Theatrical congratulations on the anniversary of a man. Congratulations from fairy-tale heroes. Funny contest "Y-y-ytsa"
How are you going to wish happy birthday? Read the poems from the postcard? Is it interesting? No, it's very boring and banal. It is necessary to arrange something new and such that everyone will laugh and have fun. Or more precisely, show the original birthday greetings in the form of a scene. And then all the guests, and the birthday boy, will hold on to their tummies with laughter. Look at the scenes and decide if they suit you or not.
Scene 1.
For this scene, it is best to find a woman who is not familiar to the birthday man. She will play the role of a cleaning lady. Everything happens like this:
At some point, a friend gets up and asks the birthday boy to stand up. The birthday boy approaches a friend to congratulate him. A friend begins his congratulatory speech and then a cleaning lady enters the hall. She has a bucket of water and a mop in her hands. She starts scrubbing the floors and talking loudly. Her exemplary speech:
How tired I am of all this! They are just celebrating here, and I have to clean up after them. And by the way, I'm a scientist! I have diplomas from Brezhnev himself! And they only come here to drink vodka. Eh, douse them with water from a bucket!
As the cleaning lady speaks her curses and outrages, the friend tries to smooth things over and invites the cleaning lady to leave so as not to interfere with their celebration. He even helps her carry a bucket of water. The cleaner leaves, and the friend comes back to the birthday boy. At this moment, the cleaner runs into the hall screaming again with the same bucket and shouting:
- but I still pour water on you!
A friend hides behind the birthday boy and the cleaner pours the contents of the bucket on the birthday boy! Everyone is frightened and alarmed, but ... there is no water in the bucket. And the confetti! Just when a friend escorted the cleaner out the door, she changed the buckets there.
Here is such an unusual congratulations.
Scene 2
For the second scene, you need to dress two guests in Chinese. Their role is simple - to go out and play the Chinese. Everything is simple, but if you manage to dress and play, then everyone will laugh until you drop.
And here is the scene itself:
Scene 3
The scene is called the hunter and the hares.
Enter the hall on skis. He is tired, he has a gun on his shoulder.
Hunter:
Do you have a birthday?
I have a present!
I've been chasing him for a long time
Very exhausted!
I'll wet my throat
And I'll give you a gift!
(the hunter is brought a glass, he drinks)
And my gift is simple,
He is eared and furry!
Bunnies, come on out!
Birthday girl (ku) dance!
Guests come out dressed in bunny costumes. They dance and sing a song to the motive - But we don't care, even though we are afraid of the wolf and the fox!
We also have scenes that will amuse guests and make your holiday more joyful.
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Unfortunately, a birthday is only once a year, and an anniversary is even rarer. That is why the round date is celebrated magnificently and on a grand scale. And for the holiday to be a success, the script must have cool scenes. For a man's anniversary, for example, you can take some of our articles.
Birthday is a bright holiday
It doesn't matter how old a man is - 55, 40 or 30, cool scenes for an anniversary will always be appropriate. They allow you to bring a special atmosphere of fun and jokes to the holiday. But in order not to inadvertently offend the feelings of the owner of the holiday, it is not worth making fun of the negative aspects of the hero of the day or other participants in the celebration in the production. Remember the golden rule: it is better to play with virtues in a colorful and bright way than to joke about shortcomings.
Particularly interesting on the anniversary of a man are funny scenes with dressing up, although here you will have to make some efforts in advance and do some preparatory work. Read the script carefully and prepare the clothes for each character in the play. It would be useful if the guests could rehearse and learn the words in advance.
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- Anniversary Contest Ideas
So, the theoretical part is over, it's time to move on to practice.
It's good that today is a holiday
Cool sketches for a man on his 60th birthday can be of a congratulatory, comic or introductory nature. Today, your attention is invited to a simple scene that can introduce all the participants of the event to each other. The organization of the performance should be as follows:
- A small group of people come out in front of all the guests and stand in a row.
- The first three lines are repeated throughout the text, they must be pronounced by everyone together with breaks for the speech of other participants.
- All text should be pronounced like a pioneer motto.
General text:
Come to your anniversary
Drink and eat
And if they didn't come...
Guest first: Then I would go to the garage!
Fuel oil, a pile of dirt -
What a beauty!
Oh, new carburetor
I'd rather take it apart.
Come to your anniversary
Drink and eat
And if they didn't come...
Second guest: I would have to babysit my grandchildren
Yegor, don't torture the cat!
Oksana - get off the window!
Oh, our woman's share is not so easy.
Come to your anniversary
Drink and eat
And if they didn't come...
Third guest: I would lie on the couch
Watch our football.
Where are you crooked!
Give it to the left and back
Hit the gate!
Eh, I would beat them.
Come to your anniversary
Drink and eat
And if they didn't come...
Fourth guest: would have to clean up
How much dust! Where is the bucket?
Let's start with the bathroom.
Here we go?
Come to your anniversary
Congratulate, drink, eat.
Anniversary: What if you didn't come?
Guests: Would come anyway!
Mini-sketch congratulations
A congratulation scene for a man's anniversary may contain cool phrases in the form of a toast. The main text with wishes is read out by the host, and the guests only repeat the memorized phrase:
Today is not an easy day
Anniversary we celebrate
And no matter how old
A man is always flourishing.
You need to drink for this!
And we don't mind!
To the hero of the day
We compose praise.
Do you need a drink for this?
And we don't mind!
Good luck, money and health
We wish him with all our heart.
Do you need a drink for this?
And we don't mind!
Our native birthday
Happy Birthday honey!
Golden anniversary - golden gift
Funny scenes for the anniversary of 50 years for a man should correspond to the theme of the holiday. The fiftieth anniversary is considered a golden birthday, and the production of “The Tale of Ryaba the Hen” is perfect for it.
Presenter: There lived a grandfather and grandmother. Grandfather was very old and weak. Most of all he liked to spend time on the stove on a bench.
(The song “Im sexist and I know it” plays, and the grandfather comes out in a suit with a stick, limping, sits on a chair).
Presenter: But our grandmother does not age with her soul. Just look at her: quick, mischievous, funny!
(The song “I’m going all like that” is playing, the grandmother comes out, dancing, sends air kisses to the hall and sits on a chair).
Presenter: And although the grandmother was cocky, she never offended her grandfather. On the contrary, she loved him very much and kissed him:
- first on the right cheek, then on the left;
- first in one knee, then in the other.
Grandfather's legs will hurt - he will massage them, he will break his back - he will massage her, tetanus will attack grandfather - and he will massage him there!
(The song “Lower, lower, just about” is playing, the grandmother gives the grandfather a massage).
Presenter: And my grandfather and grandmother had a chicken Ryaba, but not simple, but magical!
(A melody plays, and a man dressed in a women's sundress with a kokoshnik comes out).
Presenter: And who knows what a decent chicken should do? That's right, testicles. But for this she needs a groom. Meet the Australian Broiler Rooster!
(A man comes out in red shorts and a cap of the same color, flaps his wings and crows).
Presenter: And for a hen to lay an egg, the rooster must take care of her.
(The hen and the rooster dance an incendiary dance together).
Presenter: So they danced, the rooster trampled the chicken a little.
(A screen is pulled onto the stage, behind which the testicle is hidden).
Presenter: A little time passed, and our Ryaba goes to the hospital, where the most intimate process takes place - the birth of an egg.
(The chicken goes behind the screen, there are some movements).
Presenter: And now we'll see what we got out of it? Applause - testicle!
(The screen is removed, and a new character appears on the stage, dressed in a golden egg).
Presenter: And as the grandmother was delighted, the grandfather also shed tears of happiness. Everyone was happy!
And the old people decided to break the egg, and hand over the shell to the pawnshop:
- Grandfather beat-beat, beat-beat and did not break the testicle.
- The grandmother beat the testicle, and bit, and pinched, but did not break it.
Grandfather is crying, grandma is crying, everyone is crying! And then a mouse appears.
(A thin man comes out to the music, dressed in a skirt and a translucent blouse, he has round ears on his head).
Presenter: Every self-respecting mouse should have a tail! Where is he lost?
(An ordinary man appears on the stage and hugs the mouse by the waist).
Presenter: Here the mouse ran quickly, and as it wagged its tail, the testicle rolled into the crack and broke there. Grandpa is crying, grandma is crying. Still, there was such an increase in the pension.
Chicken Ryaba says a word: do not cry parents, in honor of the holiday, I will lay you a new golden egg. Only you should congratulate our hero of the day from me.
Applause is heard, guests and participants in the scene drink to the health of the birthday man.
The script is designed for the solemn part of the anniversary. The text of the script allows you to restore the chronology of the life of the anniversary. At each stage of life, the hero of the occasion will need to be presented with gifts that should be prepared in advance.
The scenario of the anniversary of 55 years for a woman “Wishes can not be counted!”
The script is designed to hold the anniversary of 55 years for a woman. Or rather, this is a congratulation from eminent and famous guests - a wealthy Italian and his respected translator in the district. The Italian national costume should be prepared in advance - knee-length black pants, a white shirt, a red belt, and a wide-brimmed hat.
Anniversary script
Anniversaries are no ordinary birthdays. On this day, a person’s life seems to begin with a new stage, a round date, one might say “report point”. Therefore, this day should be extraordinarily fabulous and colorful. Everything should be just great and indescribable. This script is suitable for adult people, no matter male or female.
Scenario for the anniversary of 30 years "Attention, we are filming the Anniversary!"
Celebration in style - shooting a detective film. All men are dressed in tuxedos, and women are in evening dresses. The anniversary takes place in a restaurant that is rented for the whole evening only for party members. No special design. Guests are warned about their roles.
Scenarios of the women's anniversary "Roses only for you!"
The script is designed for the anniversary, which is celebrated by a woman. The host must prepare roses in advance - flowers cut out of colored cardboard or colored paper. Flowers should be large so that they can later be collected in a huge bouquet.
Scenario for celebrating the 20th anniversary.
The anniversary happens not only when you turn forty, fifty years old, but also when twenty “knocks”. For some reason, you want to celebrate round dates better than “ordinary ones”, and when you are young, it’s insanely fun. This scenario is designed for young people (20-30 years old) who love outdoor activities, it is better to organize a celebration in a separate apartment or in nature.
Anniversary script for a woman
Anniversary or birthday of a woman. Each guest calls a compliment to the Birthday Girl, starting with a letter written on paper, which is under the plate. The most daring men dance an impromptu striptease. All guests are divided into 3 teams and make paper bouquets. Each guest draws on a piece of paper what he wishes for the Birthday Girl. Best Friend Contest.
Scenario for celebrating the 70th anniversary of a man
The script was written to celebrate a man's seventieth birthday. It is perfect for both a professional presenter and for children or grandchildren of the hero of the day. Following this scenario, the holiday will turn out to be warm, sincere and memorable for the hero of the day.
Scenario of the anniversary "If the lady is 35!"
The scenario is intended for holding a birthday in the form of a bachelorette party, which gathers only friends of the birthday girl or her employee. You can spend it at home or book tables in an institution.
Scenario of the anniversary "At 65 years old - a young soul"
The scenario is intended for holding a tea party in honor of the birthday girl, in the house of an elderly person. The celebration should not be delayed, and should be agreed in advance with all participants.
Scenario of the anniversary of a woman - 30 years.
Scenario for celebrating the anniversary of a 30-year-old woman, but can be used for any anniversaries of adults and is held in a spacious room. Leading holiday clowns Kuzya and Anfisa.
Scenario for the anniversary of 50 years for the woman "The most beautiful"
Anniversary for a married woman with children. The script includes music, dance and writing competitions. The main prize of the evening is a ticket for the birthday girl's wish to come true. At the end of the evening, a birthday cake with 50 candles is brought out.
Scenario of the anniversary - 50 years of the woman "Life full of flowers!"
The script is designed to congratulate a woman on her 50th birthday. It is recommended to prepare in advance 5 vases, different in size, and 5 bouquets of flowers - from daisies, from lilies, from roses, from chrysanthemums, from orchids. Each bouquet will symbolize a 10-year milestone in the life of the hero of the day.
The scenario of the anniversary of the 60th anniversary of the woman “You take off, take off me, photographer!”
The scenario is designed for holding a celebration in any room (apartment, cafe, restaurant). The plot revolves around photographs from birth to the present day of the birthday girl herself. Contests as close to the topic as possible (photoshop, we select a wardrobe, collect puzzles with a photo of the hero of the day, come up with a funny caption for a photo).
Scenario of the anniversary of 60 years for a man "Stretch, soul, with an accordion"
The 60th anniversary is the age when it is very important for a man to feel significant, loved, not deprived of attention. Most often, the celebration comes down to banal gatherings and feasts. It is much more effective to follow a different scheme - to surprise the hero of the day with a spectacular and vibrant staging of the celebration.
Scenario of the 55th anniversary of the woman "Walk, crazy empress"
The 55th birthday for a woman is almost always a double date: anniversary and retirement. It is important to spend the holiday in such a way that the hero of the day feels beautiful, necessary and important. Retirement is desirable to beat, not allowing a shade of despondency, but, on the contrary, provocatively and with enthusiasm. The very sonorous date is conducive to spectacular congratulations and beautiful gifts.
Scenario of the anniversary of 50 years for a man “Fifty. The path is half done, half not yet.”
The scenario is designed for a holiday taking place in a cafe or restaurant. You can decorate the hall thematically, taking into account the preferences of the hero of the day. You can also make a special collage with photos of guests, under which there will be wishes.
In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, and more specifically in the city "" - thirty years ago, with mom and dad
- the boy appeared -
And the news spread out.
And now our Seryozha was born!
Where are you, Seryozha? - Show up!
The soundtrack contains the words from the song "I'm a good boy!" - the hero of the day appears in a cap - cuts for the head.
Can you hear his screams? (baby crying)
So that he does not scream, we will immediately give him a papilla. (Cap on his head)
So he was born, stretched his arms (stretches), stomped his legs (stomps)
and fell asleep (shows that he is sleeping) He is already sleeping, and we
time we sing a song: "Bayu-bayushki bayu, where is your mother" (once again
together).
(the baby is sleeping, put his hands under his cheek,)
I woke up ... Seryozha .. but my mother was not there, I opened my eyes and how let's roar again
spit out the pacifier (spitting out), crying, wants to eat.
I rubbed my eyes, washed
Leading. The baby was gluttonous, we will not hide.
He reached for the bottle, oh, varnak!
Well, show me this
And show me how it was, how?
The mother of the hero of the day, putting her hands into the slots, takes the bottle with the nipple from the hands of the presenter and, not seeing the result of her labors, tries to drink the hero of the day from the bottle. In the phonogram, a song performed by the group "Avaria" "Drink beer!" sounds, the guests support the test with applause.
Leading. That's enough, I'm already drunk!
Seryozha is growing, teeth are appearing.
Now we want to see - here, with the people,
How are these teeth brushed.
A toothbrush is handed over to a mother or wife, she tries to brush the teeth of the hero of the day, cheerful music sounds.
Leading. Once the teeth have appeared, you need to eat.
Here is the banana blossom!
Must be cleaned before sampling
Well, Galina, feed, try!
Mom is given a banana, she peels it and feeds the hero of the day. In the soundtrack there is a children's song "Our happiness is constantly chewing coconuts, eating bananas, chunga-changa"
Leading. Ate, treated our Seryozha,
And it would be possible here to stop our test,
But not combed to walk, friends, worthless -
It's time for the boy to comb his bangs!
Mom is given a comb, lines from the song performed by A. Varum "Charming" sound, mom combs the hero of the day.
presenter: the baby grew up, went to school, physical education lesson: how he rides a bike, how he runs, does exercises, (right hand up, left leg to the side) and vice versa
Leading. Of course, many years have passed, We are all watching the test -
The waters of the sea have already flown -
We remember the last gesture.
grew up a little and decided that it was time to tie with childhood.
Seryozha. he took off his cap, tied the scarf on his side in a gallant way (we tie it) and let's go
to the disco (music), Seryozha dances, stamps her feet, handles
slaps (shows), dances, already squeaks. The music is cool, the girl is watching
corner girl hanging out
he decided to meet her, but for courage he drank a glass (drinks)
, lit a cigarette, he quickly called her (calling).
Nadya jumped up, ran up to him, and let them dance together (he with his arms, legs,
she is near, the music is fast) Nadia is happy
that Seryozha chose her, and let her perform a belly dance in front of him (acc.
music) They danced. Seryozha liked it very much and
the time has come, fell in love,
He called hope to marry
And so it happened - shed a tear,
At least he kept his feelings in his fist!
And you, mommy, take a handkerchief here,
Wipe the tear of farewell to youth.
And our performance will end here.
We wipe the tears - One, two, three
Mom, having received a handkerchief, wipes imaginary tears for the hero of the day, in the soundtrack the chorus of the song performed by T. Bulanova "I'm crying" sounds. The cloth is removed, the presenter sums up
In order for your anniversary to become not an ordinary holiday, but something grandiose and imprinted in your memory for a long time, in addition to a well-served table, there should be an evening program. This may include interesting greetings, music competitions, cool skits, jokes and games. But in order for everything to go smoothly, it is better to worry in advance and come up with a script for the scenes.
For any host, the mood with which the guests will be throughout the entire celebration is important, it follows that the contests should be not only comic, but also interesting, attracting attention.
Any anniversary is divided into three main stages:
- Introductory part (we meet guests, introduce them, seat them).
- The feasting part, it is also official (giving gifts, wishes).
- Intermission part (congratulations scenes, games, all kinds of entertainment).
The introductory part, as a rule, is the most important, all invitees should feel comfortable, not feel abandoned. If the guests arrived at the same time, then a meeting “with bread and salt” is perfect, where the hero of the day himself brings the loaf, giving pieces to the guests. It’s great if all this happens with humor, remembering funny joint incidents from life.
You can meet guests with a "camp", for this you will have to stock up on colorful scarves, a guitar. It is better if all family members participate in this, the more people, the noisier the meeting will be. But it is better to say toasts in verse, so all attention will be directed to the birthday man.
If you decide that this particular anniversary should be remembered by your guests, then costume contests are a must. Dressing up scenes are unique competitions, in addition to an interesting and fun pastime, they help to reveal a variety of talents in those present, and this is the best fit for a diverse or unfamiliar company. True, you will have to fuss in advance about costumes and other paraphernalia, but a celebration of this magnitude does not take place every day.
Scenes with dressing up
Maya the bee
To do this, you need a bee costume, however, striped T-shirts are suitable (preferably black and yellow, but other colors are also suitable, you can translate it into a joke, for example, what a summer, such bees). Maya the bee flies to her birthday with a pot of honey (in fact, you can put a gift or a comic souvenir in the pot). Arriving, the bee gives a present, accompanying the flight around the birthday man with wishes on this significant day.
Anniversary with a star
Musical skits are an excellent continuation of the celebration, well, what a holiday without songs and dances?! Here, in addition to costumes, you will need the personal artistry of the guests who have come. Changing clothes takes place in the next room, so that no one sees (the effect of surprise in this case is necessary). Moreover, for an anniversary, it is better for a man to give a performance of the fair sex, for example, Serduchka with her outstanding forms or the ageless Pugacheva. But Serov is perfect for a woman with the eternal question - who loves whom or Leontiev performing the “traffic light” that everyone loves. Alternatively, the roles of women can be played by men and vice versa.
Doctor call
This mini scene is suitable instead of a toast for a birthday girl, jokingly emphasizing all the main female “symptoms”. One of the guests dresses up as a doctor (gown, shoe covers, stethoscope), in their hands, a pre-prepared form with a diagnosis.
Dear guests and relatives of the hero of the day, I (doctor such and such) have been observing the behavior and general condition of the patient (the name of the hero of the day) for a long time and am ready to make a medical verdict:
Age is at the peak of female beauty;
Blood - everything is unambiguous and unconditional here - “blood with milk”;
Vital activity - comprehensive development, diversity;
Pulse - it is extremely difficult to measure, as it beats like a spring;
Heartbeat - there is no constant rhythm, sometimes it works like a clock, sometimes it goes off scale from experiences and enthusiasm;
Vision - 110%, it is impossible to hide even a trifle;
The sense of smell is generally a bomb, it instantly determines where and with whom a loved one has recently communicated;
The hearing is exceptional, not a single call goes unheard;
Complaints - instantly falls asleep when reading books or after a hearty dinner;
Daily routine - more and more often it goes from active to lying down.
Based on the foregoing, I am ready to make an unequivocal verdict - the patient has just begun to live.
It is recommended - only an active lifestyle, to exclude passivity and negativity, and most importantly - to take everything that I did not have time from life, because of workdays or my own embarrassment.
cleaning assistant
This is another short but funny scene, a daughter or granddaughter is well suited for the main role. We change into a bathrobe, take a mop or broom, a bucket of water. Having entered the hall, in the interval between contests or toasts, he begins to clean, wash the floor, muttering under his breath: “they sit litter, they trample when they walk.” Then he quietly goes out and changes the bucket of water for a bucket of confetti, re-entering the hall, going to the edge with a displeased look, splashes the bucket on those present.
In general, short sketches are more suitable for a large company, so there will be an opportunity to use the maximum number of guests.
From early childhood, we fell in love with fairy tales, we fell asleep under them, equaled the main characters, but over time, everything began to be forgotten. An anniversary is an event where you can not only remember your favorite characters, but also act as an author, making a picture of famous characters, but with a completely different scenario.
Impromptu scene« New chicken Ryaba»
50 years is rightfully considered a golden jubilee, one might say - the golden mean between the past and future years. And a cool fairy tale about a golden egg will perfectly fit into the decoration of the holiday, of course, both grandma and grandpa will like it.
Tamada: in one remote village lived a grandfather and grandmother. Grandpa was very weak, lay on the stove all day, and sat on a bench near the house.
(to the song “when we were young”, the grandfather comes out, leaning on a stick and sits in the center).
Toastmaster: but the grandmother was a cheerful person. However, see for yourself: cheerful, playful, groovy!
(Granny comes out to the song “Dolce Gabbana”, dances, waves to others and sits down next to her grandfather.
Toastmaster: but the grandmother, although she was fighting, did not touch her grandfather, on the contrary, she protected in every possible way, loved, kissed:
On the left cheek, then on the right,
In the right ear, then in the left.
And if her legs hurt, she will warm them up, reduce her back, so she does a massage.
Toastmaster: they had Ryaba chicken, fatty, it was a good chicken, it even seemed to be magical.
(slow music plays, a chicken comes out - a man dressed in a colorful sarafan).
Toastmaster: what does a healthy smart bird do? Of course - lays eggs. It remains to find a good groom, let's take the strongest cockerel from the whole village.
(a man, in red shorts or trousers, comes out crowing).
Toastmaster: an egg will not appear just like that, for this it is necessary that the cockerel and the chicken make friends, the rooster must protect and take care of his chosen one.
(cheerful music turns on, the couple dances).
Tamada: so our heroes became friends, it's time to lay the egg.
(go behind the curtain).
Toastmaster: well, it's time to look at the fruit of friendship of our birds, meet friends - a golden egg!
(we remove the curtain, a man dressed in an egg suit comes out).
Toastmaster: everyone was very happy - it’s not every day that you see such a beautiful and huge egg. The old people conferred, but they decided to break the egg and eat it, and give the shell for buying up.
Grandfather did not break the first beat, tried to kick, also nothing;
Granny joined in, she beat him, tickled him, even tried to bite him - nothing.
Everyone is in shock and tears, they scold the egg, at this time a lamb mouse appears.
(a girl dressed in a gray skirt with ears on her head).
Toastmaster: every more or less decent mouse should have its own tail!
(a man comes out, hugs the mouse from behind by the waist).
Master of ceremonies: here the gray one ran dashingly dancing, forgot about the tail and demolished a saucer (plastic) with a treat (sweets, fruits) along with the egg. The testicle broke into small pieces, which flew into the cracks, into the window. The old in tears - still, they lost so much gold, but they could live well in retirement.
Ryaba: don’t cry, relatives, there will be another testicle for you, if only you find a suitable cockerel, otherwise this weak one turned out to be.
Participants and guests drink for the health and well-being of the birthday man.
Unfortunately, we are not always able to noisily and cheerfully celebrate a significant date, due to some problems. But congratulating the hero of the day is a necessary thing, especially if it is a woman. In this case, the following congratulations for 55 years to a woman close to you will be wonderfully suitable for you.
5 and 5 will not be ten, 5 by 5 will not be twenty-five,
5 and 5 let's be together, congratulations to the hero of the day.
Kiss 55 times, spill 55 times,
55 we will pronounce various toasts in your honor.
5 and 5 everything is fine, 55 manage to comprehend,
5 and 5 such evaluation, God forbid everyone to achieve.
55 gifts for you, 55 good words,
55 bouquets for you, anniversary addresses.
55 is your year, 55 is not a problem,
55 if you are still young in soul.
5 and 5 buy outfits, 55 more of ours,
5 and 5 earrings for yourself, get you for your ears.
5 and 5 law opened, 55 as 45,
5 and 5 to the envy of everyone like a berry at all.
55 of your worries, 55 of your troubles,
55 household chores, let the family take over.
55 still in work, 55 do not know peace,
55 you, as before, will not be bored for a minute.
55 add 5.55 add 10,
55 add 100, so many more years to live!
Inspector
This scenario will definitely appeal to older people - mother, father, aunt, mother-in-law.
The doorbell rings, they open it, a man in a police uniform is outside, civilians are next to him. The policeman enters and introduces himself - Major Sidorov, I will be your new district police officer. And which of you will be a citizen (surname of the hero of the day)? It means that there are anonymous complaints against you, citizen, which is why I came to you. Do you celebrate something or every day like this? I ask witnesses to enter.
Witnesses enter.
- The reason for my visit to you, is it clear? What anniversary? No, I didn’t come to you for a holiday, however, your cheerful pastime is proof of your guilt, if not direct, but still guilt. The fact is that, according to the anonymous author, you have a mini-distillery, and in the common people - a moonshine still. In no case?! Will you deny? Yes, you look at your table, so much alcohol, and even not cheap, it’s clear as day - drive and sell. Well it is necessary, under the very nose of the police, the citizen would be embarrassed. What if you poison the local alcoholics in the area, what should I do then? They won’t get poisoned, say excellent vodka, excellent, now witnesses will check.
Pour witnesses, offer the inspector.
– I can’t do it while performing, but how will I determine the quality if I don’t try? Eh, what can not be avoided - pour me one too. Ah, you have a good moonshine, a citizen, a strong one, it hurts. Understood as you? – okay, well, it’s not even convenient to confiscate on such a day. Pour a little more and we'll start drawing up the protocol. But there is some kind of snack, you don’t have to be greedy, gentlemen, you can smell the smell of snacks on the street, you were discovered by it. Does the birthday girl most likely work in a sausage shop? No, strange, but where did such a table come from? Okay, this is not relevant to the case, you witnesses came here just like that? Pour it while I read the minutes.
- when checking the complaint against a citizen (name of the birthday girl), the fact of the presence of a device for the production of surrogate alcohol (albeit of excellent quality) was established, after a preventive conversation, a promise was received not to do this again.
- based on all the above facts, Major Sidorov decided - a citizen (the name of the hero of the day) will produce alcoholic products strictly for personal purposes, for consumption with friends and relatives (Major Sidorov is necessarily attached). All the formalities have been met, you can continue, gentlemen, understand, pour!
Friends, what difference does an anniversary make at 30 or 60, the main thing is to create the mood of the holiday, set the right direction. Your scenes can be small, using just one person, or they can be massive, capturing everyone and all the time of the celebration, this will not change the essence.
A cool anniversary is not a date, nor is it the efforts of people dear to you, it is a state of your soul. Remember the words of Omar Khayyam: “I am as old as I feel.” The more active we live, the less negative we notice.
Video with original scenes for the anniversary