A comic tale about a turnip both on. Types of productions and mini scenes for a birthday man or woman. Phrases for actors of a cheerful theatrical performance
It's good that now people come to the wedding not only to drink and eat, but also to have fun.
Many guests are happy to participate in games, contests and fairy tales.
At our wedding, our guests had an acting debut - they took part in staging the wedding in a new way "Turnip".
I offer you the scenario of this fairy tale and recommendations for its implementation.
7 people take part (turnip, grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, bug, cat, mouse).
Each hero, 2 minutes before the start of the action, is given the words that he must pronounce whenever he hears his new "proper name".
For example, for the role of a turnip, they chose that man of strong physique in a pink shirt.
Every time he mentions the word “turnip”, he should get up from the chair that stands in the center of the hall and acts as a garden bed, put his hands on his sides and say “Both on!”.
Here's what we got:
TALE ABOUT THE TURP
The grandfather planted "so-so" (the grandfather brings out a turnip and sits on a chair) a turnip "both on".
The turnip "both on" has grown big-very big.
Grandfather began to pull "so-so" turnip "both on." He can’t pull it out (tugged it - the turnip is sitting).
Grandfather called "so-so" grandmother "well, let's go eat already, everything is cold."
Grandmother "well, let's go already, everything is cold" for grandfather "so-so", grandfather "so-so" for the turnip "both on" - they cannot pull it out.
Grandfather called "so so" granddaughter "and I'm a young and free girl." The granddaughter came "and I'm a young and free girl."
Granddaughter "and I'm a young and free girl" for the grandmother "let's go already, everything is cold", grandmother "let's go already, everything is cold" for the grandfather "so so", grandfather "so so" for the turnip "both on".
Grandfather called "so so" Bug "woof-woof". Bug "woof-woof" came running.
The bug "" for the granddaughter "", the granddaughter "" for the grandmother "", the grandmother "" for the grandfather "", the grandfather "" for the turnip "". They pull, they pull - they can’t pull it out (the turnip sits).
Grandfather called "" cat "meow". The cat came running. Cat "" for the Bug "", Bug "" for the granddaughter "", granddaughter "" for the grandmother ", grandmother "" for the "grandfather", grandfather "" for the turnip "".
They pull, they pull, they can't pull.
Grandfather called "" mouse "wee-wee." The mouse came running. Mouse "for the cat", cat "for the Bug", Bug "for the granddaughter", granddaughter "for the grandmother", grandmother "" for the grandfather, grandfather "" for the turnip "".
They pull, they pull, they can't pull.
They also pushed, pulled, and pulled out the turnip. The main thing is that cats - mice do not fall, otherwise the mouse will rumple the cat.
The turnip gets up, tears off the cap from his head, beats it on the floor and, wiping his tears, leaves.
The facilitator should read the text slowly so that each participant has time to say their words. As a rule, it turns out very funny.
It is especially funny when a sort of donut plays the mouse, and then it becomes clear why it was so easy with her help to complete agricultural work on harvesting turnips in a single garden of a private agricultural entrepreneur! Hooray!
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| Anonymous | And that's exactly what I was looking for, thanks. My husband has a birthday, we will celebrate in nature, people need to be entertained, and not just drunk, so that they remember, I think it will be fun. Not bad if the role of the mouse solving the whole problem went to the leader or the hero of the occasion. Seven players-characters of the fairy tale Repka take part. The leader assigns roles. The game is suitable for both children and adults. You can choose the replicas of the heroes - which ones you like best. or come up with your own. Be careful! 2nd player will grandfather. When the facilitator says the word "grandfather", the player must say "I would kill" or "I would have killed, e-mae" 3rd player will grandmother. When the facilitator says the word "grandmother", the player must say "Oh-oh" or « Where are my 17 years? 4th player will granddaughter. When the facilitator says the word "granddaughter", the player must say "I'm not ready yet" or "I'm not ready" 5th player will bug. When the host says the word "Bug", the player must say "woof-woof" or "Well, you fucking give, dog work" 6th player will cat. When the facilitator says the word "cat", the player must say "Meow meow" or "Get the dog off the playground! I'm allergic to her fur! I don’t work without valerian!” 7th player will mouse. When the facilitator says the word "mouse", the player must say "Pee" or "All about kay, gore you a mosquito!" The game begins, the host tells a fairy tale, and the players voice it. Leading: Dear viewers! See a fairy tale in a new way, don't you want to? Surprisingly familiar, but with some additions ... in one, well, very rural, area very far from fame, there lived a grandfather. (Grandfather appears). grandmother: Where are my 17 years old? You can, as a punishment for those who stray, come up with a fine, for example, jump 5 times (for children) or drink a glass (for adults). Fairy tale "Turnip - 2" - in a new way The second tale is more complicated because, in addition to words, each actor needs to make appropriate movements. Therefore, before the fairy tale, right in front of the audience, you can rehearse. Roles and their description: Fairy tales can be played in the same way "Teremok", "Kolobok" etc. If you want, you can make masks. Print on a color printer and cut out, enlarging the picture to the desired size - depending on who needs the masks (for children or adults).
Fairy tale, fairy tale! Everyone says they are only good for toddlers. This is empty fiction. Adults love fairy tales just as much as children. And they know how to have fun sometimes, like children. To check this, you just need to turn to fairy tales for parties. Here's a funny tale of Turnip in roles to diversify the evening. Russian fairy tale for the holidays for adultsA fairy tale for a corporate party has become incredibly popular relatively recently. There is never a shortage of participants, everyone wants to be the heroes of fairy tales. Everyone especially likes it when a fairy tale is costumed. If the holiday is led by professionals, they prepare fabulous attributes in advance. Wigs, ties, masks, children's pipes and drums are hidden in their storerooms. But is it only interesting to play a funny fairy tale at corporate parties? Many guests also gather for home holidays, they can also be entertained with a cheerful reincarnation. The famous old Russian fairy tale "About the Turnip" in its original version and with an unusual text will amuse everyone present, give the evening ease and good mood. Reworked funny tale Turnip by roles on video: A few tips to help make the performance truly memorable:
The text of the skit for reading to the presenter and actors
Can't get it out of the ground. My grandfather had to call my grandmother. She came to help her grandfather. They began to pull a turnip from the ground. The grandmother grabbed the grandfather, and the grandfather pulls the turnip. What's happened? Again, nothing works. The grandmother called her granddaughter. The granddaughter came running, began to help her grandfather and grandmother. They grabbed each other, pulled themselves together, but nothing came of it: the turnip was sitting tight. The granddaughter decided to call the dog Zhuchka. Bug rushed over, glad that she could help. They stood in a chain one after another: behind the grandfather - the woman, behind the woman - the granddaughter, behind the granddaughter - the Bug. They took a turnip, but there is no result. As the turnip sat firmly in the ground, so it sits. The bug had to call the Cat. And she is right there. Not heavy together, pull, pull, pull, pull. Yes, what is it? What a big turnip! Calling Cat Mouse. Baby's last hope. Water wears away a stone, and in this case too: everyone holds on tightly to each other - they pull a turnip. One - two! So they pulled out a turnip! Phrases for actors of a cheerful theatrical performance
Turnip: Man, hands off, I'm still underage! Grandpa: Well, you must! Grandmother: Grandfather no longer satisfies me. Granddaughter: Let's hurry up, I'll be so late for the disk drive! Bug: I'm not a Bug, have you forgotten? I'm a bug! Cat: Give me some valerian! Mouse: Wow! Earned! Such fairy tales are in demand both at home and at parties at work. You can come up with your own lines for the characters. Everyone knows his colleagues and household well, all the guests who will gather for the holiday. In accordance with the level of education, the ability to laugh at oneself, one should choose phrases for fairy-tale heroes. The host must be very attentive to every word that will sound at the party in the text of the fairy tale. It is better to offer such entertainment to all guests when several toasts have already been said, when everyone has already got to know each other, if there are any. When everyone is ready to accept any jokes, you can offer to become actors for a while and play an impromptu theater. If the guests know each other well, everything will go off with a bang! Everything that happens can be filmed, and then carefully demonstrated to all participants in the theatrical performance. Laugh at yourself together, catch fire with the idea of staging a new fairy tale - and now there is something to do at the next holiday. In preparation for the next party, you can give the task to all guests to make costumes for the next characters in the fairy tale. You can think over the plot and phrases of future heroes in advance. Scene-Tale about Turnip with roles 3.9 (77.78%) 9 votesIt's good to be in groups. Select characters and give them words. Each character only speaks one line. Though in advanced years Grandfather: We will live vigorous mother! Leading: Granddaughter: Well, think about it! Leading: Leading: Cat: Where do you roam my happiness? Leading: Mouse: Fir-trees sha atas! Leading: Grandfather: We will live, vigorous mother! Leading: Leading: Grandfather: We will live, vigorous mother! Grandfather: We will live, vigorous mother! Leading: Grandmother: For another, strength is needed! Leading: Granddaughter: Well, think about it! Leading: Dog: Give me something to eat, I don't have enough bones! Leading: Leading: Turnip: Now I'm your first friend! Leading: Grandfather: We will live, vigorous mother! Leading: Mouse: Ely-paly sha atas! Leading: Turnip: Now I'm your first friend! Leading: Mouse: Fir-trees sha atas! |
One day my grandfather decided to grow a turnip in his garden. No sooner said than done. He planted a turnip. Time has passed. Grandfather went out in the morning into the garden, began to pull the turnip. What is it?
And these words should be distributed to the “actors”, they will say them every time they are mentioned by the presenters.