Scenarios for the new year for adults. Text of the script for the anniversary of the pharmacy New Year in the pharmacy script

They say the truth: "How you meet the New Year, so you will spend it." This is especially important for people whose work is associated with constant dangers, worries and worries - for medical workers. Gathering in the circle of your colleagues in order to relax and stock up on a whole bag of positive emotions, a subversive mood, you want to spend New Year's Eve in a special way.

To do this, you need to write a unique and unusual script for the New Year. Of course, you can use the traditional method with poetic congratulations in the school spirit and a family table at the head of the feast. But didn't you want to celebrate the New Year in a more original and even a little extreme way? We offer you a fun script for a New Year's corporate party for doctors, cool contests, poems and congratulations for the celebration of the New Year.

What do you need to think about in advance for the celebration?

It is necessary to agree on the number of invited guests.

You must enter a dress code.

Leaders must be selected.

It is necessary to find the main characters (Santa Claus, Snegurka).

You need to buy prizes, gifts.

It is necessary to select improvised materials for competitions.

Scenario New Year's corporate party for doctors

New Year is a long-awaited holiday that we honor from childhood. This evening we are given a wonderful opportunity to plunge into those times of restless childishness, when any adversity was on the shoulder. Let's call Grandfather Frost, who will help you remember those joyful mornings of a happy childhood.

(In the room with the guests, where the lights are off, Santa Claus enters, accompanied by cheerful music from Shrek, moving to the rhythm. Other fairy-tale characters come out with him. This is the Snow Maiden in the guise of a nurse and Gnomes. All the characters perform dance movements synchronously.)

Since Santa Claus has already arrived,

On the way, however, dusty ...

Let the Christmas tree light up for us -

And let the New Year begin!

(Guests ask Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree)

Father Frost

I was in New York

in Mallorca, in

new zealand,

Lapland.

While flying back and forth,

Lost all power.

Now health is nowhere -

Gastritis, shortness of breath - nonsense.

I would rather return the magic -

And move forward!

Chief Doctor

We would like to know

Who do you need

It wouldn't be all that stressful.

Gynecologist, nutritionist,

Dentist or neurologist?

Maybe you need an optometrist

Or a pro masseur?

Psychiatrist or psychologist?

You don't need a beautician...

Maybe a grandmother or a shaman,

Cognac or dope

Snow Maiden

No no no!

Everything is not there!

There is another problem here!

Grandpa hasn't had fun in a long time

Everything is back to work.

So you only need one.

Dances, competitions, wine!

Script host

New Year is a real treasure of fun and fun! If this is how we can help Santa Claus, then why don't we light it up?

(Cheerful music is turned on. At this time, you can dance, chat, enjoy a buffet table).

Friends, let's pass the hours of the old passing year with interesting contests.

"Smart Boxer"

You need to choose the two strongest men. The host gives them the necessary attributes, that is, sports shorts, boxing gloves. The task of the presenter is to constantly escalate the atmosphere. Before the fight, two employees can warm up the boxers by giving them a neck massage.

Then, on a signal, the muscular doctors converge in the center of the ring, the rules for the fight are announced to them. Each of the participants is awarded - what? Lollipop! The task of the chosen men is to deploy the sweetness as quickly as possible without taking off their boxing gloves.

"Meet by clothes ..."

Funny things are put in the box (pants size 56, baby caps, bibs, women's bras size 12, clown noses or glasses with a nose, multi-colored wigs, shoe covers and other unusual things that can make you laugh).

An unlimited number of participants can participate, depending on the number of outfits. In a circle, with musical accompaniment, they pass a “wardrobe” box. As soon as the music stops playing, the one who had the box, without looking, takes out some thing. The interest is that the clothes and accessories you got will have to be worn until the end of the New Year's corporate party.

You can also arrange music competitions for the title of "Best Singer" or more frank, at the discretion of the participants.

When the time comes for the feast, toasts should be said. This can also be done in an unusual way. For example, take two hats. Put pieces of paper with the names and positions of those present in one, and wishes related to work in the second. Then the guests will randomly pull out a piece of paper from each hat. The resulting combinations will bring a lot of fun and will be remembered for the whole next year.

At the end of the contests for doctors, Santa Claus will light the Christmas tree and give everyone gifts in the form of medical trifles (scalpels, hats, bandages, mini-first aid kits, pills, condoms, etc.). The main thing is that every detail is thought out and unexpected for the New Year's Eve. Even if the tree is decorated for medical purposes, it will invigorate and reflect a professional attitude.

Don't be afraid to experiment!

Let so unprecedented and eccentric

The New Year will be remembered for a lifetime.

Happy New Year to you!!!

That's how to communicate in a pharmacy! It is important for everyone to know! (useful * BAYAN *)

So, my turn came.

What do you recommend for my cough?
- Coldrex, lozenges, lozenges, antibiotics.
Total 600-1500 rubles.
She did not consider it necessary to argue with the pharmacist, this is their job, but she decided to arrange a small performance.

So, my turn came.
What would you recommend for a cough?
- Lollipops "..."
- How much are?
- 300 rubles
- How much? Please speak louder, I can't hear!
- 300 rubles!
- Do you have Mukaltin?
- Yes.
- What is the price?
- 5 rubles
- Louder, I can't hear!
- 5 rubles!

The echo carried the news throughout the pharmacy. The queue was alert, all the attention from the shop windows was transferred to us with the pharmacist.
- Is there a herb of thermopsis with soda 7, they used to be called penny tablets?
- There is.
- How much?
- 1 ruble.
- Specify!
- 1 ruble!

The degree of the conversation rose, the pharmacist became more and more inflamed, and the audience began to grumble.
- Potion Pertussin?
- There is!
- How much?
- 4-50
- Propolis ointments?
- 12 rubles, but it is homeopathic
- Fine!
- Milk thistle meal?
- 8 rubles
- Milk thistle oil?
- 12 rubles

I ended up ordering:
Thermopsis 3x10 tablets = 3 rubles Mukaltin 2 pack. X10 tablets = 10 rubles Propolis ointment 1 tube = 12 r. Pertussin 1 vial = 4-50 milk thistle meal 1 package = 8 rubles
(prices are slightly higher now)
- How much for everything?
- 37 and a half
- 37.50 is the temperature or the price?

Please speak louder!
“Thirty-seven rubles and fifty kopecks,” the pharmacist hammered in the nails. The face was burgundy stone.
"Thank you," I answered quietly.

The first woman with a child could not stand it:
- Is it for the cough? Can you write down the names? Why so cheap?
- These medicines have always been cheap and we were treated with them in childhood and our parents were treated!
Why aren't they on display then?
- This is not beneficial for the pharmacist, he is not paid extra for them by pharmaceutical companies.

For reference:

Many expensive drugs have a cheaper analogue with an identical composition. Write down their names if you don't want to "work for a pharmacy."
Nurofen (120 rubles) and Ibuprofen (10 rubles)
Mezim (300 rubles) and Pancreatin (30 rubles)
No-shpa (150 rubles) and Drotaverine hydrochloride (30 rubles)
Panadol (50 rubles) and Paracetamol (5 rubles)
Belosalik (380 rubles) and Akriderm SK (40 rubles)
Bepanten (250 rubles) and Dexpanthenol (100 rubles)
Betaserc (600 rubles) and Betahistine (250 rubles)
Bystrumgel (180 rubles) and Ketoprofen (60 rubles)
Voltaren (300 rubles) and Diclofenac (40 rubles)
Gastrozole (120 rubles) and Omeprazole (50 rubles)
Detralex (580 rubles) and Venarus (300 rubles)
Diflucan (400 rubles) and Fluconazole (30 rubles)
For the nose (100 rubles) and Rinostop (30 rubles)
Zantac (280 rubles) and Ranitidine (30 rubles)
Zirtek (220 rubles) and Cetirinaks (80 rubles)
Zovirax (240 rubles) and Acyclovir (40 rubles)
Immunal (200 rubles) and Echinacea extract (50 rubles)
Imodium (300 rubles) and Loperamide (20 rubles)
Iodomarin (220 rubles) and Potassium iodide (100 rubles)
Cavinton (580 rubles) and Vinpocetine (200 rubles)
Claritin (180 rubles) and Lorahexal (60 rubles)
Klacid (600 rubles) and Clarithromycin (180 rubles)
Lazolvan (320 rubles) and Ambroxol (20 rubles)
Lamisil (400 rubles) and Terbinafine (100 rubles)
Lioton-1000 (350 rubles) and Heparin-acrygel 1000 (120 rubles)
Lomilan (150 rubles) and Lorahexal (50 rubles)
Maxidex (120 rubles) and Dexamethasone (40 rubles)
Midriacil (360 rubles) and Tropicamide (120 rubles)
Miramistin (200 rubles) and Chlorhexidine (10 rubles)
Movalis (410 rubles) and Meloxicam (80 rubles)
Neuromultivit (250 rubles) and Pentovit (50 rubles)
Normodipin (620 rubles) and Amlodipine (40 rubles)
Omez (180 rubles) and Omeprazole (50 rubles)
Panangin (140 rubles) and Asparkam (10 rubles)
Pantogam (350 rubles) and Pantocalcin (230 rubles)
Rinonorm (50 rubles) and Rinostop (20 rubles)
Sumamed (450 rubles) and Azithromycin (90 rubles)
Trental (200 rubles) and Pentoxifylline (50 rubles)
Trichopol (90 rubles) and Metronidazole (10 rubles)
Troxevasin (220 rubles) and Troxerutin (110 rubles)
Ultop (270 rubles) and Omeprazole (50 rubles)
Fastum-gel (250 rubles) and Ketoprofen (70 rubles)
Finlepsin (280 rubles) and Carbamazepine (50 rubles)
Flucostat (200 rubles) and Fluconazole (20 rubles)
Furamag (380 rubles) and Furagin (40 rubles)
Hemomycin (300 rubles) and Azithromycin (100 rubles)
Enap (150 rubles) and Enalapril (70 rubles)
Ercefuril (400 rubles) and Furazolidone (40 rubles)

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The change of the calendar year is associated with changes for the better. From the new year I will start a new life: I will remarry, have a new child (a new apartment or closet). But, as practice shows, the first thing that sometimes “starts up” is new diseases or an exacerbation of old ones. And pharmacists know this firsthand.

Pharmacy clairvoyance

A pharmacist is a professional with a capital "F". He has been pronouncing the name “cyclopentanperhydrophenanthrene” since his student days. He knows several thousand drugs “by sight” and remembers when, how and how many times a day they should be drunk. But the skills of a pharmacist do not end there.

Long days, and sometimes nights, spent at the pharmacy counter, they learn to make diagnoses according to the prescriptions that the client holds out, and simply according to the drugs that he buys. Therefore, pharmacists sometimes before doctors can ascertain the beginning of an epidemic of influenza or trichomoniasis. And what do New Year's drug sales tell the pharmacist's mind?

aspirin syndrome

Aspirin and its combinations are popularly referred to as "hangover cures". Stocks of drugs of this group in pharmacies are replenished a couple of weeks before the New Year, because during the holidays they simply “fly away” from the shelves. Those who like to drink too much and just those who have overestimated their capabilities, rush to pharmacies in a continuous stream for headache remedies.

By the way, many of those affected by the toxic effects of ethyl alcohol already know that the effectiveness of drugs in such cases is not so high. And indeed. Most anti-hangover drugs contain banal acetylsalicylic acid in combination with sodium bicarbonate and citric acid (Alka-Seltzer) or glycine (Alka-Prim). It is unlikely that such complexes have a magical property to instantly restore the body. Of course, these drugs will relieve acute pain, but you still have to suffer.

In recent years, detoxifiers have gained some popularity, which remove toxins, as well as scavenge free radicals and protect the liver. But they are not omnipotent either.

Motilium as a companion of a hearty feast

Along with anti-hangover drugs, gastric preparations are also in great demand during the Christmas holidays. First of all, the choice of the celebrants falls on enzyme preparations. And this is quite justified.

To process kilograms of food and liters of drink, the pancreas has to synthesize enzymes in an emergency mode. And yet, at some point, enzyme deficiency, as a rule, manifests itself. Its traditional symptoms are a feeling of fullness in the stomach, belching, flatulence and general discomfort. Festal, Mezim, Pancreatin and other enzyme products will help the pancreas withstand the New Year's blows of fate.

But not only enzymes are fed up with a New Year's Eve citizen. Those poisoned and "tormented by narzan" often prefer dioctahedral smectite (Smecte), which adsorbs alcohol toxins and stops diarrhea. Those who are having fun, who cannot deny themselves the desire to eat everything at once, are reinforced with domperidone (Motilium) preparations, which accelerate the release of the food bolus into the intestines. And those who are already satiated and feel the long-term result of saturation in the form of flatulence take simethicone (Espumizan). It breaks the bubbles of gas and reduces its amount in the intestines, which significantly increases the degree of mood during the New Year's feast and even after it.

Band-aid after wild fun

During the two weeks of the New Year holidays, pharmacists also sell a large supply of painkillers and patches. It is not difficult to explain this trend. Excited by drinks, dishes and TV New Year's lights, people, eager to throw out their emotions, often take to the streets a couple of hours after the New Year. During the New Year and Christmas holidays, you can see how adult flushed uncles and aunts fly down the hills on a children's sleigh. They also play snowballs, go ice-skating and skiing.

And in the morning, the joints and muscles make it clear that they should not be treated so cruelly. Then a banal pepper patch comes to the rescue, warming a stretched muscle or an inflamed joint. And, of course, external ointments with non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (Deep Relief, Diklak), which bring the damaged areas of the body in order.

Allergic Surprises

The fourth group of drugs that occupy a special New Year's position are antiallergic drugs. Children who have eaten too much citrus fruits and chocolate, having swallowed a monthly or even more norm of sweets at once, become covered with a thick pink rash a few days later. Only having noticed an itching child through the prism of a series of feasts, the parents understand that they have made a mistake, leaving the child alone with the New Year's table. And then they can only hide the uneaten tangerines in the far corner and run to the pharmacy for antihistamines.

By the way, it happens that adults also become victims of allergic dermatitis or rhinitis. In a fit of joyful feelings, they can completely forget about their long-time companion, allergies. That is why drugs loratadine (Claritin), cetirizine (Zirtek) and other antiallergic drugs leave the pharmacy shelves in early January.

However, there is still a cure that is great for hangovers, gastrointestinal problems and allergies. It is always at hand and you do not need to go to the pharmacy for it - this is moderation. If you remember it during the festivities, then you simply will not need aspirin, or motilium, or claritin.

Marina Pozdeeva

Photo: thinkstockphotos.com, collage by Alina Trout

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