new website will help you with this. We decided to create a page and completely devote it to one topic - statuses about the summer. We present you the most extensive site with an unprecedented number of statuses. In addition, we are constantly working on the site and make it even more convenient and interactive.
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Mosquitoes have become more cunning, fly up, sit on the bed, and then go on foot so that it is not heard ...
I propose to fine summer for speeding. It flew by quickly.
If there was no winter, but all the time summer - We would not wander so much in the wilds of the Internet. I would distract hay, a river, a beach and women. The rating of sites would not grow, if only, if only!
Summer is a time of happiness, hopes and drunkenness, which is better not to remember;)
Cool status about summer: Wait for me, summer, I'll be beautifully undressed...
I hope there will be less snow in the summer.
Katya swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Kristina swam with fat and did not swim.
Ah, July, the crown of summer... The sea, the beach, people all around... You dream for two minutes... Then you plant the garden...
Wonderful summer! You won’t burn, you won’t peel off, you won’t stick to the asphalt, you won’t sweat... The only negative is that sandals don’t fit on a warm toe!
Cool status about summer: Where are you in the summer? - Drink up!
What kind of sushi lover am I?! I am a true sea lover!
Great summer! The only pity is that the tan through the jacket does not fit ...
And summer smells of smoke from the grill, raspberries, the sea, heavy rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and the vacation we are waiting for!
Weather forecasters swear that summer this year will be generally warmer than winter, and even a little warmer than spring ...
I want it to always be like this: summer, then summer again, then New Year, birthday, summer and summer again.
Summer is coming, and I have nothing to undress in ...
Summer will show who pumped the press, and who - the door of the refrigerator!
I'm in the summer zone! Mind, honor and conscience are inaccessible! There is one frivolity in communication ...
The higher the thermometer... the shorter the length of my skirt.
And now I greet mosquitoes. He sits on me, and he is like this: "Come on five!"
Summer is the time when you set an alarm for 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed.
Cool status about the summer: With the onset of a hot summer, minibuses turn into microwaves.
Summer... let's hit computer addiction with alcoholism!
I want summer, stupidly wandering the streets, drinking fanta, hiding from the sun and not knowing what day of the week it is.
The time has come when you stand at 2 o'clock in the morning in your shorts with a slipper in your hand on the bed .. and look out for this buzzing bastard.
Summer is the time to sleep well until 15:00, have breakfast at 16:00, get dressed by 18:00 and finally be ready to go out with friends =)
Let's go throw Viagra into the sea and watch the sun rise...
My status went to hang out in the summer!
This section contains beautiful, funny, funny short and not very long statuses about summer for social networks. It is in summer that everything around blooms and breathes life. To enjoy the summer mood, we invite you to look at the selection:
“A beautiful summer began: peace and tranquility in nature, the pleasant coolness of the lake, bonfires and songs, and, who knows, maybe fleeting love”
Bright sun, clear blue sky, long hot days - here it is the long-awaited summer ...
We are waiting for warmth, love and light, we are waiting for flowers, smiles, summer!
Yellow sand and azure sea, what could be better after the stuffy embrace of the city.
Nothing makes me so happy 
az, like a packed suitcase for vacation ...
In the soul - spring, and in the heart - summer, bright colors, sunlight!
“The doctor gives me two weeks to live. It would be nice in August.”
“... in order to forget a person, you can’t imagine a better time than summer”
"In the summer, leaving the room
you with air conditioning on the street - the transition from the "comfort zone" to the "burner zone" ... "
“We eat less - we are waiting for the summer!”
And somewhere the sea, beaches, macho ... The sunset is intoxicatingly beautiful! Everything is simpler with us - summer, summer cottage, Shovels, rakes, vodka with beer!
I run barefoot to meet the summer ...
It infuriates when half of the summer has already passed, and the sea has not bothered to go to you.
The long-awaited summer is here! You can spend your free time in nature and enjoy the surrounding world. In warm sunny days I just want to leave the noisy city and go to nature to gain strength.
Everyone is actively losing weight, doing fitness, at worst half a dance, learning Chinese and mastering the new kind extreme cross-stitching, and I ... I fry cutlets for my husband in the most primitive frying pan and am quite satisfied with life. Happiness is in the little things.
Everything around is green, Here comes the summer!
My head is full of ideas, people have many plans... Lots of sunshine... Summer... Summer... Summer...
Egypt, Turkey, Maldives... It's good where we are not... Vegetable garden, potatoes, weeding - that's the harsh reality.
Wait for me, summer, I'll be beautifully undressed! 
Summer is waking up every morning from bright sun rays and run to the beach! Swim quickly!
In summer the world becomes brighter!
how good summer evening sit on the veranda how easy and calm; If only this evening never ended!
When summer comes, you realize that it would be better if mosquitoes sucked fat, not blood.
Summer nights are not made for sleeping.
Summer is a wonderful time when there are many reasons to feel happy.
Summer - frivolity, openness, tenderness, emotionality, in a word, childhood!
Summer is the most delightful, green-eyed time.
Summer is such a time of the year when you sleep with the blanket thrown back, but it always lies next to you, you suddenly freeze.
Summer is an annual, three-month sweet slice of life...
Summer is a sea of sun, light and warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... a bright sparkle in your eyes.
Summer is not when it is warm, summer is when there is money.
Summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, the salty breeze of the sea, strawberries and lots and lots of sun.
Summer is sunshine good mood, the end of depression, a beautiful tan and endless joy!!
Summer is sunny happiness, good mood, the end of depression, a beautiful tan and endless joy.
Summer is the brightness of colors, a ray of sun on the wall.
Summer hasn't started yet, and I'm already afraid that it will end!
Summer means breaking the rules, ignoring the head, and following where the heart leads.
Summer has come. Half of the office reads "how to seduce a girl" and the other half of the office reads "how to seduce a guy"
Summer that starts on Saturday, by definition, cannot be bad!
Summer, sea, sun, beach...
Summer, kisses until dawn, and in the eyes of the sea color I will drown from love.
Summer, sun and heat you walk until the morning!
Summer, sun, heat, dance until the morning - as soon as possible.
Summer, for the first time I ask you, be unforgettable, be the most, the most, not only for me, but for everyone.
Summer: the time of year when mothers need the patience of teachers.
In the summer it is constantly noticeable who is swinging on the simulators, and who is on the bed!
In summer, a person consists of 80% kvass and 20% cucumbers.
Summer dreams come true!
People wait all week for Friday, the whole month of the holiday, the whole year of summer and the whole life of happiness ...
I think it's time to ask June now. June, do you know that spring is over? And we want a summer kiss!
Sea, summer, sun, beach - a terrible face, make-up is smeared. 
Spit on problems - June has come.
It's summer outside, the soul is warmed with warmth, I want light and ultraviolet radiation, on the seashore, with a glass of alcohol!
Enjoy the summer of your life - it is always followed by winter.
One summery kiss of fresh strawberry taste replaces ten kisses of minty freshness of Orbit without sugar.
From the memories there is nowhere to go ... This summer is forever in my heart.
From dusk to dawn, this summer is our summer!
Open doors and windows are the most economical air conditioners from Skvoznyachok
Nights have come when the sand is your seat, the waves kiss your feet, your friends are more than the stars, and even the coldest nights are warmer than something cool in your hand.
Goodbye textbooks, hello sms. Goodbye class, hello beach. Goodbye sneakers, hello flip flops.
Let this summer, the most beautiful fairy tale about love happen in your life.
With a cool head and clean hands, in hot pursuit - towards the summer!
What time is it? -Wednesday! - Oh, summer is coming soon!
The sun shines directly into the eye. Light up my back!
I want to go where the sea and the heat ... And no work! Sit in the summer by the sea, enjoy the sunset and think about the good…
I want to return our happy spring, but I must move towards the new summer without you.
I want summer, money, fame .. Glory is possible even now ...
I want summer, I want warmth... that night without sleep... those walks under the moon and your loving look...
In three Saturdays we will wake up in the summer.
I want the summer to never end, which has not yet begun!
Section topic: Beautiful funny funny statuses about summer.
Some rest in the summer, others - where the summer is.
Summer is a drop of sky in your palms, a drop of light on your eyelashes... And a drop of unforgettable life...
How to distinguish locals from visitors in a seaside town? The locals are white-skinned, tortured by work - and have long forgotten how to swim.
Summer is sunny happiness, good mood, the end of depression, a beautiful tan and endless joy!
What perfumes are trendy this summer? - Mosquito spray!
The best place for summer holiday This is a big fridge!
Summer is coming, and I'm a fat cutlet))
Who has what, but I have summer! Well, you know, that time of year when you want to live more than die!
Optimistic statuses about summer
Summer is a time of adventure and unbridled joy. As well as amazing details of night parties.)
Cool optimistic statuses about summer
Summer is not when it is warm, summer is when there is money.
Summer... A time when it's easier to breathe, when it's easier to love someone, easier to dream of someone, easier to desire someone...
Each of us has that one and only summer that we will never forget. But, alas, he will never return ...
Only next to you this summer will be unforgettable...
On any beach holiday there are people who sunbathe with glasses) Thank you, you make me laugh so much!)
August august! Soon the end of summer will come - sadly. So Indian summer will come - this! Let's bask in the sun, say goodbye, as it should, to summer days!
In the summer, under the shade of an acacia tree, it's nice to dream of a location...
Probably, everyone in life has such a summer when you walk on the ground, as if you are flying through the sky.
It's good in Siberia in the summer - there is no snow for a whole month!
Warm sun, cool breeze, silky sand, a translucent shade from a palm tree, a bright blue sky and a sail on the horizon - these are the only things I remember on cold winter days!
If winter jokes until April, then I want summer to take revenge until December!
Funny optimistic statuses about summer
Two young guys were arguing today. One said that today is Friday, and the other - that Saturday. And I walked and thought: "Say. That today is Wednesday or will they figure it out themselves?" ...
Refrigerator is recognized as the best vacation spot in Moscow in July 2013!
Summer ended without fulfilling any of its promises.
Summer, like all these wonderful moments, comes and ends quickly, but leaves happiness and warmth in the soul!
August is like Sunday evening...
Golden sand, gentle warm waves, gentle wind, developing our hair, the hot blazing sun, like our feelings ... All this was with us, all this was summer ...
If on the calendar - August 31, and you have not been on vacation yet - this is your holiday. Loshara Day :)
Let this summer, the most beautiful fairy tale about love happen in your life!
If they kidnap me, then let them drag me to the resort ...
Summer is when outerwear looks more like underwear.
Summer... Summer again... Campfire songs again... Dancing from night to morning...
Summer is leaving, and with it our wonderful sunrises, crimson sunsets, hugs, kisses, nights, feelings ... Summer, wait for a minute!
This serene summer will soon return: stilettos, chiffon dress on the straps, the smell of your perfume, a warm breeze caressing so boldly ... Kisses, passion, goosebumps, a night city in delirium ... And to my mother, in my mobile: "I'll come in the morning ..."
No matter how hard we try, there will be flies in the summer.
The time has come for him to surrender and enjoy this happiness. How long I waited for him, through the winter nights I called, I dreamed about him through a dream, and, finally, he appeared. He is like a pass to the world of desires, my long-awaited summer VACATION!!!
This summer will be torture for all of us, but who cares? Nobody.
Summer... Stupidly wandering the streets, hiding from the sun and not knowing what day of the week it is...
Sea, I'll be there soon...
Spring has passed, summer has come - thanks to the party for this!
The long-awaited summer has begun. Walking fu hot, bored at home, what to do tell me?!
Summer. The air conditioners are leaking...
Better in the summer by the fire than in the winter by the river!
The head is full, people have many plans... A lot of sunlight... Summer... Summer... Summer...
If everyone is naked on the beach, it means that the season is summer!
Eh ... this can not be returned ... but it can be repeated !!!))
Funny optimistic statuses about summer
The summer was warm this year, but I was working that day.
Summer, flirting, sandy beach... and blurry makeup!
Look at your sides and your summer dress. Then again on your sides and again on your summer dress. Cry :)
How much we managed to do this summer! Our first kiss, tender and timid, our first timid "I love you", our sleepless nights, long conversations about everything, ridiculous quarrels, our empty insults and stupid parting, our inability to forgive and return ...
Summer: 3 months without textbooks, 92 days of freedom, 2208 hours of happiness, 132480 minutes of bliss, 7948800 seconds of brightness! Soon very soon!!!
But someone outside the window is now the sea)
Summer is the time when you set the alarm for 03.00 so as not to forget to go to bed!
Probably, in the life of every person there was one, that special summer that he will never forget!
According to statistics, every person who has sunburnt has a friend who will pat him on the back and ask how he had a rest!
We had summer, but I worked that day =)
Summer is when you don't want anything and want everything at once)
Long optimistic statuses about summer
bad where all year round summer. In the sense that you stop appreciating him. So is separation from a loved one - only in it you begin to understand how bad it is when the world is without a loved one ...
Dry summer ... The knights went small ...
New way to lose weight without diets - summer afternoon ride in a crowded public transport With closed windows! Lose a couple of liters of sweat and a couple of kilos of nerves!
I'm sitting on my suitcases, waiting for the summer ...
It was another summer in my dreams...
There is nothing sadder on the planet than the thought of the ending summer...
Well, a little more and finally we will meet, I missed you so much ... summer
Summer nights are not made for sleeping.
Stubble grows faster, I want cold juice, I like everything that is undressed - it's a treacherous summer!
Do not be afraid of obstacles, man, remember this: a good summer replaces winter on earth!
Plans for the summer? Kisses until dawn!
Summer, you have no idea how I'm waiting for you!
The deeper the summer, the more magnificent the garden!
Because of the long-awaited trip and festivities until the morning. Others because of the long day, the opportunity to do everything planned and what happened. There are a billion reasons to wait for summer. And it has already arrived! So smile and share quotes about summer in statuses, raising the mood of others.
“Summer is like a weekend. Just as beautiful, and just as fast. June is Friday, July is Saturday, August is Sunday.
In the status of the summer, you can quote the great poetess:
““I will love you all summer” sounds much more convincing than “all my life” and - most importantly - much longer! ( Marina Tsvetaeva)
“Summer is coming!... I want something...
Whether diversity to disgrace ...
Or ugliness for a change.
“It’s good in Siberia in the summer, there is no snow for a whole month.”
"My favorite time year - June, the beginning of summer. When everything is ahead. This is how you should live without looking back. And to believe that all summer is ahead, and all winter is behind.
“I am a summerophile, a summer lover, a summer addict.. And I have a great plan for this summer.”
“I used to love summer, but then I realized that summer can be at any time of the year, if there was money ... And now I love money.”
"There is nothing sadder on the planet than the thought of the ending summer."
“Summer is when you don’t want anything and want everything at once.”
"Summer is the season of irresponsibility."
"Summer nights are not made for sleeping."
“Summer is arranged in such a way that you are waiting for it whole year and then it comes and nothing happens.”
“The doctor gives me two weeks to live. It would be nice in August.
“August is the month when you can’t open a window on a bus that couldn’t be closed in December.”
“The summer was warm this year, but I was working that day.”
“Summer is when outerwear is more like underwear.”
And a few more statuses about the summer:
"The heat forced women to dress in such a way that the sales of erotic magazines fell to almost zero."
“In the summer, leaving the air-conditioned room to the street is a transition from the “comfort zone” to the “comfort zone”...”
"Some have a rest in the summer, others - where the summer is."
- Again, it's warm outside the window, Sunlight warms us with you, Beaches, courage and wine, Summer gives us warm nights.
- The air is so fresh and tart that even the bitterness of young greenery is felt on the tongue. The beginning of summer, what more happiness can you wish for?
- And summer smells of smoke from the grill, raspberries, the sea, heavy rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen and vacation, which we all are waiting for.
- Summer is a winter dream, spring anticipation and autumn memories...
- Summer is a sea of sun, light, warmth... It's time for joy... It's the sun in the sky... And a bright sparkle in the eyes...
- Summer is just an unfulfilled promise of spring, a fake instead of those warm blissful nights you dream of in April.
- Summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, the salty breeze of the sea, strawberries and lots and lots of sun.
- And from this summer there will be only a souvenir brought from the sea, a framed photo and memories ... Probably the sweetest memories.
- You know, I love summer. If only because it will never deceive me. Whatever I am: bad, good, smart, stupid, beautiful or not, it will still come. Against all odds. Maybe that's why we all have such hopes for him?
- That would be cheap to drive "tomorrow" to the first comer and settle in this July, in this second of its number.
- This summer will be torture for all of us, but who cares? Nobody.
- My head is full of ideas, people have many plans... Lots of sunlight... Summer... Summer... Summer...
- Every summer ends, all travelers return home, and all dreamers wake up.
- Summer is like a breath of fresh air, like a bottle of mineral water in the morning…
- Oh, summer vacation, summer, summer Fate is warmed by the sun!
- My summer won't work without you.
- I walked and walked, shivering from the cold, along endless corridors, looking into all the doors in the hope that the next one would certainly turn out to be the Door to Summer.
- Waking up every morning to bright sunshine. Hurry to the beach! Swim quickly! In summer the world becomes brighter!
- "Summer has no holiday of its own," she said. - Summer love is not for us. (Francis Scott Fitzgerald)
- When a woman is warmed by love, and her soul shines with happiness, summer is around her at any time, winter is not terrible for her ...
- I love the hot summer for its nights - when it is so warm that you can strip almost naked, and so cool that you ask to be in His arms!
- Apparently, there is only one really hot summer in a person's life. Everything that happens after is a little warm.
- Summer is a drop of sky in your palms, a drop of light on your eyelashes... And a drop of unforgettable life...
- The birds are singing jazz, the fountains are fresh from a mile away, sunbathing heels are sticking out of the first floor window. Here it is, summer!
- My status went to hang out in the summer. Sun. Sand. And the sea of the sea.
- Dandelion wine. These very words are like summer on the tongue. Dandelion wine is a summer caught and bottled. (Ray Bradbury)
- Better download the press, not quotes from the Internet, in the summer on the beach quotes will not save: D
- Write down for yourself: the house is here, the summer will come, I love this person. (Martha Ketro)
- The hot summer is good - no woman will say that she lacks warmth.
- June dawns, July afternoons, August evenings - everything has passed, ended, gone forever and remains only in memory. Now there's a long autumn ahead white winter, a cool green spring, and during this time you need to think about the past summer and take stock. (Ray Bradbury)