Vulgar congratulations on a good morning. Erotic good morning wishes for a girl. Short SMS wishes good morning to a man

Dating a light attempt,
Fear of first impressions
Goodbye exciting picture
The expression is outside the prevailing opinions.
Smiles of bright seduction,
Atmosphere of an intriguing look,
Do not know yet another opinion,
Under the parade romance umbrella.
An interesting unknown process,
Anticipating not excluded closeness,
There is already a bouquet of sympathies,
Just waiting for adequate mercy.
Meeting the first slight embarrassment,
Pleasant evening walks
Calls of the night desire,
Hands do not get tired of sms messages.
Text "good morning!" send,
And "how did you sleep?" don't forget
"Kiss, sweet dreams!" you wish
And you already know the answer.
And every night you remember
Such a sweet kiss desired
That teases a little, you know
But soon you'll get
Long-awaited impressions.

Love passed through the cells of the hand,
And two hands burned in admiration,
And the kiss hit your temples
There was, like him, emancipation.
The hand crawls like a snake across the chest,
And gently curls around the neck,
And lips touched. Wait a minute...
And cheeks flared so fiery.
Smiles ran through fate
The bodies were in awe of verbiage,
Who turned up quickly on you?
Of course, one, not all people.
The movement of voluptuousness is so strong
That the trembling of hands is almost not noticeable,
We are not free to choose a partner,
They send it to us, God - estimates.
Why do we kiss? Just sex?
Why is everything like this? Why do we need sweetness?
The international life of our age.
And this is our happiness: hello, hello!
Natalia Patratskaya

Erotica - in verse. And how sinful are all thoughts! -
Or maybe my youth is sinful?
And beyond what border we went with you,
Or have we come out of sin too?
Erotica - in verse ... There was no such thing,
But we are getting tipsy - without wine ...
And my body tenderness, you know, has not forgotten,
Well, is this my fault?
Erotica - in verse. And… how sinful are all thoughts!
Passion is also, by the way, out of sin.
I just went beyond the border of freedom,
So that a hand rests on the shoulder ...
Erotica is everything. Every atom is impregnated! -
And without wine - we instantly got tipsy ...
My soul is calm, my heart is not crucified, -
No one "builds" from this ... "war".

Lips compressed, in a long kiss
The girl shed a tear
The guy undressed her kissing
And looked trustingly into the eyes
Blushed on the bed fell
Lips bitten into blood
And unable to resist sobbed
And the guy just arched an eyebrow
Whispering lips slightly fluffy covered
Gentle beautiful words
May be long forgotten
Said can be more than once
He bared his chest and immediately gasped
Two buds, two scarlet pistils
But do not think after reading my creation
That the girl's honor was lost
It was the craziest moment
She spent the first night with her husband.

Erotic poems can not be counted, what about you,
Seductive diva of love lines,
An intimate star in a romantic dream
You are playful in your behavior.
Poems about sex, the desired silhouette,
Pleasant words beloved infinity,
Erotic fantasy can not be reduced to "no",
You live intimate carelessness.
You are limitless in your role
You are the attraction of the authors of poetry,
You prefer love to many
Goddess of praise.
Fantasy sexual fruit
Your incomparable features
Your divine flesh is unique,
You are like the thoughts of an erotic dream.
Queen of lyrical poetry
The secret of hidden dreams
Intimate sex words tigress,
The nature of the night is your romantic cover.
You are the embodiment of a frank landscape,
Erotic poems have been written about you,
Love envy good contempt,
Poems about sex excite you.
It's not hard to find nice words about you,
As if the hearts of the rivers flow,
You are unforgettable in the darkness of diversity,
Do not pacify men's attraction to you.

I want to join your lips
And take off your dress
I want to surrender to your dreams
And embrace your nakedness.
I want to play with you
And see how you frolic
I want to hear you and moan
Not allowing intimate lull.
You are the bright light in the night window
To be next to you! - my desire.
Candles flame you in the darkness
What excites us in advance.
Taste the flesh of my hopes
Don't deny yourself anything
I confess that I am yours and there are no places
Where we tell lies to each other.
We are frank in body and soul,
Open on an erotic night
We are not led together by an outcast,
And prejudices we will drive away.

caress me today -
You told me in my ear
In the petals of love will drown
Steel elastic dagger.
You playfully undressed
Throwing all the hesitations on the floor -
Your lips are hot prank,
Gentle fingers flow ...
My feelings wide open
Drunk with desire -
Two palms under the shirt
On my hot body
caress me my dear
You whispered in your ear
And an unknown force
Married our souls...

Your papillae are like two cherries
Turned my head.
I will pamper them with my tongue
I gently squeeze my hand.
There is a fire in the chest and moans are torn
You bend like a doe.
I entered you, felt the will,
All passion paying tribute.

Let's get rid of prejudices
Streams of passion are hard to hold
And fabulously exciting lips
The body will gently dance ...
The petals unfold involuntarily,
The earth will sway under your feet -
I will bite in a fit gently lobe
And whisper in my ear: "You are mine."
On the pestle the dew will turn silver,
You'll go crazy with excitement -
The last boundary has been crossed
A shiver of desire runs through the body.
Come to me, forget about everything in the world,
Today, our sweet moment with you
And eros in a gilded carriage
Sharing voluptuousness for two...

I know it will be night! special night!
For us .... and we will be just you and me!
We cannot overcome the languor of the flesh,
We will fall on the bed, with a desire for grief.
And there will be gentle caresses, like my silk.
Light touch and kiss! And flickering candlelight.
And a soft moan escapes your lips.
My efforts will be the best reward!
And the world will spin for us ....
And time will suddenly rise.
And Eros and Cupid will outline the circle of passion!
This night will be sweet and bright, crazy ...... short!
We are drunk with tenderness, as if from wine,
Let's finish this wonderful dance for two.
I look into your happy, green eyes,
And you will fall asleep in my arms.

Summer. Room. The night is wide open.
I smoke, you sit next to me.
On your shoulders is a shirt in a cage.
The smoke is flowing, you are also silent.
Trills fill with silence
Solovyov, the night is full until dawn ...
On our crumpled bed
The heat of our love cools down.
Ashes of feelings, embers of our passion,
Quenched the night with the coolness of the lights.
The summer day will fly by - happiness again:
Night, coolness, window, we are alone.
Alex Borodin

I go crazy with passion
Imagining you in myself
And now I can't sleep at all
I really want to see you.
Drown in love before dawn
And may your victory be.
Merge with you together
May our passion be unquenchable!

All inexhaustible excitement!

In order for your relationship with your beloved man to be correct, you need to start your day with cool, morning messages addressed to him. Let him think that he is the first breath of air that you take when you just wake up.

Short SMS wishes good morning to a man

The wish list:

• Dingling-dilling-dilling, it's time to get up! Open your eyes fast! Things are waiting for you in the morning, but in the evening, of course, I am!
• For me, you are the sun, so get up faster, a new day will not begin without you !!!
• A beautiful morning can only be next to you! Wake up faster, love!
• I want to congratulate you on the start of a new day! Let it be good not only in the morning, but also in your whole day!
• Knock-Knock! I sms! I was sent by a girl who loves you with a wish of good morning and good mood for the whole day!
• Zhu-zhu-zhu, I'm texting, I'm waking everyone up! Get up soon, my dear! After all, at work, things are with the mountain!
• Good morning, honey! Stretch sweetly in your bed and forward to meet a new day!
• Good morning! Let my text message be as invigorating as a morning cup of strong coffee.
• Darling, stop hugging the pillow already, I'm jealous! Wake up soon!

I just woke up, but I already miss you! Good morning!

I want to wake you up with a gentle kiss, but, alas, so far I can only text. With the start of a new day!

• Today the sun cannot wake you up with warm rays, so it asked me to do it. Wake up, love!
• This SMS is intended for the most gentle, beautiful, intelligent, but still sleeping man. To become perfect, you just have to open your eyes.

Short, in prose, wishes in SMS good morning, beloved man

Why spoil your hair by scratching your head and trying to come up with at least a couple of lines for your beloved man for good morning SMS. The author of short wishes in prose has already paid for you with his hair.)

• So strong, seductive...love its scent in the morning. I'm talking about morning coffee. And what were you thinking about?
• Mornings are good if we wake up together.
• May this new day be the best, most cheerful and sunniest for you.
• Waking up is much more pleasant, knowing that your SMS with a good morning wish is very much expected. Happy new day to you!
• Your main task in the morning is to open your eyes and not close them again. I believe in you.
• I give you a million morning invigorating kisses.
• This subscriber wants to wish you a cheerful morning and a good mood.
• I know that you have sweet dreams, but it's time to wake up and run towards a new day. Get up, love!
• There is nothing sweeter than lying in a warm bed in the morning on a day off. The only thing missing is you.
• The sun has already woken up, only you, sleepyhead, are still basking in your bed. It's time to get up, love!

Good morning! Have a nice day! And have a nice evening (with my participation, of course).

• In the morning I want to wish you an easy working day, a good evening and a pleasant night.
• Let in the morning my SMS will lift not only you out of bed, but also your mood. Kisses on both cheeks, lips, nose ... well, and other parts of the body.
• It's only just beginning to dawn, and I can't wait for our meeting in the evening. Good morning!

If you just started to gain momentum with the wishes of good morning to your beloved man, and suddenly ended, then I propose to “dig around” some more.

Let's wish each other good luck!

Waking up is much more pleasant in the morning, when a loved one whispers some pleasant words in your ear, from which the mood rises, you want to fly, create and move mountains. In our article, we will present different options for how to beautifully and romantically wake up your girlfriend in the early morning.

The girl you love should definitely receive messages from you every morning wishing you a good day. It is best to do this in a poetic form. If you yourself do not know how to compose poetry, then use the options we have proposed:

Beautiful wishes good morning to your girlfriend in prose

1. Good morning my dear! Rather, open your beautiful eyes to please the world with yourself! Fabulous emotions to you, a sea of ​​​​happiness and let all the obstacles in your way disappear away! Smile more, my love!
2. Wake up soon, beauty! The sun is out for you! It is ready to warm and bathe you in its bright rays! I wish you a wonderful day! Let nothing cloud your bright eyes!
3. Wake up, my golden! I really want that today everything that you only wish is immediately fulfilled! May the day be filled with miracles and bright emotions!
4. Wake up, my dear! The world woke up with you, it is already ready to meet you with its warmth! Let this day be remembered by you as the happiest! I love you!
5. Good morning my flower! Wake up soon, because the world can no longer live without your beauty! May all your plans for today come true! Be happy, dear! Have a nice day!

Short good morning wishes for your girlfriend

1. Good morning, the most charming girl in the world! Your day today will be warm and pleasant, because my love will warm and delight you!
2. Honey, wake up! I wish you a great breakfast to recharge your good mood for the whole day!
3. This morning is so beautiful that only you can compare it! Wake up soon, my unearthly happiness - good morning!
4. Even though I'm not around right now, my heart is always with you! Good morning my love!
5. I didn't sleep well today because you weren't around! I hope that we won't have another night like this where you won't wake up in my arms! Love you!

Funny good morning wishes for your girlfriend

Note that such a message plan can be sent only if you know for sure that your beloved is doing well with a sense of humor. Otherwise, your message may be misunderstood:

Tender good morning wishes for your girlfriend

1. Wake up my beauty! The world has been waiting for you, my love! Let today's coffee be the most delicious, because you deserve only the best, my treasure!
2. Honey, good morning! I send you my hot kiss so that it warms you just like the sun warms the earth! I love you and I'm already looking forward to meeting you!
3. Darling, happy new day! May every minute of this day pass magically for you! Cheer up! Your charming eyes should sparkle only with happiness!
4. My tender girl! Happy awakening! Happy new day! There is no more wonderful you in this world! The thought of this inspires me! May God do something extraordinary with you today so that you remember this day forever!
5. My unearthly girl! Good and cheerful morning to you, my love! May the day be as sweet as this night! Love you! A delicious and fragrant breakfast is already waiting for you on the table!

Erotic good morning wishes for your girlfriend

If you have been in a relationship with your girlfriend for a long time, then it would be appropriate to occasionally send her intimate messages. We offer you a few not vulgar, but erotic wishes in our article:

Romantic good morning wishes for girlfriend

1. My dear, this morning the warm sun has already lit up, which means that it's time for you to shine! Wake up my beauty! The clouds in the sky and the dawn are already waiting for your exit to give rise to a new day!
2. Darling, I hope you woke up in a great mood! May luck smile at you today, may every person you meet today inspire you, please and surprise you with something! Love you and looking forward to the evening to see!
3. Good morning my sweetheart! Let nothing overshadow your soul today, let your mood be fervent, let your eyes glow with happiness! I can't even put into words how much I love you! I send you my gentle kiss!
4. Hello dear! I hope your awakening was gentle and kind, because you dreamed of fabulous Paris! I send you my hugs and gentle kisses! Until the evening, my beloved!
5. Good morning my love! Today I woke up with only one thought, that your awakening should be magical! I hope that you have already bathed in the rays of sunlight and were inspired by the singing of birds! I love you, have a nice day!

Funny good morning wishes for your girlfriend

In order to send a funny message to your beloved, you need to choose the right moment, because in some cases, wishes of a humorous nature can be perceived as an insult. A girl may think that you are not serious about her:

good morning wishes for girlfriend

Instead of a thousand words, you can express your feelings by sending your beloved a beautiful postcard. We present several options in our article:

Good morning sms for girlfriend

1. Hi dear! I am sending you a message just so that you wake up and remember me! I love!
2. Good morning to the most beautiful and tender girl in the world! It is a pity that it is impossible to send a bouquet of flowers via SMS, but I just want you to be pleased!
3. Wake up sunshine! It's time to get out of bed and drink aromatic coffee with a French bun. Breakfast is waiting for you in the kitchen!
4. Beauty, good morning! I hope that you will soon cope with all your affairs and give me a call! I'm looking forward to it!
5. Honey, good morning! How happy I am that I have you! From the mere thought that you are near, I feel very good! Love you!

Pay attention to your loved ones! Let them start each morning with a reminder of how much you love them!

Video: "Good morning, darling"

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Erotic good morning wishes for a girl

If you have deep feelings for a girl and don’t know how to express your sympathy or love to her - send her a beautiful good morning poem, which will give her a great mood and emphasize that you have the most tender feelings for her and think about her when you wake up. Choose a beautiful poem that you associate with a girl and that you like so much that you want her to read it and send it to her! If you are in a relationship with a girl and don’t know how to please her in the morning, then in your case the sent poem is the best solution that will return your relationship to a possibly lost romance!

Why is beer better than a woman?

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I wake up and don't believe
God, what a beauty!
You lie in my bed
Immaculate and pure.
Sleep and smile on your face
Opening your mouth a little.
Sleep is not strong, very unsteady
Your body is waiting for affection.

A ray of sunshine darts through the window.
I am not sleeping. I woke up. With you.
The blanket dangles down.
You curled up with me.
You purr in your sleep.
I admire. Your lips, eyelashes, eyes...
Your ass sticks out, arousing...
And your nose sniffs as always.
You are a beautiful sweet Miracle!
I'll fix your bangs a little.
Kiss you gently
And I hold my breath.
Sleep my Angel. I admire you.
Don't rush us this morning.
Bunny plays with your ass...
Hey! Don't touch!!! This is my butt!!!
Here is Butthole!!! Doesn't want to get up.
She turned and continued to sniff.
And moves effortlessly ass.
And I'm already on fire!
Enough! That's it!... I've had enough...!
I'll land! I can't lie down like this!
I'll crawl to us .. under the covers ...
And I'll start... There... kissing you!
You snort... you wiggle your ass...
From goosebumps in secluded places!
To me, what ... In this matter, I deftly ...
Slippery fear is not a hindrance to me!
I caress you to shiver...!
Good morning! Stop lying down!
We will hug with Zhuzha lying ..
And in passions... let's overturn the bed!
Well, figs with her! .. Not really necessary! ...
We would have a fulcrum!
The closet is shaking and pouring lipstick...
On our hungry bodies!
We laugh. We capture the moment...
Give each other kisses...
Love has no time...
So wake me up tomorrow Love!!!...

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Why is it good to be a guy?

What is "nothing"? - half a liter for two. What does a soldier feel when he sees a waving banner? - Wind. An Uncomfortable Guest If you have a sixth appointment, don't expect it to be before the seventh. Adam - boring and little Adrian - usually stocky and watching cartoons Albert - cute and funny, but a pedal.

Oh morning! storm of flavors!
The intoxicating air, the glare of the sun!
Fragments of dreams are flying somewhere ...
Your breath... and the first cry of the birds!
And you, O slumbering maiden!
Scattering gold hair ...
Here! torn!! torn!!!
Up!!!
The abysses of the subconscious opened up,
Screams, sighs, groans, beats
My wish:
Fall into your arms
and - enjoy to your heart's content!

On the first day at home A new man at home is a joy for a woman, but also new responsibilities. You can't forget that we often don't know the pedigree or even the previous owner of our new pet. We do not know how he was treated and what his habits are.

Why read women's magazines?

Where are the muslims suicidal

• Only in them you will see men who amaze women.
• You will be stimulated intellectually by solving crossword puzzles with valuable prizes.
• You will learn the true causes of Princess Diana's death and her afterlife.

Beating with a hammer: - hammer: strike with full force between the eyes or around the eyes; - chopper: cut head. Side effects: Guaranteed remorse and nausea.

Darling, let this night drive
All sad thoughts and all sorrows away!
Let my confessions awaken in you
Desire for pleasure and desire.
And if suddenly a series of fantasies
To you will come, then obey them, yes!
Let languid bliss - a premonition of love -
Will cover you. I'll come, call!

A ray of sun falls through the window
Bunny caressing your eyelids.
But to wake up completely is not given,
You are still in captivity of beautiful bliss.
Hair scattered everywhere
On the pillow, and on the thin neck.
You lie naked in a dream
And this one is even nicer to me.
How magnificent in nakedness,
All your captivating forms.
I admire you, I'm sorry
Disturb the dream of a beautiful maiden.
But it's time to get up, I'll wake you up
You with a long, tender kiss,
Wake up the sun, I'll say quietly
Honey, I love you alone.

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Jokes about girls and women

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“Congratulations! Your profile has been successfully placed on gay.ru! You will definitely find your blue soulmate! You won't have long to wait, you little brat!"
Administration Gay.ru.

"What beautiful eyes"

What beautiful eyes, what passionate lips! What a beautiful walk, and this body ... this ass ... m-m-m-m-m-m-m! Okay, enough about me, how are you doing?

Jokes about Paul, Ruska and the Germans

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Jokes about farmers and miners

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"I wanted to send you..."

I wanted to send you something beautiful, tender, erotic, smart and fun, but I can't fit on the screen.

"I've already started talking..."

I've already started talking to the armchair, flirting with the TV, having breakfast with the toaster... give me a call before I get serious with the vacuum cleaner!

"Cow"

I squeeze it in my hands, it hardens, I want to move up and down, I see how good it is, it squirts out a white liquid. And how cool it is to milk a cow!

"Your little mosquito!"

I'll run to you at midnight, crawl under the covers. I will find your most delicious place and suck it for a long time.
Your little mosquito!

"I undress you with a timid hand"

I undress you with a timid hand,
I would like to see the desired body.
You are the most beautiful, the only one in the world,
My favorite jacket potato.

"I'm waiting, but you still don't come"

I'm waiting, but you still don't come.
I'm waiting, you're driving me crazy.
Numb hands, feet, body.
I wanted to ENTER you so much!
But ahead is only the door of a dream.
Oh elevator, when are you coming?

"I want you again and again..."

I want you again and again... How to imagine that I light you up and we merge together... I get high... Never... Never quit... SMOKING!!!

"Congratulations, you've won a prize!"

Congratulations, you've won a prize! From tonight you will be entertained by the authors of the Blue Evenings tariff for free! Good evening to you!

"You stroke me and caress me"

You stroke me and caress me
You know all my intimate places,
You hug me erotically
You bring me pleasure.
I drown in your foam
I call you a washcloth.

"I love your hills and hollows"

I love your hills and valleys
I will decorate them with sweet cream,
I'll lay out then drunk cherries,
I'll lick everything - my sweet!

And then I spread the beef stroganoff
I will pour them gloriously with mustard,
The umbilical cord will be my salt shaker,
I can't imagine more erotic!

"My Favorite Ice Cream"

I want to suck you... lick you... I want to go deep with my tongue... I want to feel you in my mouth... yes, that's how I eat my favorite ice cream!

"Can't tune the antenna!"

Change position. Spread your legs. Get up. Pull out. More to the left. More to the right. Higher. Below. Good. Do not rush. Well, it ruined everything again! Also a man for me - you can’t tune the antenna!

"We will do it together"

You are my most beloved friend
Oh, how hot, beautiful and resilient you are!
We will do this together
There is a delicious sausage in the dough!

"And we are digging POTATOES"

Close your eyes and imagine how, far from everything, we listen to the singing of birds, the sound of the river, the sun bakes our naked bodies... and we dig POTATOES.

"TELEPHONE"

Night fell, silence.
And where is your hand now?
And what are the thoughts in your head?
What do you want in the dark?
Don't you hold it so tight
After all, this is your PHONE, Baby!

"He's so slippery"

It's so slippery when you squeeze it, pink like my body, so soft in my hand! No, it's not what you thought! This FA soap is with me in the shower!

“First I took off her skirt”

First I took off her skirt, then pulled off her blouse, unbuttoned her bra, and I slowly fell at her feet, and then took off her panties. Now I have a bare clothesline in front of me.

"If you don't want kids..."

Honey, take care
Do me a favor, go bust
For me a pack of pills
If you don't want kids.

"Night falls and silence"

Night falls and silence, and where is your hand now? What are the thoughts in your head, what do you want in the dark? You don't hold it so tight, because it's your phone, baby!!!

"Spring Is Coming"

Spring is coming.
The birds do it
The bees do it
And even butterflies do it.
FORGET - PEOPLE CAN'T FLY!

"Ancient Spell"

We read together: “Roproc la bouvé talana lampra tampre”, now you can sleep peacefully, you just managed to activate the ancient indefinite spell from sexual intercourse, and by the way, the second part of the spell has not yet been found, lost, so good night!

"I want to lie on you all night"

I want to lie on you all night long, warm you and gently hug you. So that you feel comfortable and hot with me, my blanket!

"You have eyes like a cat"

You have eyes like a cat; figure like a cat; you are gentle like a cat and your name is even like a cat - Masha!

"I've been given something..."

They put something in me... It hurts... AAA... It's my first time... Come on... Finally they pulled it out... I'm covered in blood... God, it hurts!. .To pull out a tooth!

"Vazel in"

Night. The street. Lamp. Pharmacy. I buy vaseline. There are two other people with me. One is Armenian, the other is Georgian.

"We're so tired..."

We were so tired... we were panting so much... we were both drenched in sweat, our bodies were sticky... when they took the old couch to the basement.

"We sat talking..."

We sat talking... And I already imagined how he would start kissing me, undressing me... But he only drank tea and didn't leave until he ate the whole cake!

"I just adore you!"

[Woman's name]!
I just adore you, love, adore your tomatoes!

"Hold your wallets, men"

Chest number three, big hips
Legs with ears on a par,
You can't see the eyes behind the black mascara,
A miracle is coming my way...

Hold your wallets men
They empty before your eyes
Rubbing in the crotch cause
Just a python, neither give nor take!

“You won’t understand, Ensky limiters”

You will not understand, Ensky limiters,
Much body you are friends,
But a little suddenly we will meet the villagers,
I dare not offer my hand!

"In bed for the first time..."

In bed for the first time with a girl
What to do with it, I do not understand!
I'm trembling like a leaf, here I am from fear,
I'll probably take it and run!

"... well, come on, cutie"

So he asked - well, give me, my dear,
And she's all hahanki
My shirt is already sweaty
Dancing in the eyes of a butterfly!

I'm probably angry
I'll tear it all to rags,
This is what awaits, cholera!
Certainly not a sweetheart!

“I always want to... chat with you!!!”

I'll tell you, I won't say anything
I always want it.
I want even in the field, even on the road,
I want at least in the tundra, even in a den.
I want it anywhere and everywhere.
Let the sun shine, let the rain fall.
I want when I go to bed
And in the morning before you get up.
On the bedside table and on the sofa
Squatting and upside down
On land, in the air, in water.
I want to go to Moscow and Vologda.
And in the cold and in the summer heat.
I want to always... chat with you!!!

"Every day you take in your mouth"

Every day you take in your mouth
Move gently back and forth
And the mouth burns in orgasm,
White liquid flows.
True, great find.
That toothbrush of yours? :))

"If you become cancer - call"

Become a bird - fly!
Become a fish - swim!
Become a cat - come running!
Become a cancer - call!!!

"I will come to you at night"

I will come to you at night, I will crawl under the covers. I will find your sweet spot and suck it for a long time. Your bad mosquito.

"My tongue is mischievous"

My mischievous tongue wants to play with you. He wants to enter your mouth and start a little.

If you want what I want, call me.

"I want you!"

I want you! I want to turn your head, drag you into bed and make you hot and moan for a whole week! your flu.

"I feel bad without you"

I feel bad without you, I'm all burning and I'm on fire, I only dream of you. I want you, I want to drink and quench the thirst of the body. Come to me, because I'm on the edge. You are my favorite juice in a glass.

"Take off my dress"

Take off my dress, take off my bra, take off my panties... And never wear my things again!

"You undress, lie down and wait"

I want to visit you
Well, right after lunch,
You undress, lie down and wait,
So let's start the conversation!

"Rush hour"

Do you want to hug your body? Feel hot breath? Sweating from exhaustion? Enter, exit, move back and forth? What's the matter, get on the bus at rush hour!

"You're like a delicious peach"

You're like a delicious peach. I always stick out from you and, leaving the ground, I want you like a popsicle... I want you like Coca-Cola, I always have fun with you!!!

"Everyone Has Children"

Everyone has children: butterflies have children, fish, birds and even dogs. Only the pencil has no children, because it has an elastic band on the end!

"He will give me an orgasm..."

Gotta make it progressive
In private life, turn,
New - in bed with a sweetheart,
He doesn't expect this!

I will entangle with straps
I’ll teach a little with a whip,
He will give me an orgasm
Will do what I want!

"Take it in your hands"

Take it in your hands
Touch your lips
He's hard as a rock
Taste and press your bare cheek,
My favorite glass of Coca-Cola!

And she's still laughing...

Doesn't walk, doesn't drink
What, in nature, for business?
And she's still laughing
Glad - I didn’t give it at night!

"My favorite bed."

Today I will come to you, strip naked
And I will spend the night with you in bliss until morning. It's so good to be with you
My favorite bed.

"Where are you tonight?"

Where are you tonight? Where are you when I need you the most? Where are you, I want to feel you, your gentle touch on my naked body? Where are you, my damn pajamas?!

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