Women's thoughts about life. Women's wise thoughts about life
Cinderella is the perfect proof that shoes CAN REALLY change your life!!!
A fun selection of women's statuses and thoughts about love, life, women and men. So we choose girls, like and just cheer ourselves up! Read more
Women's statuses about Life, love and men.
1. I hate it when I said that I would be in a maximum of 10 minutes, and he continues to call and call every half hour !!!
2. When your ex tells you after a breakup that you can try to be friends, it's about the same as if the rapist said goodbye "we'll be in touch" !!!
3. My biggest fear is that someone will find out that PMS has nothing to do with it, but this is my real personality periodically breaks out!!!
4. Cinderella is the perfect proof that shoes CAN REALLY change your life!!!
5. Women's life hack - To make your friends stop cracking and listen to you, start with the phrase: “Of course I shouldn’t tell you this ...”
6. If you love someone, give him Freedom. If he comes back, then so be it. If not, it was never yours. BUT, if he just sits in front of the TV, throws things around the house, eats your food, takes your money, talks on your cell phone, and seems to have no idea that you gave him freedom ... then you either married him or gave birth to him!
7. Every woman has at least one pair of jeans in her closet that tries to suffocate her!!!
8. They say we are very complex. Women are not complicated at all, there is no need to invent anything. Bring champagne and chocolates with you, tell me how good I look, in principle that's enough!
9. Making plans is so cool! But only until you begin to understand that for their implementation you need to find what to wear, put on makeup and leave the house!!!
10. That awkward moment when you bought a piece of clothing just because it looked so ugly it was funny, and then you get a billion heartfelt compliments about it!
Women's statuses about Life, love and men -
11. Personally, my hairstyle can only be of two types: “cool” and “victim of a maniac” !!!
12. In this life, we do not control anything ... and women have hair on their heads only as a constant reminder of this fact !!!
13. Women's life hack - You can't meet anyone's eyes when you eat a banana!!!
14. Was at Disneyland and found her dream job - Sleeping Beauty. You sleep all day long. And if someone starts to annoy, you say: “Fuck off, I work here!”
15. Give a woman coffee if you want her body to do its best. Give a woman vodka so that her brain can accept things that, in principle, it is not capable of accepting !!!
16. Of course, your prince can change his mind and return. But, remember, just in case this does not happen, God created champagne!
17. One of the best feelings in life is when people smile when you appear!!!
18. Installed an application that takes a photo if someone tries to unlock my phone and enters the wrong code. Now I have 50 photos of drunk me!!!
19. Our life is a series of bridges - you can cross them, burn them behind you, or jump from them!
20. Well, my life has just a wonderful set of actors and bright characters, the problem is that I still can’t understand the plot in any way !!!
Women's statuses about Life, love and men.
I don't know why women demand everything that men have. After all, women, among other things, have men.
Coco Chanel
A smart woman is one in whose society you can behave as stupidly as you like.
P. Valerie
A woman's guess is more accurate than a man's certainty.
R. Kipling
A woman is your shadow: when you follow her, she runs away from you; when you leave her, she runs after you.
Alfred de Musset
Beautiful girls and women are rarely alone, but often they are lonely.
Henryk Jagodzinsky
The later the girl comes on a date, the more smiling she is.
Gomez de la Serna
A woman must manage to look so wise that her "accidental" stupidity turns out to be a real gift for a man.
Karl Kraus
The night suits every girl and woman.
S. Flesharova-Muscat
At loving woman the heart is always full of hope; to kill them, you need more than one blow with a dagger, she loves to the last drop of blood.
Honore de Balzac
Without a woman, the dawn and evening of life would be helpless, and her noon without joy.
Pierre Buast
If God had appointed a woman to be the mistress of a man, he would have created her from the head; if he had been a slave, he would have created her from the foot; but since he appointed her to be a friend and equal to a man, he created from a rib.
Aurelius Augustine
If you want to know what a woman really thinks, look at her, but don't listen.
Oscar Wilde
Women's hatred, in fact, the same love, only changed direction.
Heinrich Heine
A woman is both an apple and a snake.
Heinrich Heine
A man should beware of a woman when she loves: for then she is ready for any sacrifice, and everything else has no value in her eyes.
Nietzsche F.
If I am part of your destiny, then someday you will return to me ...
P. Coelho
"If a woman loves you, then, in essence, the one she loves is not you. But the one she no longer loves is exactly you!"
Paul Geraldi
When the actress was asked what she puts on when she goes to bed, she replied: "Only Chanel number five."
Monroe
Only a woman can temporarily stop time.
Yuzef Bulatovich
For some women, it is enough to walk down the street once to remain in the memory of a man forever.
Kipling R.
A woman knows the meaning of love, and a man knows its price.
If you love, let go. will return - it is yours, will not return - it has never been yours.
A man wants to be first with a woman, while a woman wants to be last with a man.
Jennifer Wilkinson
A smart woman is like Semiramide.
K. Prutkov
What is a mistress? A woman near whom you forget that you knew by heart all the shortcomings of her sex.
N. Chamfort
Whoever has not seen a woman in love cannot say what a woman is.
T. Gauthier
A woman's right is to say more than a man, and a man's duty is to do more than a woman.
Baurzhan Toyshibekov
The perfect couple from my point of view it's fucking beautiful woman and a devilishly smart man.
Baurzhan Toyshibekov
A man who reads morality is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who reads morality is certainly an ugly woman.
Oscar Wilde
Even the severity of the beloved woman is full of endless charm, which we do not find in the happiest moments for us in other women.
Stendhal
A woman is not only able to understand self-sacrifice: she herself knows how to sacrifice herself.
Turgenev
Night gives shine to the stars and women.
Byron
A beautiful woman can be kissed endlessly and never fall into the same place.
Janusz Makarchik.
Even the most Beautiful legs, end up somewhere.
Julian Tuwim.
Do not burst into your wife shouting “I know everything!” Otherwise she will ask you kindly what year the Battle of Trafalgar was.
"Pshekrui"
Nymphomaniac: A woman who wants to make love in the evening despite having her hair done in the morning.
Maureen Limpan.
To understand women, one must become a woman, and if it is impossible to become one, then all that remains is to accept women as they are - full of mysteries and sweet charm in their individuality.
Gray
And she will only laugh, throwing a predatory look in response, she, as no one knows, has no rules in the life of a cat ...
If a woman is wrong, go and apologize...
I also like how beautiful and proud women leave, arrogantly and swiftly tapping their heels and slamming the door. Maybe they then slide down her reverse side and weep bitterly, but they leave wonderfully ...
Women, like cats, secretly despising their owners, again and again return to the hateful hearth ...
Without women, the beginning of our life would be devoid of support, the middle of pleasure, and the end of consolation.
Chamfort Nikola
A woman in love is more likely to forgive a greater indiscretion than a small infidelity.
François de La Rochefoucauld
The expression on a woman's face is much more important than her clothes.
Dale Carnegie
It is a sin if a woman looks less beautiful than she could be.
Cervantes
If a woman answers your question, don't believe her; if she is silent - do not believe her all the more.
K. Makushinsky
If women are given under the supervision of men, then they are not out of danger, only those out of danger who protect themselves of their own free will.
(Indian saying)
There are two ways to command a woman, but no one knows them.
Hubbard Frank
There are men who are more eloquent than women, but no man has the eloquence of a woman's eyes.
M.Weber
Women must be accepted with all our shortcomings.
Arkady Davidovich
For centuries, a woman has played the role of a mirror, endowed with a magical and deceptive property: the figure of a man reflected in it was twice its natural size.
Virginia Woolf
A woman is more likely to love a man whom she hates than one to whom she is indifferent.
Woman reigns but does not rule
Delphine Girardin
Most men demand virtues from their wives, which they themselves are not worth.
L. Tolstoy
Being a man is a lot, but being a woman is even more.
M. Larney
In life, there are cases when a woman does her best to hide the passion she feels for a man, while he just as diligently plays out the love that he does not feel for her at all.
J. La Bruyère
* God, what a crazy time, those who never even had a mind began to go crazy.
* I don't give a damn about "we know everything about you." I'll try to look as suspicious as possible...
* Error again... nothing, I'll reload life and create a new user.
* You don't look like a sex giant. Maximum - on a giant doormat!
* I am in the best age: crap has already passed, but insanity has not yet begun.
* Land - to the peasants, power - to the Soviets, factories - to the stars, and I have a Lexus and minivans!
* Changed the heart lock so the old key no longer works….
* It's good for mom - she married dad. And I'll have to take care of someone else's uncle...
* Before you find out if I'm right for you, ask if I like you.
* If a woman wants a sweet, then she can always convince herself that the cake in front of her is dietary.
* You should not particularly listen to the inner voice, because he has never been outside ...
* I want such a guy so that when I see him I say: “Fuck, give me two, please!”
* Husbands and lovers, do your duty, do not rely on each other!
* Men are smart people, but foolish women rule the world!
* Girls, watch football!!! He will teach you at least 2 useful actions: score and kick back ...
* I'm big and fat - but self-confident and in demand!
* People say you can't command your heart! Even as you order, I will order him so that he will faint!
* I'm a bitch - and I'm not going to hide this joyful fact.
* A woman in the kitchen is a person. He wants to spit in tea, he wants to soup!
* My subtle mental organization has its own concrete opinion!
* I love only myself, which means I am not alone.
* You can't be an awesome James Bond girl if instead of James Bond next to you is Mr. Bean.
* Heart, it's like a bladder ... You can't order it!
* Prince on a white horse, where are you, creature ???
* A real Japanese geisha can seduce a man with just a glance. And a real Russian woman can kill with one word.
* For some, in my opinion, I didn’t just cross the road, but ran all day back and forth ...
* I explained to the traffic cop that yesterday I was in other boots, so the rights remained in another bag. Men's logic is shattered.
* An interesting observation: sauce with mushrooms is called “mushroom sauce”, sauce with garlic is called “garlic sauce”. And only sauce with horseradish - "sauce with horseradish."
* And yet, heels are an unusual thing ... Put on - a chic woman, took off - a happy person.
* The car broke down and there is no money for beer - here they are, men's critical days.
* A truly masculine answer - standing in the middle of the mess, say quite sincerely: “It seems to be clean ...”
* Look forward with hope, look back with gratitude, look up with faith, look around with love!
* Do you want it to be yours? Get up, go and get it!
* Talent is like an orgasm: hard to hide, even harder to fake.
* Our politicians make many mistakes. It is a pity that they are not sappers.
* Some people claim that they made it to the top, although in reality they just surfaced there (this is most likely also about politicians).
* Life is a coin: then an eagle, then they will throw it again.
* I am a quiet, modest girl. Offend - I will quietly bury, modestly celebrate !!!
* The only person for whom you are always thin and hungry is your grandmother!
* My husband was taken away from me... Now I put bars on the windows, changed the lock, I sit and think: “I wish they wouldn’t return me!!!”
* A smart woman never yells at a man... Orders are given calmly, clearly and clearly!!!
* She offered him coffee, and he stared at his chest, maybe he wants milk?
* Nothing helps with the housework like a disconnected Internet.
* The main thing in the diet is sleep ... I didn’t fall asleep in time - that’s all, I overeat!
* A woman is like a traffic police inspector: she will talk nonsense, take away the money, spoil the mood, And you are also to blame!
* I never listen to music alone. 3 more floors listen to her with me.
* I left to treat my nerves... I'll be late, drunk, kind, happy...
* Previously, she asked her mother for a walk ... Now - from her husband ... Damn, it was easier with my mother ...
* It is much easier for women than for men! She came home from work, went to the store, washed, cleaned, fed the children, checked the lessons, milked the cow, cooked dinner - and was free all day!
* I have a new erotic fantasy - I want to sleep in all positions!
* When you throw dirt at a person, remember that it may not reach him. And in your hands will remain ...
* I don't like weekends! As soon as you tune in to sit by the fireplace with a cup of coffee in a rocking chair ... And then it suddenly turns out that you have neither a fireplace, nor coffee, nor a rocking chair.
* I don't resent people, I just change my mind about them.
* You can pull a person out of the mud, but you can't pull the mud out of a person!
* How to explain to the cat that the apartment is already ours and it is not necessary to mark it?
* Behind the wheel I feel like a goddess ... I'm driving, and my husband is praying!
* I am like ideal woman I always know when to be silent. But I can not!
* Everything!!! I'm losing weight! Already bought kefir. Now I'll fry pancakes out of it !!!
* The soul hurts... You start to heal - the liver hurts!
* Three stages of poverty:
1. No money. 2. No money at all. 3. Have to change dollars.
* A laxative is best taken with a sedative - then you will remain calm, even if you do not run.
* Looking soberly at some things, you understand - you need to drink!
* Beauty will save the world, and indifference - nerves.
* Someone else's man, when drunk, is so cheerful and interesting, and his own is a fool a fool.
* Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?
* Wisdom doesn't always come with age! It happens that age comes alone!
* Yesterday I decided to collect my thoughts. Not a single thought came to the meeting!
* Most good teacher life is an experience. True, it takes a lot, but it explains very intelligibly!
* I love going to work! And from work! But these 8 hours between walking are just infuriating!
* This difficult Russian language: Hurt - for the cause. And wildly to me - come to me. She was crippled - while being treated. We are married - we are on you. You are a foal - you are a child. Clumsy things - I carry different things. He will need it - his wife will get it. We must wait - we must give.
* I bought a three-piece suit for my husband - shorts and two socks. I love him, I love him!
* Honey, I went to my girlfriends... fish for dinner, a fishing rod in the hallway!
* If you don’t feel like working for the third day in a row, then today is Wednesday.
* The soul asks for peace, the heart asks for love, the body asks for debauchery. I don’t give anything to anyone, everyone sits angry ...
* With our salary, we have to come to work, say hello and leave!
* Going through our family first aid kit. Judging by it, we have 2 goals in life - to calm down and not get diarrhea!
* Soon the end of winter! It remains: to confess your love, eat pancakes and congratulate the men!
* I'm all so sudden - I went to the refrigerator to eat a piece of cucumber and suddenly ate five cutlets !!!
* We were accustomed to black bookkeeping since school, when they said: “We write one, two in the mind!”
* The Ministry of Health warns: alcohol is the cause of all exciting adventures!
* If someone laid eyes on your beloved man, it means that someone has an extra eye!
* There is a fiasco in life: everything seems to be working out, you get a job, you buy a car, and you - bam ... and eighty!
* How long I live, I can not understand two things: where does the dust come from and where does the money go.
* When you glue the wallpaper, the main thing is that there are no bubbles ... Otherwise, we last time They took a couple of bubbles - they didn’t stick anything.
* Having learned my desires, the fairy broke Magic wand, gold fish died, and Hottabych shaved altogether.
* Lost wallet with salary! Convincing request to the finder - do not laugh!
* The woman said - the woman did! If a woman said and didn't do it, then she was joking.
* A smart girl always knows when to turn on a fool.
* Women's logic: - It's better to say it in a good way, otherwise I'll think of it myself, and then it will be worse!
* Thirty is the same twenty, only more well-groomed, independent and self-confident!
* Everything that a woman does at home is imperceptible. It becomes noticeable when she doesn't.
* I - Strong woman. I can take out the garbage, but I can take out the brain.
* This morning I realized that I was getting old: pancakes began to turn out better and better.
* It is impossible not to pick up the phone when mom calls. After all, after the tenth call, I am considered missing and I am lying with my throat cut in a ditch.
Paul Mauriat
Probably no one will argue with the fact that women have their own, special view of the world and everything that happens in it. It is almost impossible to understand the mysterious female soul, but it is still worth trying. Moreover, representatives of the beautiful half of humanity willingly share their thoughts about what they consider really important.
Ironic and wise sayings,
which could only come from a woman's lips.
About appearance
We women have only two weapons: mascara and tears, but we cannot use both at the same time. © Marilyn MonroeIt takes 20 minutes to look like a goddess. But it takes 3 hours to look natural. © Yanina Ipohorskaya
A woman who is firmly confident in her beauty will eventually be able to convince everyone else of her. © Sophia Loren
At 20 you have the face that nature has given you; at 30 you have the face that life has fashioned for you; and at 50 you have the face you deserve. © Coco Chanel
That it is impossible to hide, at least powder. © Yanina Ipohorskaya
The closer winter is, the more we look like our passport photo. © Wanda Blonskaya
Nobody ever told me that I was beautiful when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told that they are beautiful, even if they are not. © Marilyn Monroe
About love
There is a time to work, and there is a time to love. There is no other time. © Coco ChanelA woman who does not love the shortcomings of her man does not love him. © Sophia Loren
If an ordinary woman and an ordinary man consider each other extraordinary - this is love. © Yanina Ipohorskaya
Love, sex and food are what makes us truly happy. Everything is very simple. © Meryl Streep
Sometimes all you need to do to comfort someone is to remind them that you are there. © Tove Jansson
A career is a wonderful thing, but it cannot warm anyone on a cold night. © Marilyn Monroe
The boy becomes completely unbearable when he approaches 50 years. © Yanina Ipohorskaya
Adam and Eve could be the perfect married couple: Adam didn't have to listen to stories about men she could marry, and Eve didn't have to listen to stories about how good his mother was at cooking. © Wanda Blonskaya
About attitude to life
In life, you must definitely try everything, and then safely forget about some things forever. © Sophia LorenSometimes you have to change things. Too much we take for granted, including each other. © Tove Jansson
In some people the Devil lives, in some - God, and in some - only worms. © Faina Ranevskaya
I believe in the power of laughter. And it seems to me that you can easily disarm people if you manage to make them laugh. © Meryl Streep
Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, or immoral, or leads to obesity. © Faina Ranevskaya
Horseradish, put on the opinions of others, provides a calm and happy life. © Faina Ranevskaya
I find the plots of my detective novels while washing dishes. This is such a stupid occupation that the thought of murder involuntarily comes. © Agatha Christie
Every second woman is in love with herself - but she could get stuck worse. © Magdalena Pretender
About the inner world
A woman to succeed in life must have two qualities. She must be smart enough to please stupid men, and stupid enough to please smart men. © Faina RanevskayaGo through life with your head held high, but not with your nose held high. © Magdalena Pretender
Beauty care must begin with the heart and soul, otherwise no cosmetics will help. © Coco Chanel
People much more than things need to be picked up, repaired, found a place for them and forgiven; never throw anyone out. © Audrey Hepburn
There is a source of youth: it is your mind, your talent, the creativity that you bring into your life and the lives of your loved ones. When you learn to drink from this source, you will truly conquer age. © Sophia Loren
Three things are not forgiven to women. But no one knows which ones and why. © Yanina Ipohorskaya