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When some people get in a bad mood, they start to stink...

They say: "Beauty will save the world," but I think it's impudence... to dump such a responsibility on me!

Oh, how tired I am of glory! For those who don't want to come...

I want to get sick with such a disease that the doctor writes in the prescription: CHAMPAGNE and SEX ...

How nice it is when people themselves realize that they are no longer worthy of being my friends and leave.

Darling! For your sake, I am ready for anything: to swim across the ocean, to jump into the abyss! Know that on the way to you I am not afraid of any difficulties and difficulties, I will overcome everything! I love you!!! P.S. I'll be there on Sunday if it doesn't rain.

Classmates evil! won't let me sleep! all! got ready, went for a knife to cut the cord! ... after 2 hours, hooray happened! I glued the cord!!! I'm on Odnoklassniki!

Yes, I’m generally a cool save no, and most importantly modest.

Naaa! take the ruble, as you know your worth, you will return the change.

Mom said, she’ll sail and leave, yes ... It’s a pity that he left, but how cool he was a sailor ...

I am a creative girl. I want to create, I want to create.

It is interesting what is shown on the Shkolnik channel at 2.15 am in the German with Pleasure program.

I really wanted to sleep with her. But isn't self-restraint a sign of an established personality?

The rooster sings even the morning when they put it in the soup.

Heaven is accepted not on merit, but on patronage, otherwise you would have remained outside the threshold, but would have let your dog in.

The dog in the muzzle barks backwards.

Got sick! Fever, runny nose, sore throat! I crawled under the covers and breathe boiled potatoes, just in case I grabbed a fork, mushrooms and vodka, I hope it will help.

Life is a big supermarket! Take what you want, but remember: there is a cashier ahead and you have to pay for everything ...

Now there are cotigoria in friends: Relatives, best friends, colleagues, school friends, university friends: It remains only to add? » cool dudes, Booze together, And who the hell knows what they added!!!

Once they asked a wise old man. Why does a woman have so many headaches? The elder answered with the truth. “Only weak men give a woman a headache. From strong, real men - she is spinning ..

And why did not a single suicide bomber think of getting into the 'House 2' project?

In order to find a common language with a man, you need to bite

One has only to want and any woman will be at your feet. The main thing is to hit the jaw accurately.

THE SOUL ASKS FOR A HOLIDAY...PURSE OF MERCY...THE BRAIN IN SHOCK!!!

Be very careful of taxi drivers. They are all maniacs - they always ask: "Vaskuda ?!"

When asked why I was born, I will answer: “For fame, money and men!”

Do you also yell at the things you hit?

If every person has a guardian angel, then mine either sleeps somewhere or swells hard.

In life, like in the rain, there comes a moment when it just doesn't matter anymore.

Looking for the meaning of life. I will find and hide!

May you, my friends, drown in love!!! Yes, so that you fell into the abyss of tenderness !!! May you disappear in the Maldives for a month!!! Yes, I don't want to see you sad!

When it’s bad at heart, and Nescafe doesn’t go down your throat, you call me soon, we’ll scrape together for vodka!

If a black cat with 2 empty buckets crosses your path, you definitely don’t expect happiness.

I feel like wet salt in a salt shaker ... I don’t get enough sleep!

The blanket ran away, the sheet flew away, they would have let go as soon as possible before mom came!

Taking over the world is half the battle... The main thing is how to rule it on the sly from the orderlies!

Women's motto: "Fight and seek, find and ... do not give!!!"

If you got lucky once in your life,

For example, a layer of gold was found.

That will always be found asshole,

What he sees and of course surrenders.

No matter how many bad things are said about me, I always have something to add. 113

Nothing limits your actions like the phrase "do whatever you want"... 84

Guys get jealous when they love. Girls get jealous even when they don't love. 85

Can't find a way for me? Get around! 243 (1) - cool statuses

Comrade, let's go through to clarify the cash ... 17

Nothing strengthens faith in a person like a 100% prepayment. 29

If you know exactly who is to blame - do not give yourself away. 56

I walk with closed eyes and a smile from ear to ear, to meet future happiness, through a field of rakes... 125

From the statement: "How do I all ..." Crossed out. “Like I have you all…” Crossed out. “Yes, would you all go to ...” Crossed out. "Please grant me another vacation." 37

Dear Money! I miss you very much. I promise to buy you a new wallet. If you want, you can invite your relatives from Europe or America - I will not object. I will accept everyone! 38

I want chronic health, progressive happiness, recurrent success, hypertensive salary, and an eternally pregnant wallet without the threat of miscarriage!))) 51

The best way to test a guy for loyalty is to ask the sleeping man, in the morning, the question: "Will you go to yours or will you stay with me?" 76

According to statistics, the phrase "What a huge he is!" most often heard by a spider. 75

Briefly about myself: Year of manufacture 1991, Mileage 20, Light color, Height 162, Blue headlights, Documents on hand, Tuning is present, The body is not broken, not rusty, The roof is in place, but there are no brakes. All options, looking for some with a half turn. 65

You can’t look in the mirror when you eat - you’ll eat your happiness. And when you drink, you drink. And in the toilet, it’s better not to hang a mirror at all ... 74

Sex is when he wants it, erotica is when she wants it, porn is when both of them want it. 52

No money to change wardrobe - change jobs! For the new team, all your old clothes are new. 38

Flowers should be without a reason... Happiness should be unique... House - warm... Weather - no matter what the weather is! But love should be mutual. 52

All people bring happiness - some by their presence, others by their absence) 74

What would I give to a person who has everything? I would punch him in the jaw. 21

If men knew what women think, they would court twenty times more boldly. 46

Soul to soul, only matryoshkas can live. 73

I need to call my mom, tell me where I am. - Hello, mom? Where I am? 55

The little boy was watching porn. I did not understand the film, but I sweated a lot. 30

The main thing is that they are waiting for you at home, and not waiting 60

Chocolate is twice as tasty if you can’t) 45

The Lord keeps us all. It's just that everyone has a different shelf life. 55

I am kept by the great ancient Egyptian god of peace and tranquility - DANUNAH. 77

Every day, people around me prove to me that life without a brain is real. 76

Nobody dies a virgin: life will fuck us all. 38

There are many topics for statuses, and one of the main ones is the meaning in life. On the Tvoi-Status website, we have collected the best collections of statuses about life with meaning. Each of us has a varied life full of events. Some are good, others not so much, often you want to tell your friends about them. Different situations related to everyday life with work, study at school or institute. Life situations that we have to overcome daily make us wiser, giving experience in the pursuit of happiness. A full life is not possible without communication with people, and the main role in communication in today's world is given by the Internet. If a situation arises in life in which advice or help is needed, first of all, we read the experience of other people and write, then we write about our own. In order to make it easier to express thoughts, we have created a site where you will find the best collections of statuses, both new ones from 2018 and old ones from 2017. The collections contain smart quotes about the meaning of life, phrases sad to tears about parting, cool expressions about beautiful love, good statuses about changes in life, interesting ones about life from scratch and "boomerang". Statuses are suitable for VK (Contact) and Odnoklassniki.

The best collections of statuses about life with meaning

If an interesting, or maybe piquant situation has developed in your life, tell your friends about it with the help of an intriguing status. You can find the right status with us that will display your thoughts. Philosophical, beautiful and wise statuses about life experience will definitely please your friends and help you think about something really important. Positive and cheerful statuses will tell about happiness, love and a new life. Short and beautiful sayings for women will make others jealous of a good, happy family life and children. Funny and funny will make others smile.

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✔ Our life would be meaningless without love, happiness and joy...Our life would be meaningless without family, peace and friends...

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✔ The greatest hatred arises for those who managed to touch the heart, and then spat into the soul.

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✔ Even if you have nothing, you have a life that has everything

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✔ Know how to survive the moment when everything seems to be lost

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✔ The main thing is to leave and not look back. Look back, remember. Remember, you'll regret it. Sorry, come back. Come back and start all over again.

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✔ Every minute you get mad at someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you will never get back.

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✔ Appreciate what you have now until you lose it, otherwise it will be too late...

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✔ Vanity... - days run by in a row... Emptiness... - I don't dream about you anymore... Maeta... - I don't know what to do... Blindness... - and a pack of wolves is circling... And only melancholy... From edge to edge... Destroys the days, sweeping everything with it...

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✔ The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions is a statistic

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✔ Goodbye and this is forever... we won't see each other forever. What a pity that a vile soul in such a beautiful person ....

• As long as I'm not married, I can do whatever I want! And when I get married, then what I want, my husband will also do ...
• You can build a house, raise a son, but one day you don’t hammer a nail at home - and that’s it, you are no longer a man.
• The main thing is that your loved one suits you. Not scandals...
• As long as there are legs - the road does not end, as long as there is a butt, something HAPPENS with her !!
• Intuition is the ability to smell the head backwards.

Funny statuses for all occasions

• Chemists have the hardest time after high school. They know how to blow up or poison any person, but they hold on.
• You never get tired of looking at a burning fire, flowing water and 22 men running after one ball.
• Hello, I'm Alex! You can just Lyosha! - Hello, I'm Akaki...just Akaki.
• Natasha turned pale in the morning and deleted her Instagram, and it all started with just a hundred grams.
• Life must be lived in such a way that pigeons, flying over your monument, endure out of respect.
• Cool statuses about life - I went to the store. The seller, smiling, asks: What does the girl want? I answer: The girl wants champagne, a good man and a cool car, but she came for bread.
• Actors kiss for 7 seasons in a row and do not fall in love with each other, and when someone holds the door for me, I think about it for 4 months.
• If you brought joy - come in without knocking!
• I love when everyone loves me. And then I patiently endure everyone too.
• When I was 7 years old, I played with one boy in the family. Picked him up from work and he ate the sand pies I made for him. Now I am 20 years old. And it was the most serious relationship in my life.
• Only in Russia, in order to take an exam, you need to pass an exam, thanks to which you will get to the exam.
• Get a job with stingy bosses. Miser pays twice!
• The longer you hold the tail with a pipe, the longer the ass remains uncovered.
• I don’t want to say anything bad about myself, but if I were a princess locked in a castle with a dragon, then brave knights would storm this castle in the hope of saving the dragon.
• Adulthood is when "March home!" it's not the mother who screams, but the wife.
• Of course, you can go to the gym, eat healthy food, take care of the body ... But I drink - I chose the soul.
• When I was 14-15 years old, hunched over in my grandmother's garden, I liked to listen to Rammstein and thought that it worked very well for him. Cheerfully so, rhythmically. Now I think that it works well not under Rammstein, but when they pay.
• Like it or not, but want to want!
• Recently, the phrase "Dear girls" has taken on a slightly different connotation.
• Monte Carlo. Going to meet the wishes of customers, local beggars agreed to accept credit cards.
• In the morning, when I see myself in the mirror, I want to marry a plastic surgeon. In the afternoon - for the cook. In the evening - for a massage therapist. Windy me.
• Being a fisherman is much cheaper than being a hunter. Because when you drank for three days and slept with other people's women, and then bought fish for an excuse - this is one money, and when you bought a wild boar or a deer - this is completely different money.
• Many at work began to appear fitness bracelets. So plankton pumped up to phytoplankton...
• Cool life statuses for all occasions - Having not stinted on beauties for the Russian people, nature did not save on fools either.
• There is no perpetual motion machine in the world, but there are eternal brakes...