A humorous scene - decoration for any holiday! funny scenes
funny wedding scene
The registrar reads the text to the newlyweds
Reg: Citizen Markov Ivan Petrovich, do you agree to marry citizen Petrova Lyubov Alexandrovna and live with her in love and in harmony until death separates you?
Groom: Yes
Reg: (looking at the bride) Citizen Petrova Lyubov Alexandrovna, do you agree to take as husband for the sixth time, this time citizen Markov Ivan Petrovich, and live with him, well, I don’t know how you usually live there with your husbands, because that every time some bullshit separates you!
The scene about the museum is also funny
Two people walk around the museum. Stop and start talking.
And how do you like this?
- I think it's great! See what lines, what clarity! Brilliant simplicity!
- I do not argue - it is skillfully drawn! Where is the signature? Where is the seal?!
Shot: Both of them reviewing the fire escape plan
scene - Kindergarten
Parent and Educator
R: Good evening! I am for Vadik
V: Hello! I need to have a serious talk with you
R: What happened?
V .: Your Vadik drew in class naked woman! Here!!! (holds out watercolor)
R.: ???
V: This is a disgrace! It's horrible!!!
R: …sorry…I’ll deal with him…!!!
V.: Yes, yes, figure it out! How does he draw breasts? Where are the shadows?! Where are the proportions?! I generally keep quiet about hands and calves!
scene in flower shop
Customer: Can you help me choose the roses?
Salesperson: Of course. Here white - symbolize love and tenderness. Red - feelings and passion! ...
Buyer: And if both red and white?
Seller: Such a bouquet means: “Honey, everything will be fine! But only after Spartak kicks those suckers over there!”
Cool scene about auto mechanics
1st: Not crumpled, everything shines, goes well, almost no noise! And what a skin she has!
2nd: Does she know how to cook borscht?
1st: Didn't ask
Funny scene about doctors
Bank. Booth "Currency exchange". A woman enters. Addresses the cashier.
J: Hello! What is the price of chocolate today?
K: 7-50 per hundred grams
Zh: Okay, today ten and three cognacs
(the cashier takes chocolate and cognac, and counts the money)
K: Please, here is your money. By the way, Happy Medical Worker Day to you!
Scene about cops
Two operas are talking
1st: Seryoga, is there anything to read?
2nd: I'll see now .... Have you read Akunin?
1st: Yes, I read everything Akunin
2nd: Wonderfully writes, agree!
1st: Yes, he can. Is there Ulitskaya?
2nd: No, Vadik took Ulitskaya to read. Pelevin is.
1st: Is it interesting?
2nd: Well, in general, yes ... (holds out a folder with a file) Here, see for yourself
1st: (reads a sheet from the folder) I, Alexander Mikhailovich Pelevin, being in a state of intoxication, inflicted three knife blows on citizen Uvarova ...
Scene about the seller and the buyer
The buyer approaches the consultant.
BUYER: Tell me, do you have a book called How to Succeed and Influence Others?
INTERVIEWER: She's long gone
BUYER: And “How to submit a report quickly and dump from work to Zainka”?
CONSULTANT: No. But I can advise “How to quickly hit the bath on Friday”
BUYER: I'm not interested. Is there a book called "How to borrow a couple of grand and not give back longer"?
CONSULTANT: There is none
BUYER: And "How to meet a girl and bring her home on the first day"?
CONSULTANT: Neither
BUYER: Ah...
CONSULTANT: (interrupts) There's a book called "How to Dump Your Counselor and Find Books Yourself"
Funny scene about policemen
Employee 1: Where do we have tea!? He's a tease! He's Lipton! He's a bag on a string!
Employee 2: It's in the closet! He's Plywood! He's "The Dump"! He's "Understand, finally"!
Employee: Where's the sugar?! He is also "Sweet", he is also "Sticky", he is " White death»!
Employee 2: Today at 9:45 Moscow time, I recorded the absence of sugar. Operational and investigative measures yielded a result: the trail leads to the 15th office.
Officer 1: Operational group - to leave!
Puts on a mask, takes a sugar bowl and runs out of the room
It is necessary to develop artistry in kids with early childhood. Short cuts will help. Funny for children, stories should be instructive and understandable, but at the same time educative important features character.
Fable - the basis for the script of the scene
It is known that the most instructive literary work is a fable. Only in this genre is the presence of morality an obligatory item - an important main conclusion from what has been said. Therefore, some scenes that are funny for children are often based on the plots of famous fables.
The works of Krylov Ivan Andreevich are accessible to the understanding of preschoolers. These are “Monkey and Glasses”, “Squirrel”, “Crow and Fox”, “Titmouse”, “Dragonfly and Ant”, “Quartet”, “Swan, Crayfish and Pike”.
Today there are a lot of reworkings of famous fables on new way. For example, at the end of the story of the fox and the crow, the cheese does not fall into the mouth of the cunning flatterer. The wise crow puts it in its paw and replies to the fox that "she knows how to sing, that's true, but it's not yet the time and place for a concert."
Ways of presenting fables on stage
Do not think that playing on stage is available only to adult children. If you approach the matter creatively, then you can cope with the forces of even very small ones.
There are four scenario options. Episodes that are funny for children, for example, can be played without the words of the author. Then the children pronounce only the words of the characters. The second option may be to read the words of the author to adults. Option three is suitable for older children, when the whole fable is a role-play reading with a demonstration of the actions of the plot. But very young ones can become artists, even without being able to speak properly. Then the whole text is read by an adult, and the kids pantomime depict the plot in front of the audience.
Tale and irony - twin sisters
It is unlikely that someone did not like to listen to fairy tales in childhood. Many short works of this genre can be easily turned into ironic skits. Funny scenarios for children are obtained from the fairy tales “Stupid Hans” by Andersen, “Hedgehogs Laugh” and “The Brave Tailors” by Korney Chukovsky, as well as others. Short stories, told by the wonderful poet Chukovsky, can easily turn into funny and funny scenes for kindergarten.
A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it!
Sometimes it can be difficult to choose a story to dramatize. And if you play the fairy tale “How the hare became the ruler of the jungle” about how the oblique deceived a huge lion, inviting him to fight with a more powerful rival?
The meaning of the story is that the king of beasts was strong, but stupid. The hare was supposed to come to him for dinner according to the law, which was established in the jungle by a cruel lion lord. But the oblique turned out to be quick-witted. He aroused in the cruel glutton anger at the one who is stronger than him. Mistaking his reflection in the river for an opponent, he threw himself into the water and drowned.
Knowledge is power and laughter is a weapon against evil
You can change the ending of the story. Let our lion not drown in the river, but become a universal laughing stock. All the animals gathered on the river bank will ridicule the stupid beast. And the one whom everyone laughs at can no longer be the main one, who needs to be feared and obeyed. Knowledge and ingenuity sometimes more important than strength and cruelty - that's the moral of this cautionary tale.
Any number of actors can take part in such a performance. You can diversify the action with a small concert, with which the animals decide to please their bunny friend. Then the presentation will contain several performances. These will be children's skits, funny, short, in which the actors will present the animals and their relationships.
Fairy tales in a new way
Children love to act out funny mini-sketches. It is possible to offer for these purposes well-known fairy tales, rewritten in a new way. And it is especially funny when heroes of different works meet in one story.
For example, it is easy to change famous story about "Kolobok", supplementing it with the fairy tale "Ryaba the Hen". Kids really like such confusions, they laugh, seeing that the usual characters do not act the way they always do, and get into ridiculous situations.
“Grandfather and grandmother lived in the same village, they had a chicken named Ryaba. Here, a chicken laid an egg, but not a simple one, but ... from dough! And the testicle has eyes, a nose, a mouth. "Who are you? What is your name?" - asked the grandmother. “I am Gingerbread Man - a ruddy side, rich like a cake, sweet like ice cream! And now you are my grandparents, you must love and pamper me! Grandfather and grandmother were delighted, they rushed to pamper Kolobok. They offer him all sorts of delicious things: yoghurts and lollipops, juices and fruits. But Kolobok refuses everything, wants to go for a walk in the forest. “You can’t, granddaughters, ride through the forest, there sly Fox will catch you and eat you!” his grandfather warns. "I myself with a mustache!" - answered Kolobok and rolled away.
He rolls, rolls, and a fox meets him. "Who are you?" she asks Kolobok. And he will tell her: “I was born from a chicken, her son, that means!” The fox was surprised, she had never seen such a chicken. And I thought it was some kind of abnormal chicken, inedible. And he contrived, jumped on the fox's back and, well, drive her, to direct the old man and the old woman to the house!
Grandfather and grandmother are sitting, grieving: “Our granddaughter has disappeared, the fox will eat him!” And the hen Ryaba consoles them: “Don’t cry, my dears, I’ll lay another egg for you, not from dough, but normal!” Only the grandfather and grandmother do not want normal, they want to see their Kolobok - they have already fallen in love with him. And they began to cry bitterly about him.
And then suddenly they hear - someone is jumping in the yard. They looked out and laughed: Kolobok riding a fox! Here's a killer!
They caught the redhead by the tail and put her on a chain in the yard: “You will guard the house instead of a dog. Stop hurting defenseless little animals in the forest!”
Short scenes for the camp
Vanya Palkin is sitting in front of the aquarium in a living corner. He lowered the fishing rod into him and begs goldfish: “Little fish, make me the strongest in the camp so that I can knock down Petka Samokhin with one blow! And also make me the most beautiful so that Lyuska Morozova falls in love with me without memory! And I also want to become the smartest, so that I can defeat everyone at the What, Where, When Olympiad! The head of the camp passes by. He saw such a disgrace and said: “Vanya, get away from the fish! She is not magical, but ordinary! And then the fish gives a voice: “That's it, I've been telling him about this for 2 hours, but he doesn't understand anything! They read, damn it, Pushkin, there is no peace from them ... "
To play funny mini-scenes, you can use the plots of the Yeralash newsreel. Funny interludes will delight both the audience and the performers themselves.
An unforgettable gift - a scene for a birthday boy
How nice it is when, in addition to the traditional offering, guests play funny birthday scenes! You can improvise. This presentation does not require preparation.
In order for the improvised ones to be successful, it is enough to prepare the words for each character in advance, print them on paper. It is also a good idea to pick up accessories for outfits: scarves, glasses, hats, umbrellas, galoshes, masks, false beards, mustaches, wigs.
Just with a bang, the staging of the fairy tale "Turnip" is going on. Here the main role is played by the words of the characters. Participants in improvisation will, by condition, be required to pronounce their phrase immediately after the words of the author, if he names the hero.
You can come up with cool words for each actor. For example, a grandfather will say: “Oh, if it weren’t for the Internet, your grandfather would be a sprinter!” Grandma can be given the words: “Botox, fitness and lipstick - what else do you need for a grandmother?” The granddaughter will constantly repeat: “Thicker turnip - more money we can make money!” and so on. Certain funny gestures should accompany the words: let the grandfather hold on to his lower back and limp, holding the headphones from the player in his ears and twitching slightly to the music, the grandmother makes eyes and coquettishly straightens her scarf, and the granddaughter shows with her hands a “thick turnip” in a figurative sense, that is huge cheeks.
What is a holiday at school without an interlude?
Usually all festive events in educational institutions accompanied by an amateur concert. And funny school scenes occupy the most important place in it.
Plots for these interludes can be taken from the works of Viktor Dragunsky. For example, from the stories about the boys Denis and Mishka, wonderful children's scenes are obtained. funny short stories about the Misipisi River or about the invented exploits of friends rescuing children from fire and from under the ice are relevant to this day, so the audience always likes them.
It’s good if there are talented teenagers among schoolchildren who can write a script for a scene on their own, displaying in the plot some kind of incident that happened in reality. Of course, the names of the actors should be hidden, but the event itself can be displayed. It will be very relevant and interesting. By the way, school-themed interludes can be used as funny scenes for the camp, because even during the holidays, the guys remember about their studies.
Men are our support, protection and love! Getting ready for a birthday native person it is important to secretly come up with such entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday man and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a drop of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only to diversify the planned program of the holiday, but also to present memorable gifts to the birthday man in an original way, with humor and fiction.
At the table
Scene No. 1 "Harmful cleaner"
In the midst of the holiday, a “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and a mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.
Some of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning woman: And what do I care? I do my job and don't bother anyone.
(A skirmish begins between the guest and the cleaner. It is advisable that this guest sit next to the birthday man).
Guest: Don't you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning woman: Oh, are you having a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaner).
Cleaning woman: So it's because of you that they don't let me work? So it's because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations!
(He takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. A violent reaction from the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene number 2 "Congratulations from friends"
In the hands of each of two balls: orange, red, blue and green. They sing a song-alteration to the motive "The blue ball is spinning, spinning."
Together:
The years fly by like birds.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.1 friend
Red we will give a dare ball,
As a sign of respect, accept quickly
Lots of heat, lots of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!2 friend
For you to be happy all year round,
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let relatives, friends be near,
You are the best, I say not melting.1 friend
We want to give peace of mind
Reward with a blue ball on this day.
He saves from sadness
And only goodness will find its way to your house!2 friend
Orange ball - it's like a dream
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you forever.Together
There were other balls
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what's going on.There was a little yellow ball - he decorated the bouquet,
But it is changeable, treacherous color.
Yellow ball - trials in fate,
So we won't give it to you.We found a black ball
But they didn't bring it either.
He carries sadness and separation,
And we only wish you happiness!(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment, and handed to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 "Compliments"
For this congratulations, you will need a presenter, whatman paper and felt-tip pens.
1. On whatman paper, the leader writes horizontally or vertically (as convenient) the name of the birthday person.
2. The task of the guests for each letter is to come up with an adjective that characterizes the birthday man on the positive side.
3. At the end, the host gives the birthday man a gift for being so perfect. A gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.
Scene No. 4 "Hidden Gifts"
The guests are sitting at the table, the leader is holding a bag of gifts in his hands.
Selectively approaches the guests with a request to get a gift from the bag.
Each gift should be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The host leaves a note for the guest who got the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday man with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday man.1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy,
Because there…
(The birthday boy unfolds the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).2. Wear it to the joy of your dear wife,
And remember the guests more often,
Exactly the same is on me,
So now you and I are brothers.
(Gift - shorts with a joke).3. You never know what life will bring us.
Take it with you in addition, it will save you from embarrassment.
Probably our best award.
As a gift to you...
(Gift - toilet paper).4. Did you think, wondered, to give this as a gift?
Decided that you are independent,
And he is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret,
Our gift is a bottle...
(Gift - a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 "Wishes from a psychic"
psychic (enters the room, waving his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me feel your aura! (He runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously.) I see… I see that you have a good aura! Positive points attracts! So, I say what awaits you: 364 days of well-being and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I can’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, but the mink coat flickers all the time ... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then it’s vague again - everything is banal: happiness, health, love, luck ... But what will be, will be - I can’t lie!
(She presses her hand theatrically to her heart, rolls her eyes and falls to the floor, lies down for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday man tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself has just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you, and she ordered me to hand over the gifts! (Gives a gift).
Scene No. 6 "Doctor's visit"
For the scene, you can prepare a doctor's costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, a flashlight.
Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday man): Well, well, well, who's sick here? I see, I see, what do we have here?
"Dengoni never lack"? (Looks inquiringly at the birthday man, but does not give an answer, he takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's listen with heart to what ?! I hear, I hear: "Love the Euphoria"!
Let's keep checking! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ah, everything is serious here ... you have a rare disease on your hands - "work in the throat once upon a time"!
(Hammer taps on knees): And in your legs you have "all-probezhkinoz"! Well, let's look at the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in the eyes). And here everything is clear: “gadget-dependent”! So! Here is my verdict - you will live another 150 years if you accept what I prescribe. Take one bill a day, avoid overdosing (gives an envelope with money)! This remedy will help to maintain love euphoria (Gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to get rid of gadget addiction radically! I write to you the best medicines (gives good book or a collection of motivating quotes)! Well everyone, be healthy! (Bows, leaves).
Movable
Scene No. 7 "Congratulations to the king!"
Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: King's throne, courtier costumes (or at least attributes).Court 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your state, and from all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!
(Importantly unfolds the scroll. Frightened looks around, calls another courtier).
Court 1(whispering): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulations?
(COURIST 2 shrugs, then raises his finger up. Throws away the scroll.)
Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - and you show! How does the king (Name) get angry? (Guests show). How does the king dance on a cheerful disc player, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine, and break into his payroll without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday man).
Court 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are overseas gifts arrived! Accept, king (Name), congratulations!
Court 1: Count De (guest's last name) from a mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it - and any product is yours! (give a certificate).
Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country brings you a charming aroma! With him, you can do everything! Neutralize enemies, gain allies! (They give perfume.)
Court 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a goldfish, so that all wishes come true! Prince (name) from (…) gives you the opportunity to do it! (They give fishing accessories).
Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is worth it! A magical potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).
Court 1: And I am making a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Take this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 "Three brooms"
Three women are needed for congratulations. Each in the hands of a broom. In total, three brooms are needed: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
To be a healthy man
We give an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We'll steam you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom lightly pats the birthday man).Second woman
Do not fuss and do not suffer
Better get it with a birch broom.
Let's go over the shoulders, over the head,
To be healthy you are like a bull on a cow.Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all sorrows disappear, we dare to steam it.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's go with a broom just below the waist.
Scene No. 9 "Congratulations from oriental beauties"
Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles by the number of gifts). Girls enter the house and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.
Girl 1: Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, come to congratulate you all!
Girl 2: You are a lover of a bright life, accept gifts soon!
Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we give you a fish! (You can arrange a "bouquet" of several types of salted fish, or just sets of snacks).
Girl 1: So that your wife does not have a soul in you, you have a set of tea on you!
Girl 2: Well, for tea, of course, we prepared sweets! With cognac!
Girl 3: No candy (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1: For you, a lover of swimming in a warm river in the morning, we will give, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then just replace with the words "that's it!")
Scene No. 10 "Little Life Story"
Characters: Host, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: a chair, a sheet, a bonnet, a diaper, a bottle with a pacifier with a cocktail, animal masks, the inscriptions "Car", "ball", " Prestigious job”, school bag, audio recordings:“ My only one ”,“ Ah, this wedding.
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, you can put on a diaper, put on a cap, sit on a chair.Leading: Sit comfortably, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very small, he was given a bottle of milk ... (Suitable, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured in it. It is better to find out about the preferences of the birthday man in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid be white). He drank and fell asleep and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests in animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play with a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has the inscription on the back “Car”, the other has “Ball”). Our birthday boy has grown up (the presenter helps the birthday man to remove all the attributes, gives a briefcase), and began to go to school, where he met his first love. (A girl with a briefcase runs in, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song plays: “My only one!”)Young woman: Che hatched? I'm a fool! (Runs away).
Leading: Our hero was growing up, he did not forget about his first love, and he promised himself to marry her! And, in the end, he still got married, but to another!
(The song “Oh, this wedding sang and danced” plays).Leading: Then I looked for a prestigious job, worked well and provided for my family with dignity!
(A guest runs out, the inscription “Prestigious work” on the back, the birthday boy approaches him, and he runs away, hides, in the end, of course, he catches).Everybody characters speak in unison or take turns: Life runs by, but don't rush! Feel free to write your own story! On the path to happiness, go steadfastly, because there is so much more to come! Well, we congratulate you, don’t judge how you could, prepared yourself, people are yours!
(Followed by the presentation of gifts).
Any gift is nice to receive, but when it is presented in an extraordinary way, if the birthday boy sees that you have been preparing and trying, he will be doubly pleased, and from the birthday, which was prepared with such fiction and love by loved ones, indelible impressions will forever remain!
This carbon monoxide, funny comic New Year's scene for adults, which was written by the modern author Anastasia Borzenko, the site really liked. We hope you enjoy it too. Thanks to the author for the talent!
Arctic fox New Year's scene
Once upon a time in the studio winter time the wolf came out of the forest, there was a severe frost!
Looks, rises slowly uphill ... Arctic fox, humming something under his breath!
(a fox appears, singing something under his breath, he has a bag in his hands)
And then the wolf thought ... what luck, his wife is richer in her fur coat
She asked me to leave it under the tree as a gift ... I need to amuse my beloved!
(Wolf) - Oh, gold I'm a great fellow ... under New Year such a fox!
The arctic fox busily that morning, to confess, rummaged a little in Misha's warehouse,
while Misha slept sweetly in a warm bed, he bought himself a pot of delicious honey.
And joyful rushed home to soon surprise his family at a delicious dinner,
He didn’t know, to his Pesetsky grief ... that they decided to change him into a fur coat!
(Arctic fox) - They don’t call in our area, but they call, a barrel of honey, they defied Misha!
(bumps into the wolf, shakes himself off)
(Arctic fox) - Hello wolf, click with your teeth!
(Wolf) - Well, what childish fun! It's time to go without labels... as if a wolf is distinguished by the mere presence of teeth! I'm glad for you too, scribe...and you...beautiful, well done! (feels the arctic fox) and your fur is soft and magnificent, for our places it is quite magnificent!
(The arctic fox looks at the wolf in shock. A bear appears.)
(Bear) - Hello, brothers!
(The wolf is dissatisfied) - Clubfoot ...
(Arctic fox joyfully) - Let's shake a cool paw! (hides behind him from the wolf) - how good that you came, I went around the whole edge!
(Bear) - and I, and I, I dreamed that my honey, therefore, was in trouble! As if someone wants to shamelessly clean it up for themselves! And I wake up - exactly, in my hand! They stole my honey...what the...
(Fox) - My friend! What are you talking about Misha...
(The wolf admiringly touches the arctic fox) - Oh, how you shine in the sun!
(Bear) - I'll find it and beat it!
(Wolf) - I will demand a separate vacation from my wife as soon as I give a fur coat!
so a bear, a wolf and an arctic fox gathered at the New Year's place ... what, but here the end is possible, very interesting!
One dreams of reselling honey to have fun on a holiday, the other to tear off the fox fur and amuse the one that is best in the heart!
And the third is looking for parasites to pay for the theft ...
(Fox) - What are your plans for the new year?
(Wolf) - I'll be drunk with happiness, arctic fox, let's go to my chambers, let the clubfoot look for a thief!
(Takes a fox in an armful and tries to pull it away)
You smell wonderful, that's luck!
(Bear) - And what kind of sticky traces ... and they smell like honey!
(The arctic fox throws away the bag in fright)
(Bear) - However, you are a good friend .... well, that's it, now you ....
(Wolf) - Fox!
(Bear) - Yes, exactly, fox!
(Wolf) - well, no, I won’t give it away, so my madam is waiting for a fur coat! And you will spoil it, Misha, you better take your honey and stomp the holiday!
(Arctic fox) - I, a fur coat ???
(Wolf) - come here, my dove!
(Bear) - you are confusing something, wolf ... but well, get away with your paws, I'll bite off the thief's paw, let him not scurry in someone else's honey!
(Wolf) - and will I have a fur coat without a sleeve? Will not work! And we don't live in India, they don't do that in Russia!
(Arctic fox) - in Russia everyone is always forgiven! After all, we great country let's just split up, my furry friends?
(Bear) after reflection. - And let's go! You will return the honey, but if you encroach again ...
(Fox) - And you, toothy, henpecked!
(wolf) Arctic fox, would you be silent, it's better! You do not understand what Love is, it freezes the head and blood!
(Bear) - Still in such a frost ... without a hat to run along the edge, a wonderful little animal in love! you give her better than honey! She never ate like that, fox, give him a pot
(Fox) Hold on, my sweet friend!
like this, in the icy winter season, the story ended with an affectionate word!
Try this easy-to-perform skit - it usually has a lot of fun for young viewers.
3 participants: mother, son and robot. Starting position: the robot stands with its arms wide apart, mother and son are on the sides of the robot, slightly ahead of it (so that the robot's palms are not far from their heads).
Son (pointing to the robot): Oh, who is this?
Mom: It's a robot. He knows how to distinguish whether a person is telling the truth or deceiving. For example, tell me, what grades did you get today at school?
Son: Five!
Booms! (the robot pretends to give his son a slap on the back of the head).
Mom: So you were lying. So what did you really get?
Son: Four.
Booms! (the robot again gives his son a slap on the head)
Mom: Not true again. What did you get?
Son: Well, three...
Booms! (slap again).
Mom: Tell the truth! What have you been given?
Son (sighing): two.
The robot strokes his son's head.
Mom: Oh, you! And at your age, I studied for one five and never lied to my parents!
Booms! Booms! (now mom gets two slaps on the back of the head!)
good reasons
Funny school scene.
Characters: teacher, student - Ilya Arkhipov and student - Anechka Beletskaya. Students distribute remarks at their discretion, for example, they answer the teacher in turn.
Teacher enters:
- Hello guys! Thank you for coming… Why are there so few of you today?
Opens the journal, starts the roll call:
- Arkhipov?
- Here…
Hello Ilya, nice to see you. Belyakov?..
- What are you, Alevtina Ivanovna! Only the second lesson! He comes to the third!
— Ah! Yes Yes…
— Golubev?
- Golubev studies at the institute on Tuesdays, in commercial, in his third year ...
- Beletskaya? .. Anechka! Are you here?
- Yes, but only after this lesson I leave - we are flying to Turkey today.
- Good good…
— Kvitantsev?
He can't come, his car broke down.
But he lives next door, doesn't he?
- He is stressed ... He is worried ...
— Malinin?
- Malinin has an exemption from exams. Why does he need to go to school?
- Parkhomenko?
- Parkhomenko's leg hurt, and Sergeev, Khorev and Frolova went to the doctor to see him off ...
— Yakovlev?
- Still sleeping. He came yesterday!
- Well, okay - it turns out that everyone good reasons. Let's write the topic of the lesson ...
The bell rings and all the students run out of the classroom.
The teacher says to the hall:
“I didn’t get much done today…