Scenario for the holiday "family - seven I." School skits

We bring to your attention a series of sketches about family for children and schoolchildren.

Humorous skit – “Family Auction”

There is a wife, husband and two children in the kitchen. The wife is standing at the stove, the men are sitting.
Wife: So, lot number one - borscht! The starting price is to wash your own dishes.
Husband: I’ll wash the dishes for you and myself!
Wife: Washing dishes for two - once!
Son: I’ll wash all the dishes!
Wife: Wash all the dishes - once!
Second son: I’ll wash all the dishes and take out the trash!
Wife: Eldest son, clever! Once! Takes out the trash and washes all the dishes! Two! He will take out the trash and wash all the dishes...
Husband: And I’ll give you my salary!
Wife: Sold! The man in the gray T-shirt!

Humorous sketch about a wife and husband

A woman pours soup from a pot into a man's plate.
Woman: How's that? Why are you silent? Do you like the way I cook?! I do not like?!! Why are you wheezing?!! Tell me in human terms?!! If you don't like it, you can leave!!! Why are you lying down?!!!
A man lies under the table with severe poisoning.

Family skit – “Male Hysteria”

The husband is lying on the sofa, watching TV. The wife enters the room.
Husband: I need a new T-shirt!
Wife: Why?
Husband: Look what I'm lying in!
Wife: in a T-shirt...
Husband: In a T-shirt?!! Is this a T-shirt?! Look, Seryoga from 42nd wife bought a T-shirt - so it’s a T-shirt! And I bought new sweatpants! Lying on the sofa like a prince! And I?! I have nothing to wear on the sofa?
Wife: Dear, but we can’t now...
Husband: Oh so?! I'm going to dad!

Video: funny skit for children about family

Friendly family. Mini-scene for children

Vladimir Kozhushner

The room contains: a table covered with a tablecloth, a sofa (couch), a TV and a bedside table. On the nightstand there is a vase of flowers, a magazine, a dry cloth, a decanter of water and an empty glass.
The furniture is arranged so that you can run around the table. From the TV you can hear an argument between two voices, male and female.
Brother and sister Vova and Tanya are sitting on chairs at the table and watching TV. There is a blouse hanging on the back of Tanya’s chair.

Vova: Switch the TV to another channel.
Tanya: Why?
Vova: I don’t want to listen to my aunt and uncle argue among themselves.
Tanya: This is not aunt and uncle, but husband and wife. Italians. Here.
Vova: I still don’t want to. Switch, please.
Tanya: Okay. Only then let's play husband and wife.
Vova: How will we play?
Tanya: Very simple. You will do whatever I ask you to do.

Tanya gets up from the chair, turns off the TV (the squabble subsides), goes to the bedside table, takes a magazine, goes to the sofa, lies down and pretends to be looking at a fashion magazine. There is silence in the room. Vova looks at her sister and waits for her command.

Tanya: Bring me some water.

Vova gets up, goes to the bedside table, pours a glass of water and silently hands it to her.
Tanya casually puts down the magazine, gets up, takes the glass from Vova, drinks and returns it back.

Vova puts the glass on the nightstand, goes to the switch and turns on the light.
Tanya lies down on the sofa again, straightens her hair, shivers and pretends that she is cold.

Tanya: Give me a blouse. It got a little cold.
Vova: I won’t give you a blouse. Get up and take it yourself. You're already big.

Tanya jumps up from the sofa.

Tanya: So unfair. You promised to do whatever I ask you to do.

Dad comes in and, smiling, turns to Tanya.

Dad: Why are you bossing your brother around?
Tanya: Because I’m a wife and I can do anything.

Dad makes a menacing appearance and, swaying from foot to foot like a bear, goes to Tanya.

Dad: We'll spank you now! Is it possible to command men?

Tanya runs away from her dad with a squeak. Vova also rushes after her. They are trying to catch her. There's a commotion in the room. Fast music is playing. The heroes run around the table and squeal and squeal joyfully. On the way, Tanya accidentally knocks over a chair and pulls the tablecloth off the table. Then he runs to the exit and runs into his mother on the threshold. Hiding behind her back. There is a smile on the face. It's obvious that she likes the game.
Mom: What's that noise?
The music stops.
Tanya: They want to spank me!
Mom puts her hands on her hips and makes a serious face.
Mom: Two for one? It's not fair! Now we will show you!

Now dad is running away, and mom and Tanya are chasing him. Everyone is running around the table and Vova, who stands like a pillar. Fast music plays again. Dad shouts as he runs, “Oh! Ay!”, Mom – “Now we’ll catch you!”, Tanya – “Catch him! Catch it!” Mom catches up with dad at the sofa, and they fall on it. Tanya jumps from above. Then Vova comes running and also jumps on dad. It turns out a heap - small!
Dad: Enough! Enough! You will crush me!

The children are reluctant to let dad go. Breathing heavily, everyone sits down on the sofa. The music stops. Mom looks at dad.

Mom: Explain what happened?
Dad: Daughter, she watched enough TV series and began to command Vova. I decided to protect him.
Mom: Yes, you came up with good education - spanking a child!
Tanya: Mom! So he's pretending.
Mom: I already told you that you don’t need to watch adult films. The eyes become spoiled, the head becomes filled with unnecessary information, and time is wasted.
Tanya: Okay, mommy. Can I watch children's programs?

Mom hugs her daughter. Gently strokes the head.

Mom: It’s possible.

Mom and Dad get up. They join hands. The children jump up. Vova hugs dad. Tanya hugs her mother.

Mom: My pranksters. How I love you!
Mom lets go of dad’s hands and tries to free herself from Tanya’s embrace. Children hug their parents even tighter. Mom speaks kindly.
Mom: That's it. All. Let's play. Now, my dears, put things in order in the room, and I’ll go to the kitchen.

Children let their parents go. Mom comes out. Everyone starts cleaning up together. Tanya takes a cloth from the bedside table, wipes off the dust and lays the tablecloth on the table. Vova picks up the chairs and puts them in place. Dad opens the curtain on the window.
Mom comes in.

Mom: How clean! Well done! You deserve lunch! Come on, I'll feed you.
The children run up to their mother. Mom hugs them and heads towards the exit. Dad walks behind and smiles.
A curtain.

Funny sketches about family for children in kindergarten

Funny skits about family for schoolchildren

Relaxation evening “We feel good together” dedicated to Family Day.

Goals:

Fostering love and respect for your family;
Development and formation friendly team children and parents.
Development creativity children.

Hall decoration: balloons, a birch tree with leaves, on each of them there is a photo of each child’s family. Exhibition creative works families. Children's photographs of mothers.

Equipment: for competitions - 2 aprons, 2 scarves, 2 pots, rope, 2 chairs, 2 newspapers, 2 threads, 2 needles, potatoes, knives. Music Center.

Progress of the event:

Leading:

Good evening, dear children and dear parents!

It’s a glorious holiday in our house,

I think that there is no one more important than him.

Your dads and moms are here today.

Is there anyone in the world

Closer and dearer.

Our meeting is dedicated to Family Day. What is family?

Student:

Family is what we share among everyone,
A little bit of everything: tears and laughter,
Rise and fall, joy, sadness,
Friendship and quarrels, silence stamped.
Family is something that is always with you.
Let the seconds, weeks, years rush by,
But the walls are dear, your father’s house -
The heart will forever remain in it!

Student:

I love my family very much
I send her warm greetings:
Dad, mom and sister,
To the old granny and... to me!

Leading:

I congratulate everyone present on this holiday. I wish your families happiness, health, prosperity and all the best.

Thank you for putting aside all your affairs and worries and coming here with your children.

Welcome to our family celebration“We feel good together.”

We have gathered for an evening that we hope will give you good mood. Be active, play, take part in competitions and just relax!

And now, I will ask you a few questions, to which I think I will receive honest answers (an improvised microphone is passed; the question is answered by the one who has the “microphone” in his hands after a certain signal)

Were you asked to go to the party or did you agree immediately?
When you're in last time were you at school?
Are you interested in your child's life at school?
Do you remember your first lesson?
Which academic subject was your favorite?
Do you communicate with your school friends?
Have you always behaved well in class?
Were you punished? If yes, then for what?
Who did you dream of being as a child? Has your dream come true?
How often do you spend free time with your children?

Thanks to parents. Now guys, guess who these words are about:

There are many of them in this world,
Children love them with all their hearts,
Only, everyone has one,
She is dearer to you than everyone else
Who is she?
I will answer: THIS my mommy.

Mom... What a short and important word! Without it, life on earth is impossible. Years pass, mothers grow old, but they still remain the most faithful and reliable friends and helpers in all matters.

Do you know what your mothers were like as children?

Now we will check you .

Task for children: recognize your mother from a childhood photograph, tell your mother’s birthday.

Student:

Mom's smile
Brings happiness into the home
Mom's smile
Needed everywhere, in everything!

Student:

Mom brings me
Toys, candies,
But that’s not why I love my mother.
She sings funny songs
The two of us are never bored!

Task for moms: sing a lullaby.

Contest " Hostess"

Mothers put on an apron and headscarf. Children tie an apron. After mom gets dressed, pick up the pan. Who is faster?

Competition for children.

Thread the needle.

Student:

Now we want to give our mothers some advice on how to behave with their children:

Student 1:

There must be a mother's character

Necessarily humane, very humane:

If I get a C -

Don't sigh all evening.

Student 2:

And say: “Go to the cinema,

Take a walk together -

Clear your head from your geometries!”

Student 3:

There must be a mother's character

Definitely humane!

Shouldn't be gloomy!

Student 4:

I'll forget the promise-

Take a bag of vegetables

On the dacha plot -

Mom should take her

It may strain

Let her not groan:

“It’s terribly hard!” —

Let him show courage.

Student 5:

This is my mother's character

Without a doubt humane!

He is human, friends!

And quite comfortable!

Leading:

Moms, do you agree?

They want to hear: “Yes” in response

And, of course, you hear “no”!

Leading:

Now guess who these words are about:

Student:

He can do everything, he can do everything,
The bravest and strongest of all
The barbell is like cotton wool to him
Well, of course, it's DAD

Leading:

Children wrote essays about dads. I will read excerpts from them. (Appendix).

Task for dads- recognize yourself by description.

Student:

What is our home without dad!

Really guys?

Who will fix the stool?

Will give you a ride by car,

Marks in my diary

Knows everything for recount!

Student:

What a miracle, this is how things are!

Our newspaper has come to life:

She's lying on daddy's nose

And the sound of his snoring rustles!

Student:

Cape Dad decided to do some cleaning.

"My friend!" - said dad.

“It’s time to get used to it!”

“Great idea!” - mom said

And immediately she ran away from the house.

Mom sits in the park for three hours, looking at her mobile phone with fear:

“When will the cleaning end?

Will I be able to return home at last?!”

Leading:

We're joking, of course

But it's very nice

When I'm next to you

Your smart dad!

Blitz children's survey:

- Dad's favorite dish?

- shoe size?

— favorite place in the house?

- Dad's birthday?

Competition for dads:

The child carries a newspaper, dad unfolds it, puts on glasses, sits in a comfortable position and reads.

Leading:

And now friends, attention!

I propose a competition.

Who is strong here, who is clever here,

Show off your skills!

Exercise: dads and children tug of war.

The winner is awarded the “Strongest Family” medal.

Student:

Why not tell us kind words about dads

who love us so much

Who only sometimes scold,

And they praise, they praise very many times.

Student:

Thanks to them for their masculine severity,

For restraint, for will and comfort,

For strong and faithful male hands,

That they love us and take care of our home.

Student:

We are our mothers and fathers

We want to wish you good luck.

Success in business and warmth in the family.

We so want people to know everything,

That our mothers

That our dads.

Always the best!

Parents' response:

Host: Who is smarter than everyone else in the world?

Host: Who is dearer to us all in the world?

Parents: Our children, our children!

Host: Who heals our hearts with love?

Parents: Our children, our children!

Host: Who is so eager to meet us?

Parents: Our children!

Host: Your children!

Student:

How our fathers and mothers love us.

Student:

They dress us, put on shoes, wash us, prepare food for us.

Student:

They worry when we are sick.

Student:

And sometimes they don’t pay attention to how we behave.

Student:

Can we show you how it happens?

Student:

Well, let's do it. Although there are no such people among us, it won’t hurt our parents to see this.

Scene.

Mother:

Daughter, daughter!

Do me a favor!

Feed your brother

Butter cookies!

Daughter:

Mom, I'm tired of dealing with my brother.

I want to swing on a swing in the park!

Dad:

Daughter, dear!

Clean up your apartment!

On your table for a long time

Mountains of garbage and dust!

Daughter:

If you really need it -

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Tanya: Bring me some water.

Vova gets up, goes to the bedside table, pours a glass of water and silently hands it to her.
Tanya casually puts down the magazine, gets up, takes the glass from Vova, drinks and returns it back.

Vova puts the glass on the nightstand, goes to the switch and turns on the light.
Tanya lies down on the sofa again, straightens her hair, shivers and pretends that she is cold.

Tanya: Give me a blouse. It got a little cold.
Vova: I won’t give you a blouse. Get up and take it yourself. You're already big.

Tanya jumps up from the sofa.

Tanya: So unfair. You promised to do whatever I ask you to do.

Dad comes in and, smiling, turns to Tanya.

Dad: Why are you bossing your brother around?
Tanya: Because I’m a wife and I can do anything.

Dad makes a menacing appearance and, swaying from foot to foot like a bear, goes to Tanya.

Dad: We'll spank you now! Is it possible to command men?

Tanya runs away from her dad with a squeak. Vova also rushes after her. They are trying to catch her. There's a commotion in the room. Fast music is playing. The heroes run around the table and squeal and squeal joyfully. On the way, Tanya accidentally knocks over a chair and pulls the tablecloth off the table. Then he runs to the exit and runs into his mother on the threshold. Hiding behind her back. There is a smile on your face. It's obvious that she likes the game.
Mom: What's that noise?
The music stops.
Tanya: They want to spank me!
Mom puts her hands on her hips and makes a serious face.
Mom: Two for one? It's not fair! Now we will show you!

Now dad is running away, and mom and Tanya are chasing him. Everyone is running around the table and Vova, who stands like a pillar. Fast music plays again. Dad shouts as he runs, “Oh! Ay!”, Mom - “Now we’ll catch you!”, Tanya - “Catch him! Catch it!” Mom catches up with dad at the sofa, and they fall on it. Tanya jumps from above. Then Vova comes running and also jumps on dad. It turns out a heap - small!
Dad: Enough! Enough! You will crush me!

The children are reluctant to let dad go. Breathing heavily, everyone sits down on the sofa. The music stops. Mom looks at dad.

Mom hugs her daughter. Gently strokes the head.

Mom: It’s possible.

Mom and Dad get up. They join hands. The children jump up. Vova hugs dad. Tanya hugs her mother.

Mom: How clean! Well done! You deserve lunch! Come on, I'll feed you.
The children run up to their mother. Mom hugs them and heads towards the exit. Dad walks behind and smiles.
A curtain.

Elena Monina

HOLIDAY SCENARIO« FRIENDLY FAMILY» At school "Harmony"

Before holiday children are greeted by a life-size doll.

Leading: Hello dear children! Dear adults! We are glad to see you today in our hall! How are you doing? Good mood? Are you ready to play and have fun today? Let's check?

Shestakova O. A. (song “Like this”» (music director)

Great guys, well done, we've warmed up a little, now we can our holiday begins! A holiday We have something unusual today! Very kind and important, because today we will remember our beloved family!What's happened family - everything is clear. Family is home. Family is the world, where love, devotion and mutual understanding reign. These are the same joys and sorrows for all. These are habits and traditions. And it is also a support in all matters. This is a fortress, behind the walls of which only peace and love should live.

2. Children come out

1. Family is us. Family is me.

2. Family- This is my dad and mom.

3. Family- This is my little brother.

4. Family- This is my fluffy cat.

5. Family- these are two dear grandmothers

6. Family- My sisters are mischievous.

7. Family is godmother, aunts and uncles.

8. Family- this is a Christmas tree in a beautiful outfit.

9. Family is a holiday at the round table.

10. Family is happiness, family is home.

11. Where they love, and wait, and do not remember evil.

Leading: Family– these are adults and children together. And so that here today we have a real family, I invite adults to join us and participate in our holiday together with your children.

The adults come out. Participants are divided into two teams - families.

3. The house, as a rule, is run by adults. I suggest you "build" my house.

Contest “What does it cost us to build a house?” (Materials: Two boards, markers.)

Each family painting their house

Well done! Great house built! The house is cozy. warm hearth where he lives Friendly family ! Let's talk about each of them now!

4. Riddles “Who lives in the house?” Now, guys, I’ll tell you some riddles. To solve the riddles, you need to suggest a word.

Who will wake us up morning:

It’s time to go to kindergarten, they say!

He has a cool hat.

This is our serious... dad

Well, who adores us,

Never offends.

Who bakes delicious pancakes?

Did you guess it? This…. grandmother.

Who took me hunting?

Who worked at the dacha?

Gave me a bicycle

Generous, kind. Wise…. grandfather.

Who screams in the morning: wow,

Like, it’s high time for me to eat

And it's time to change the diapers?

This is the little….sister

Who will take me to kindergarten?

Kisses on the way

Will he call it the most beautiful?

Did you guess it? This…. Mother

5. And now about family the guys will sing us a song English language (Tyaminova E.V.)

I wish you all to be warm and comfortable in your homes. Of course, all the comfort in the house is created by your beloved mother.

Well, now, the children themselves will tell poems about their dearest and most beloved mother.

6. THE CHILDREN ARE COMING OUT

Why, when I'm with my mom. Why when it hurts me

Is even a gloomy day brighter? Am I in a hurry to see my mother?

Because because Because because

There is no sweeter mommy! There is no more tender mother!

Why, when we are together, beautiful mothers,

Am I the happiest person in the world? Kind and beloved,

Because. because we will congratulate you now,

There is no kinder mother! We'll give them a song

7. A song is sung for mothers (Shestakova O. A.)

Leading: These flowers that decorate our hall. we give it to you. our dear mothers!

8. Game "Find Your Mom" (music)

9. Scene"The Cooks" (Kiseleva E. G.) (mathematics teacher)

Leading: Well, now it’s the turn to meet our dads.

10. Children come out:

1. Can he play football?

Can you heat up the soup for me?

Maybe watch a cartoon

2. He can play checkers,

Maybe even wash the cups,

Can draw cars

Can collect pictures

3. Can he take me for a ride?

Instead of a fast horse.

Can he catch fish?

Fix the faucet in the kitchen.

For me there is always a hero -

My best dad

11. Competitions are held for dads

"Dress your child up for school" (attributes: hairpins, bows, ribbons, comb. Scarves) Dad dresses up his daughter.

12. HOST: Well, now it’s the turn to talk about our grandparents.

Children come out:

My grandmother has delicious pancakes

Sweet jam, mint cookies!

And the character is the best!

Young, happy laughter!

WITH holiday, my dear.

Dear granny!

Cheesecakes in the morning, pies at lunchtime

I'm eating it on both cheeks!

Grandma’s food is delicious and warm for me

With her we've been friends for a very long time!

I know where grandma hides sweets,

Apparently grandpa knows where it is!

We often play with her "To the horse",

We share one chocolate bar between two,

We make candy soup for the dolls.

Making cutlets from plasticine

Together we feel sorry for the sea mermaid,

For "Chernomora" we'll make a stick!

We feed the kittens near the entrance,

Babysitting the neighbor's ducklings at the dacha...

On weekdays and holidays, and on New Year's

Grandma is always waiting for me to visit!

The mail brings a lot of newspapers,

Grandfather reads newspapers diligently.

Reads so much, but doesn’t know fairy tales

It's also comforting: Oh, granddaughter, Lisa,

The TV will show you fairy tales

It's a shame. Certainly. But I won't pay

Grandfather has glasses. I'll probably hide it!

Leading: Interesting, but our grandfathers know fairy tales! Let's check. And we’ll ask the grandmothers to help them.

13. A ball game is being played “Grandmother and Grandfather are storytellers”

The presenter throws the ball, and the adults remember the names of fairy tales. Whoever named the most wins.

Dance for grandmothers (choreographer Markin L.V.)

Leading: Well, as it should be, when you come to us guests come to the family, we always treat them with various delicacies. And today is no exception. Guys, do you want to make sweet cakes? Then let's get started.

14. Delicious treat. (Master class on making sweet cakes with your own hands) Material: whipped cream, jam, confectionery toppings, tartlets, disposable tableware and napkins)

Leading: Well, our fun has come to an end holiday! We wish your love families. Prosperity, happiness, health! So that always reigns in your homes friendship and mutual understanding.

“If your family is friendly, then worries are not a problem.” Drama for preschoolers on the theme "Family"

Author: Tatyana Mikhailovna Koren, music director
Place of work: MBDOU-kindergarten No. 362, Yekaterinburg

Dramatization for children preschool age on the topic "Family". If your family is friendly, then worries are not a problem

Target: Understanding the need for conservation family values, caring attitude towards your family and friends, based on Russian folk sayings and proverbs.
This work will be useful to educators and music directors of preschool educational institutions, as well as teachers primary classes and teachers additional education. A dramatization based on folk proverb, teaches children love and respect for their family and friends. Designed for children of senior preschool and primary school age.
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Characters:
Mother(prepares breakfast)
dad(reading newspaper)
son(sleeping, lying on his side)
daughter(plays with a toy)
dog Night (lying on the rug)
Dog:
Once upon a time we didn’t grieve
And they spoke Russian
The actors introduce themselves:
Mother: Mother
Dad: Dad
Son: Son
Daughter: And daughter
Night: Yes, and the dog Nochka.
Dad: And how the morning comes
My head is spinning.
Son: My son doesn’t want to wake up (turns over to the other side)
Daughter: Daughter getting ready for kindergarten (turns away offended)
Mother: Dad is nowhere to be seen - (throws up his hands)
Dad: I went for a walk with the dog. Night, follow me! (leaves with the Dog)
Mother: Well, mom is all busy
Briefcase, braids, work awaits...
I need to stir the porridge,
Get your hair done and run to the garden.
And a picture appeared:
There is no father, no daughter, no son.
There is no dog Nochka...
No family, period!

Who did you cook porridge for?
Who should I go for a walk with?
Who can I help with my homework?
And read a book?
Mom is crying.

Nochka comes running
Night: And my mother became sad,
After all, there is nothing better in the world
When I'm next to you
There is a kind husband and children!
Without them there is no happiness
Without them there is no family
And the tears rolled down
From the heart, from the soul...

Dad comes out and hugs mom carefully.
Dad: You, my dear,
Relax, sit down.

Son(comes up to mom, strokes her head):
And I'm taking my test
I'll do it with an A+!

Daughterputs his head on mom's lap:
I'll draw for you
the most beautiful flower!

Night runs up to mom, puts his head on the other knee
And Nochka just came up
and poked her muzzle into the side.

Dad: You, friends, remember
Popular words:

All in chorus:
If your family is friendly,
That's no problem!

Daughterasks:
But how did the word come out?
It's not clear to me at all.
Well, “I” - I understand.
Why are there seven of them?

Son: No need to think and guess,
you just need to calculate:
Counts by bending his fingers
There are grandfathers, there are grandmothers
You, mom, dad, me.
Add it all up. It turns out
Seven people. Family!

Daughter: And if there is a dog,
So, Eight-I?..

Dad: No, if there is a dog,
It turns out: WOW! Family!
(All the children show thumb"Class!")