Statuses for all occasions are new. Statuses about life. Funny statuses for all occasions
There are many topics for statuses, and one of the main ones is the meaning in life. On the Tvoi-Status website, we have collected the best collections of statuses about life with meaning. Each of us has a varied life full of events. Some are good, others not so much, often you want to tell your friends about them. Different situations related to everyday life with work, study at school or institute. Life situations that we have to overcome daily make us wiser, giving experience in the pursuit of happiness. A full life is not possible without communication with people, and the main role in communication in today's world is given by the Internet. If a situation arises in life in which advice or help is needed, first of all, we read the experience of other people and write, then we write about our own. In order to make it easier to express thoughts, we have created a site where you will find the best collections of statuses, both new ones from 2018 and old ones from 2017. The collections contain smart quotes about the meaning of life, phrases sad to tears about parting, cool expressions about beautiful love, good statuses about changes in life, interesting ones about life from scratch and "boomerang". Statuses are suitable for VK (Contact) and Odnoklassniki.
The best collections of statuses about life with meaning
If an interesting, or maybe piquant situation has developed in your life, tell your friends about it with the help of an intriguing status. You can find the right status with us that will display your thoughts. Philosophical, beautiful and wise statuses about life experience will definitely please your friends and help you think about something really important. Positive and cheerful statuses will tell about happiness, love and a new life. Short and beautiful sayings for women will make others jealous of a good, happy family life and children. Funny and funny will make others smile.
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✔ Our life would be meaningless without love, happiness and joy...Our life would be meaningless without family, peace and friends...
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✔ The greatest hatred arises for those who managed to touch the heart, and then spat into the soul.
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✔ Even if you have nothing, you have a life that has everything
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✔ Know how to survive the moment when everything seems to be lost
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✔ The main thing is to leave and not look back. Look back, remember. Remember, you'll regret it. Sorry, come back. Come back and start all over again.
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✔ Every minute you get mad at someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you will never get back.
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✔ Appreciate what you have now until you lose it, otherwise it will be too late...
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✔ Vanity... - days run by in a row... Emptiness... - I don't dream about you anymore... Maeta... - I don't know what to do... Blindness... - and a pack of wolves is circling... And only melancholy... From edge to edge... Destroys the days, sweeping everything with it...
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✔ The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions is a statistic
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✔ Goodbye and this is forever... we won't see each other forever. What a pity that a vile soul in such a beautiful person ....
It's time to put up, tomorrow is payday ...
For tomorrow I have a tantrum and shopping
I didn’t get better - I was swollen with pride.
I'm wearing headphones. I don't like my ears.
Your own dog "does things", someone else's - crap ...
Awesome male logic: “offend your girlfriend and be offended by her because it offended her!”
Men, have you ever been embarrassed by the phrase:
“I already did! Go to eat!" ???
Come to visit me: with daisies (because I'm a girl) and with a bottle of whiskey (because I'm that girl).
I learned to find a way out of the most confusing situations!
Only one thing is striking, how do I find the entrance there!?
All in pairs, and I'm in bars.
Let's light a fire, shall we? I've cut so much wood...
Checkmate is like Raffaello. Instead of a thousand words…
I hear - someone walks in the closet ... I open it, and there dresses go out of fashion!
You've been staring blankly out the window for 15 minutes!
- Back off, I'm walking))
Life doesn't change us, people change us.
What?
Soon Valentine's Day?
Damn, I forgot to get a boyfriend again
After the candy-bouquet period in a relationship, the casserole-cutlet begins!
I fell ill with a good mood ... I will not take sick leave! Let people get infected... =)
At night, you can’t lie down comfortably, but in the morning, damn it, no matter how you lie down, it’s COMFORTABLE ...
Today, for the first time in six months, I opened the cover of the system unit and realized where the garbage was removed from the basket ...
If a man says that you will live forever in his heart - do not flatter yourself, perhaps he has a hostel there.
Most women for some reason believe that they only say stupid things when they are drunk.
Yesterday I bought a dress: it came up super, tyutelka in tyutelka. Today I measured - not enough. Probably the tyutki have grown ...
Sometimes a day is more precious than a year, sometimes a year is not worth a day.
Scientists came to the conclusion that there is life on Mars, and on Mars they came to the conclusion that they were dumb on earth for a long time.
I will buy myself a dog. I'll call her Good. Here you come home, and there is always good.
I didn’t need to dry my hair with a hairdryer, otherwise my thoughts scattered ... =)
It would be nice in the evening to put the wallet on recharging. You get up in the morning, check - full.
Hi dear. How is it going? How are the elbows?… Delicious?
A girl who doesn't drink doesn't know how her exes are doing...
There should be a man in a woman, and not some kind of mystery !!!)))
At the end of the tunnel is not a dead end, and not even an exit. There is a mirror that reflects your light.
But there was a time when we really did not understand why adults drink alcohol ...
My sexual fantasy for the weekend is to sleep in all positions.
The day started well, and then I woke up.
He began repairs in the style of "hi-tech". Finished in the style of "let's not say so" ...
Just imagine that a person is sitting somewhere and stroking your avatar with the cursor! 😉
It's a pity that there is no "International Day of the Goat". I would like to congratulate some...
“A woman is a complex creature - even the key to her heart must be inserted in a completely different place”
Nothing excites a woman like a discount - 70%
MEN!!! Don't bother with gifts for your lady. Just go to the first jewelry store you find!!!
And in joy, and in grief, whatever the stress, keep under control - brains, tongue and weight!
You have to try everything in life. The main thing is not to start with the Internet.
Save from partying - take it as a wife!
As long as you don't like life, it passes
Summer is coming, and I have nothing to undress.
With us, girls, everything is simple: long hair needs to be cut, short hair needs to be extended, straight curls, and curly hair straighten.
And it all started with the thought: "Come on ... I'll add him as a friend."
Soul on the sea, ass on a chair.
It's great to be a new mother on maternity leave! I jumped up at 6 o'clock, fed, washed, played peek-a-boo, cooked dinner, fed, put me to bed, washed, fed, played peek-a-boo, bought, put me to bed, you can go and comb ...)))
When some people get in a bad mood, they start to stink...
They say: "Beauty will save the world," but I think it's impudence... to dump such a responsibility on me!
Oh, how tired I am of glory! For those who don't want to come...
I want to get sick with such a disease that the doctor writes in the prescription: CHAMPAGNE and SEX ...
How nice it is when people themselves realize that they are no longer worthy of being my friends and leave.
Darling! For your sake, I am ready for anything: to swim across the ocean, to jump into the abyss! Know that on the way to you I am not afraid of any difficulties and difficulties, I will overcome everything! I love you!!! P.S. I'll be there on Sunday if it doesn't rain.
Classmates evil! won't let me sleep! all! got ready, went for a knife to cut the cord! ... after 2 hours, hooray happened! I glued the cord!!! I'm on Odnoklassniki!
Yes, I’m generally a cool save no, and most importantly modest.
Naaa! take the ruble, as you know your worth, you will return the change.
Mom said, she’ll sail and leave, yes ... It’s a pity that he left, but how cool he was a sailor ...
I am a creative girl. I want to create, I want to create.
It is interesting what is shown on the Shkolnik channel at 2.15 am in the German with Pleasure program.
I really wanted to sleep with her. But isn't self-restraint a sign of an established personality?
The rooster sings even the morning when they put it in the soup.
Heaven is accepted not on merit, but on patronage, otherwise you would have remained outside the threshold, but would have let your dog in.
The dog in the muzzle barks backwards.
Got sick! Fever, runny nose, sore throat! I crawled under the covers and breathe boiled potatoes, just in case I grabbed a fork, mushrooms and vodka, I hope it will help.
Life is a big supermarket! Take what you want, but remember: there is a cashier ahead and you have to pay for everything ...
Now there are cotigoria in friends: Relatives, best friends, colleagues, school friends, university friends: It remains only to add? » cool dudes, Booze together, And who the hell knows what they added!!!
Once they asked a wise old man. Why does a woman have so many headaches? The elder answered with the truth. “Only weak men give a woman a headache. From strong, real men - she is spinning ..
And why did not a single suicide bomber think of getting into the 'House 2' project?
In order to find a common language with a man, you need to bite
One has only to want and any woman will be at your feet. The main thing is to hit the jaw accurately.
THE SOUL ASKS FOR A HOLIDAY...PURSE OF MERCY...THE BRAIN IN SHOCK!!!
Be very careful of taxi drivers. They are all maniacs - they always ask: "Vaskuda ?!"
When asked why I was born, I will answer: “For fame, money and men!”
Do you also yell at the things you hit?
If every person has a guardian angel, then mine either sleeps somewhere or swells hard.
In life, like in the rain, there comes a moment when it just doesn't matter anymore.
Looking for the meaning of life. I will find and hide!
May you, my friends, drown in love!!! Yes, so that you fell into the abyss of tenderness !!! May you disappear in the Maldives for a month!!! Yes, I don't want to see you sad!
When it's bad at heart, and "Nescafe" does not go down the throat, you call me soon, we'll scrape together for vodka!
If a black cat with 2 empty buckets crosses your path, you definitely don’t expect happiness.
I feel like wet salt in a salt shaker ... I don’t get enough sleep!
The blanket ran away, the sheet flew away, they would have let go as soon as possible before mom came!
Taking over the world is half the battle... The main thing is how to rule it on the sly from the orderlies!
Women's motto: "Fight and seek, find and ... do not give!!!"
If you got lucky once in your life,
For example, a layer of gold was found.
That will always be found asshole,
What he sees and of course surrenders.
No matter how many bad things are said about me, I always have something to add. 113
Nothing limits your actions like the phrase "do whatever you want"... 84
Guys get jealous when they love. Girls get jealous even when they don't love. 85
Can't find a way for me? Get around! 243 (1) - cool statuses
Comrade, let's go through to clarify the cash ... 17
Nothing strengthens faith in a person like a 100% prepayment. 29
If you know exactly who is to blame - do not give yourself away. 56
I walk with closed eyes and a smile from ear to ear, to meet future happiness, through a field of rakes... 125
From the statement: "How do I all ..." Crossed out. “Like I have you all…” Crossed out. “Yes, would you all go to ...” Crossed out. "Please grant me another vacation." 37
Dear Money! I miss you very much. I promise to buy you a new wallet. If you want, you can invite your relatives from Europe or America - I will not object. I will accept everyone! 38
I want chronic health, progressive happiness, recurrent success, hypertensive salary, and an eternally pregnant wallet without the threat of miscarriage!))) 51
The best way to test a guy for loyalty is to ask the sleeping man, in the morning, the question: "Will you go to yours or will you stay with me?" 76
According to statistics, the phrase "What a huge he is!" most often heard by a spider. 75
Briefly about myself: Year of manufacture 1991, Mileage 20, Light color, Height 162, Blue headlights, Documents on hand, Tuning is present, The body is not broken, not rusty, The roof is in place, but there are no brakes. All options, looking for some with a half turn. 65
You can’t look in the mirror when you eat - you’ll eat your happiness. And when you drink, you drink. And in the toilet, it’s better not to hang a mirror at all ... 74
Sex is when he wants it, erotica is when she wants it, porn is when both of them want it. 52
No money to change wardrobe - change jobs! For the new team, all your old clothes are new. 38
Flowers should be without a reason... Happiness should be unique... House - warm... Weather - no matter what the weather is! But love should be mutual. 52
All people bring happiness - some by their presence, others by their absence) 74
What would I give to a person who has everything? I would punch him in the jaw. 21
If men knew what women think, they would court twenty times more boldly. 46
Soul to soul, only matryoshkas can live. 73
I need to call my mom, tell me where I am. - Hello, mom? Where I am? 55
The little boy was watching porn. I did not understand the film, but I sweated a lot. 30
The main thing is that they are waiting for you at home, and not waiting 60
Chocolate is twice as tasty if you can’t) 45
The Lord keeps us all. It's just that everyone has a different shelf life. 55
I am kept by the great ancient Egyptian god of peace and tranquility - DANUNAH. 77
Every day, people around me prove to me that life without a brain is real. 76
Nobody dies a virgin: life will fuck us all. 38